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52 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Why even tell that story in your book?  Nobody would have known any of that took place, it's not funny, she thinks it's charming or anecdotally interesting, but it's not.  Why would she bother to put that in there?  That's so fucking weird.  Nobody is painted in a favorable light with that story, not her, not Trump, not Kim.  

I like that there's a mention of the term "Beast" but it doesn't apply to any of those three pieces of human shit I just mentioned.  

Ugly people like to tell stories about another person finding them desirable....ANY other person finding them desirable.  It makes them feel a little less ugly.

Trust me on this.

Signed,

An ugly person.....whose standards are still WAY too high to include Sarah Sanders

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The most unbelievable aspect of that anecdote is that anybody would envision an episode of coitus involving  Huckabeef in which she could be viewed as the individual "taking one for the team". 

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1 minute ago, Blotto said:

The most unbelievable aspect of that anecdote is that anybody would envision an episode of coitus involving  Huckabeef in which she could be viewed as the individual "taking one for the team". 

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On 2/24/2020 at 9:28 PM, Bama Chick said:

 


They have three kids so at least three times.

And he’s MUCH better looking than her. MUCH.

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I'm guessing that as a teen and until her marriage, she worked out furiously and engaged in borderline disordered eating to keep herself within the outer ranges of desirable.

Also, he looks like he might have teh ghey.  NTTIAWT.

Or maybe it's a just a straight up olive and the toothpick deal.

There's probably no fat women in NK so it's kinda like old times where if you were chubby you were attractive. Something like that. 

Heaven forbid the story actually be about WHY Trump prefers kissing up to authoritarian strongmen and cruel dictators who do their best to pose threats to us.

Instead everyone gets to laugh cuz fat ugly, hahahaha.  This fucking country has perma-ADHD.

6 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Heaven forbid the story actually be about WHY Trump prefers kissing up to authoritarian strongmen and cruel dictators who do their best to pose threats to us.

Instead everyone gets to laugh cuz fat ugly, hahahaha.  This fucking country has perma-ADHD.

To be fair, it is in this thread.

Talking points currently being sent out by the White House - He was joking. 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Talking points currently being sent out by the White House - He was joking. 

First, outright denial.  Second, even if he said it, he was joking.

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

To be fair, it is in this thread.

Its a top topic everywhere.  I'm not faulting the posters here.  

Imagine being forced to listen to 8.5 hours of this beast?

 

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The fight for our lives? Who forced them to hitch their wagon to an idiot like Trump?

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12 minutes ago, YChang said:

The fight for our lives? Who forced them to hitch their wagon to an idiot like Trump?

I read it as the castle doctrine writ large. An existential threat justifies behavior that would otherwise be impermissible, namely enabling Trump and trashing the rule of law. She's giving herself a free pass because evil libs. May history not be so kind.

That’s a solid sexual harassment lawsuit 

He winked, just not the way she thought....

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Isn't he a big film buff? He clearly thought he was meeting with a famous Hollywood diva.

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Miss Piggy is much smarter 

 

more likely he has a fetish for women with lazy eye ?

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There are no lazy eyes in North Korea.  Only eyes that have not been properly re-educated or re-trained to work! 

Plus, to be fair to Kim Jong-Un, Sarah looks like she was winking first.  He was just...you know...being a good host. 

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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

That’s a solid sexual harassment lawsuit 

Nah. It's just locker room "talk".

Besides, it's off message for Team MAGA to sue one another.  Hell, her dad even (no, I don't know for 100% certain, but it's a safe bet)  finds it funny.

Well, we've found somebody on planet earth with lower standards than Vic.   So we've got that going for us. 

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ugly people like to tell stories about another person finding them desirable....ANY other person finding them desirable.  It makes them feel a little less ugly.

Trust me on this.

Signed,

An ugly person.....whose standards are still WAY too high to include Sarah Sanders

So we finally hit the limit of what you wouldn't doink.   

5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

So we finally hit the limit of what you wouldn't doink.   

Oh, there's plenty on that list -- but like always.....you don't want to see 'em.

5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Imagine being forced to listen to 8.5 hours of this beast?

 

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8.5 hours of her talking? If I was being sentenced for a crime and the choice was 2 months in jail or 8.5 hours of listening to her, I might take jail. Maybe a exaggeration but not much.

Sarah's word is good enough for me...

9 hours ago, woohorn said:

Sarah's word is good enough for me...
 

Hmmm...

 

This time, I'm serious, I really mean it, it's very true: there's nothing to see here. You can take it to the bank! Bring me a stack of Bibles. 

It's really, really, really, really true, this time.

 

She's trying to prove that some man, somewhere, thinks she's hot.  I also find it hilarious every time she pretends she's a devout Christian.  

  • 2 weeks later...

This is a must-watch

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On 9/8/2020 at 6:16 PM, NameAlreadyInUse said:

She's trying to prove that some man, somewhere, thinks she's hot.  I also find it hilarious every time she pretends she's a devout Christian.  

Admit, you'd change teams just to have one night with her.  

As much as I used to love a good C-list celebrity bang...she only does missionary I'm guessing.  And that right eye is always looking away as if to say, "None of us wants to be here right now."  It's just more than I could take.  

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

This is a must-watch

That's the way to interview a soulless cunt. 

50 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

That's the way to interview a soulless cunt. 

Was that an example of "lying, ignorance or insanity"?  Well done!

Yea, that opening question of "Can Donald Trump tell the difference between the truth and a lie?" is dy-no-mite.

25 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

No thank you.

 

25 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

No thank you.

you're missing out, brother.    

On 9/23/2020 at 11:49 AM, Gil Bang said:

This is a must-watch

lol fuck her

really liked when the interviewer would ask her to address the actual questions she was asked. 

 

  • 3 months later...

Sure there is freedom of speech but we all should have the responsibility to tell the truth. You can’t yell “Fire” for the fun of it in a movie theater and think you can get away with it. 

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2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

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22 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

The president’s preferred candidate?  Biden?

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