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Just when you thought the IQ in the state couldn’t get lower 

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She will win 65% of the vote bc she’s a Republican and she’s a Huckabee. 

She will govern like a fatter, stupider Trump, embarrass the state and get re-elected in 2026 with 75% of the vote because Arkansas is full of fat fucking retards who vote Republican. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

She will win 65% of the vote bc she’s a Republican and she’s a Huckabee. 

She will govern like a fatter, stupider Trump, embarrass the state and get re-elected in 2026 with 75% of the vote because Arkansas is full of fat fucking retards who vote Republican. 

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I'm not confident that she's capable of running at all, let alone for office. 

 

Doesn’t matter. The Huckabees are not yet finished grifting the taxpayers. Feed bags and slop ain’t cheap. 

Honestly, every election year that passes without Arkansas electing a literal mountain of biscuits and gravy should be taken as a win.

reposting because this is fucking awesome

 

12 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Honestly, every election year that passes without Arkansas electing a literal mountain of biscuits and gravy should be taken as a win.

Huckabee Sanders, Yoder to raise money against Davids | The Kansas City Star

I’m sure this will be an honest campaign based purely on facts. 

i dont even think Vic would hit that

damn she's ugly, inside and out 

She just looks like an Arkansas governor.

I’ll leave it to you to decide whom I insult with that comment.


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Well, like her father, perhaps it is a job she could grow into?

2 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Well, like her father, perhaps it is a job she could grow into?

Great point, but I’d have to say that no job is too big for her.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

She will win 65% of the vote bc she’s a Republican and she’s a Huckabee. 

She will govern like a fatter, stupider Trump, embarrass the state and get re-elected in 2026 with 75% of the vote because Arkansas is full of fat fucking retards who vote Republican. 

Home of Walmart. Check

Ranked #42 for Education: Check

Ranked #49 for Healthcare: Check

Ranked #43 for the Economy: Check

Ranked #47 for Infrastructure: Check

Ranked #32 for Opportunity: Check

Ranked #21 for Fiscal Stability: Check

Ranked #47 for Crime: Check

Home of the Duggar Family and their 19 Children and however many grandchildren all of whom were home-schooled:

 

Your percentage may be low.

 

she really is a hideously ugly cunt. Fitting she will govern a state known for wild pigs. 

1 hour ago, cam4mav said:

Huckabee Sanders, Yoder to raise money against Davids | The Kansas City Star

I think I saw her in “Moonshiners” with her pet pig!

Does she think she’s setting herself to be the republican presidential nominee is 4-8 years?

2 hours ago, NWBuck said:

I'm not confident that she's capable of running at all, let alone for office. 

 Bumbles bounce. 

21 minutes ago, Lou said:

Does she think she’s setting herself to be the republican presidential nominee is 4-8 years?

She thinks there’s money to be made just by running for office, raising donations, and paying family members to work on her campaign. And she might win. Then there’s even more money to be made. 

Republicans are dishonest.  she’s just about the perfect R candidate - someone who made her entire career on lying about everything, all the time. 

3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Honestly, every election year that passes without Arkansas electing a literal mountain of biscuits and gravy should be taken as a win.

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The Republican Party has reached the point where the only qualification that's allowed (let alone required) is creating agitprop for the base.  Sanders is going to win the state, bigly, and she has done nothing but work on campaigns or continue campaigning by other means. 

12 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Republican Party has reached the point where the only qualification that's allowed (let alone required) is creating agitprop for the base.  Sanders is going to win the state, bigly, and she has done nothing but work on campaigns or continue campaigning by other means. 

It is just that campaign experience that is going to propel her into office. She's got to have a series of connections from her work both for her dad and for the former president.

Pretty sad; I won't comment further on her looks, but as a known liar in the Mueller investigation, among other things, she has no business serving in office.

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

but will she run with the patriot party ?

She ain't going to run with anybody. Waddle maybe, but not run.

Does anyone remember which poster it was, I think on shaggy, who referred to her as "easy on the eyes"? I still chuckle at that. 

54 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Does anyone remember which poster it was, I think on shaggy, who referred to her as "easy on the eyes"? I still chuckle at that. 

From the thread that is titled the same on that site:

 

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I think her campaign is absolutely counting on push back by the media and the left.  She needs that validation that the left is "their" opponent, the trumpy right needs a fight because they don't really have any platform.  I would hope the media wouldn't give her that fuel and free airtime, but who are we kidding.  She's easy to dunk on, so they will, and the right will be able to crank up the outrage machine and protect 'Murica from radical socialism.  In Arkansas.  

