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#1701
On 6/13/2019 at 7:34 PM, henrygandorf said:

94 days since a daily briefing.

8 in the last 300 days.

leaves to spend more time with her family.

ok.

Fuck her, her worthless ass father and really fuck the guy who married her as well for wanting to marry racist white trash. 

I'm sure she'll have a weekend show on Fox within a few months.

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#1702
3 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Fuck her, her worthless ass father and really fuck the guy who married her as well for wanting to marry racist white trash. 

I'm sure she'll have a weekend show on Fox within a few months.

Too fat.

#1703
8 minutes ago, Crusher said:

Thank you sir for reminding me.

Mrs Huckabee winds up being the next Governor of Arkansas.. I mean Jesus..That's where the Clintons got their start.

Maybe she'll use a doublewide as a Governor's mansion like Daddy.

#1705
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


It’s gonna take more width.

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#1712

Have beef and pork consumption in Arky skyrocketed yet? She must have a late flight.

Edited by RPM

#1714

Sarah...you literally have the world’s most unique talent.  You made the people of the United States long for both Sean Spicer and Anthony Scaramucci.  

For that, I commend you.  I don’t know if that’s enough to get you elected governor, but it’s a rare gift front god 

#1717

She’s a horrible human being, From a family of horrible human beings. Her kids are lot likely already horrible human beings.

 

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#1720

Fox's standards for on-air female attractiveness must be slipping.

She's the perfect messenger for them, but she's been beat with the ugly stick.

 

#1721
46 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Fox's standards for on-air female attractiveness must be slipping.

She's the perfect messenger for them, but she's been beat with the ugly stick.

 

Probably trying to save on expensive sexual harassment settlements.

#1722

Trick question:  She and Greta Van Susteren meet each other in the green room lavatory.  Which one unlocks their jaw and swallows the other one whole before retreating to their off-planet lair?  

Edited by Lobo

#1726

Huh.

I was wrong. I thought she was too brunette, too large, and too homely for Fox News.

I can’t wait to see the makeover they give her.

Those makeup artists and wardrobe consultants have a herculean task ahead of them.

#1729
16 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

She is younger than Pete Buttigieg. 

You wouldn’t think that, given that she continues to grow throughout her life, and periodically sheds her skin as a part of the growing process.  She should look 10-15 years younger at least.  

#1731

Fat jokes minimize the damage she has inflicted on our nation.  It might make you feel better, but cut that shit out.

 

#1732
4 hours ago, tigol said:

Fat jokes minimize the damage she has inflicted on our nation.  It might make you feel better, but cut that shit out.

It's no joke. She's a fat ugly lying cunt. Saying so doesn't minimize anything. 

#1733
8 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Huh.

I was wrong. I thought she was too brunette, too large, and too homely for Fox News.

I can’t wait to see the makeover they give her.

Those makeup artists and wardrobe consultants have a herculean task ahead of them.

So Laura isn’t the ugliest dude on Fox anymore?

#1737
8 hours ago, tigol said:

Fat jokes minimize the damage she has inflicted on our nation.  It might make you feel better, but cut that shit out.

 

I took it as more of a reptile joke and laughed.

#1740
13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Does fox have a special camera to make her wonky eye look normalish ?

Googly Eyes Party Glasses

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#1745

Sarah will be appearing at the American Priority Festival and Conference in October (see below). Just for kicks, I took a gander at their social media. It looks, 'old' and dated in a way that I found odd. But then I realized they don't spend money on splashing out for attendees or PR; they have grifted all the money into their own pockets.

 

#1746

That site is the website of somebody planning to run for office.

And she's got to strike while being attached to Trump isn't a negative in places like Arky.  Unfortunately for her, 2022 is probably pushing it.  

#1747
13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That site is the website of somebody planning to run for office.

And she's got to strike while being attached to Trump isn't a negative in places like Arky.  Unfortunately for her, 2022 is probably pushing it.  

She may not be cray enough for Arky GOP primary voters.  Gotta cash in Huckabee style.  Always Be Grifting.

#1748
4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Sarah will be appearing at the American Priority Festival and Conference in October (see below). Just for kicks, I took a gander at their social media. It looks, 'old' and dated in a way that I found odd. But then I realized they don't spend money on splashing out for attendees or PR; they have grifted all the money into their own pockets.

 

There's a truly excellent deconstructed burger on the menu at that hotel, though. 

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#1749
1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

There's a truly excellent deconstructed burger on the menu at that hotel, though. 

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