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1 minute ago, Mojo Hand said:

Why appoint anyone? 

This.  Press conferences happen so few and far between someone else could fit it in to their regular "duties"  of sucking up to the Dotus.

17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

LOLOLLOLOLOL

What qualifications does she have to be governor of Arkansas? Besides being a fat, stupid lying Huckabee with a wonky eye. 

To be fair, all of that probably makes her over-qualified to be the governor of Arkansas. 

8 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Did she last longer than spicer?

yeah, she never came

Thank god

 

this nasty bitch was terrible and she NEVER told the truth. Must be why trump loved her so much.

Her husband has to be so pissed that she'll have more time to be around the house. 

Why is she leaving a job where she put in absolutely no work? I'm guessing ol Donny finally got sick of looking at her fat ass around the White House. He'll probably fill the position with some random hot college intern. 

Conservatives on Texags are sad.

 

what a bunch of idiots!  I don’t get how anyone could ever like this cunt. All she did was lie.

1 minute ago, Voldemort86 said:

Conservatives on Texags are sad.

 

what a bunch of idiots!  I don’t get how anyone could ever like this cunt. All she did was lie.

Ummmmm....we live in Trumpworld now.  That's EXACTLY why they liked her.

8 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Her husband has to be so pissed that she'll have more time to be around the house. 

Grocery budget skyrockets. 

6 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Why is she leaving a job where she put in absolutely no work? I'm guessing ol Donny finally got sick of looking at her fat ass around the White House. He'll probably fill the position with some random hot college intern. 

 

i'm not sure how the org chart and responsibilities flow under this administration, but in some white houses, the press secretary (along with communications guys) are responsible for interactions with the press.  yesterday an abc interview came out where trump advocated treason.  today, sanders is leaving.

coincidental timing?  i doubt it.

6 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Why is she leaving a job where she put in absolutely no work? 

I’m also curious about this. It’s not like she was busting her hump or anything.

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i'm not sure how the org chart and responsibilities flow under this administration, but in some white houses, the press secretary (along with communications guys) are responsible for interactions with the press.  yesterday an abc interview came out where trump advocated treason.  today, sanders is leaving.

coincidental timing?  i doubt it.

Sweet irony if true. The one time Donald doesn't lie on tv, the press secretary gets fired.

That is Penn Jillette dressed up as Sarah Sanders, right?

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1 minute ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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She's not skinny or blonde enough to wind up on Fox.

i posted this article on the trump thread:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-2020-dirt-fox-news-rick-santorum_n_5d01ed6ee4b0304a1209cf7d

in it:

Fellow primetime Fox News host Laura Ingraham demanded to know who in the Trump administration had approved the interview. Trump being “put in that situation is beyond me,” she said and suggested that Trump was “playing with” Stephanopoulos.

assuming ingraham said this on fox, it was only a matter of time before trump figured out he needed a fall guy.

Just now, Chad Fuck said:

She's not skinny or blonde enough to wind up on Fox.

She's got a face for conservative radio.

19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

She may be leaving....but I'll be keeping my eye on her.....

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She couldn't say anything with a straight face.

15 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

 He'll probably fill the position with some random hot college intern. 

Donny jr’s gf, that ex fox chick 

Another lying piece of shit gone. Who’s next?



Please do, ya diseased wonkeyed humpback whale.

I’ll happily send $100 to whoever is her opponent if she runs.
2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

She's got a face for conservative radio.

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Now that she's departing I regret saying mean-spirited and childish things about her appearance. But those were just the fats. Fats don't care about your feelings. 

40 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, she never came

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It was a long run, but now it's time to be ridden into the sunset.

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Fat Real Fat

10 minutes ago, Chooky said:

It was a long run, but now it's time to be ridden into the sunset.

Please, don't ever, ever, ever, talk about Sarah Huckabee Sanders being ridden, in any context. My stomach can't handle that image.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Please, don't ever, ever, ever, talk about Sarah Huckabee Sanders being ridden, in any context. My stomach can't handle that image.

Vic thread is over there.--------------------------------------------------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

43 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Her husband has to be so pissed that she'll have more time to be around the house. 

And when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

23 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 


Please do, ya diseased wonkeyed humpback whale.

I’ll happily send $100 to whoever is her opponent if she runs.

 

She would be terrible. Maybe we could send dan Patrick up there to work with her. 

30 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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6 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Why is she leaving a job where she put in absolutely no work? I'm guessing ol Donny finally got sick of looking at her fat ass around the White House. He'll probably fill the position with some random hot college intern. 

 

yeah, she never came

She lasted longer than expected.
1 minute ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Does Trump throw her a farewell party catered by McDonald's?   

he can't afford that

30 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Now that she's departing I regret saying mean-spirited and childish things about her appearance. But those were just the fats. Fats don't care about your feelings. 

Alternative fats

Will she be fat in the white house a few more days or is she immediately gonna be fat at a different job? Running as a fat governor won't be for awhile. I could see her taking some time to be fat with her family for awhile and then deciding where she'll be fat next. Life comes at you pretty fat sometimes. 

2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Will she be fat in the white house a few more days or is she immediately gonna be fat at a different job? Running as a fat governor won't be for awhile. I could see her taking some time to be fat with her family for awhile and then deciding where she'll be fat next. Life comes at you pretty fat sometimes. 

you were losing me, and then you finished strong.

A little awkward during the routine, but he stuck the landing.

Sarah Sanders is OG in this administration and one of the most indoctrinated cultists.  As worthless as Huckabeef is, this loss is significant.  

Either she couldn’t take it anymore or Trump/Javanka couldn’t.

The shittier the person, the longer they last in this administration. 

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