14 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Home of Walmart. Check

Ranked #42 for Education: Check

Ranked #49 for Healthcare: Check

Ranked #43 for the Economy: Check

Ranked #47 for Infrastructure: Check

Ranked #32 for Opportunity: Check

Ranked #21 for Fiscal Stability: Check

Ranked #47 for Crime: Check

Home of the Duggar Family and their 19 Children and however many grandchildren all of whom were home-schooled:

 

Your percentage may be low.

 

Nah, 65% is what the current guy in 2018 got running for his second term.  He only got 55% running his first time in 2014 (in a better Republican year).  Trump only managed 62.4%. 

I may have actually overestimated what she'll get.  But she'll win. 

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

From the thread that is titled the same on that site:

 

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As a group can I challenge us to refrain from the misogyny though of commenting superficially on physical looks? It's not okay when people do it to Kamala and it's not okay here. It's obvious that she is obese and has physical traits that aren't typically thought of as a standard of beauty. There is plenty to attack about her ugliness of personality, maybe, or how you think her politics is disgusting.

For the record, I'm not trying to be one-sided here; I think it's not okay to objectify the other way too, like people who only say positive things about AOC because they perceive her to be attractive in a young, petite way and not anything to do with her politics or abilities or history.

She's a lying, Trumpy, demagogue.  She's the perfect GOP candidate, she will waltz to a win in Arkie, and she's already a frontrunner for POTUS in 24 or 28.

Because we live in fucking hell.

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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On the ledge, every day is Monday.

Does anyone remember which poster it was, I think on shaggy, who referred to her as "easy on the eyes"? I still chuckle at that. 
Maybe they meant "she's lazy on the eye"?
31 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

As a group can I challenge us to refrain from the misogyny though of commenting superficially on physical looks? It's not okay when people do it to Kamala and it's not okay here. It's obvious that she is obese and has physical traits that aren't typically thought of as a standard of beauty. There is plenty to attack about her ugliness of personality, maybe, or how you think her politics is disgusting.

For the record, I'm not trying to be one-sided here; I think it's not okay to objectify the other way too, like people who only say positive things about AOC because they perceive her to be attractive in a young, petite way and not anything to do with her politics or abilities or history.

I think most of us are in the "once you've objectively proven yourself to be a shitbag, personal appearances are no longer off the table" crowd.

11 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:
5 hours ago, Red Five said:
Does anyone remember which poster it was, I think on shaggy, who referred to her as "easy on the eyes"? I still chuckle at that. 

Maybe they meant "she's lazy on the eye"?

Maybe they meant she’s so fat that she’s easy to see even by the visually impaired. 

47 minutes ago, DonkeyCigars said:

As a group can I challenge us to refrain from the misogyny though of commenting superficially on physical looks? It's not okay when people do it to Kamala and it's not okay here. It's obvious that she is obese and has physical traits that aren't typically thought of as a standard of beauty. There is plenty to attack about her ugliness of personality, maybe, or how you think her politics is disgusting.

For the record, I'm not trying to be one-sided here; I think it's not okay to objectify the other way too, like people who only say positive things about AOC because they perceive her to be attractive in a young, petite way and not anything to do with her politics or abilities or history.

Challenge accepted she's ugly. 

Couldn't even make it through a whole sentence. 

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

she hits all the key talking points.

Represent, Ouchita!

 

1 hour ago, DonkeyCigars said:

As a group can I challenge us to refrain from the misogyny though of commenting superficially on physical looks? It's not okay when people do it to Kamala and it's not okay here. It's obvious that she is obese and has physical traits that aren't typically thought of as a standard of beauty. There is plenty to attack about her ugliness of personality, maybe, or how you think her politics is disgusting.

For the record, I'm not trying to be one-sided here; I think it's not okay to objectify the other way too, like people who only say positive things about AOC because they perceive her to be attractive in a young, petite way and not anything to do with her politics or abilities or history.

She's a lying cunt, and she's ugly on the inside as well as the outside.   

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

She's a lying cunt, and she's ugly on the inside as well as the outside.   

AND, to add injury to all the insult, she's terrible at her job.

I didn't know Mike Huckabee posted here.

isn't arkansas a 'welfare' state ? she should be thanking big govt for all those free tax payer dollars that keep her shit hole state afloat

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I've watched that gif a thousand times, but never noticed that aggy in the long sleeves trying to show his SEC bonafides with a bow tie.

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