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1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

Several immediate red flags include wtf are two highly educated, heavily pigmented people doing living in Arkansas?  Unless they're athletes, that's several serious decision making risks right out in the open.    

In the case of Chris Jones, he's from South Arky and his lifelong dream was to run for governor and be governor.  When we say him and his wife's life resumes, we were like "why the fuck is he doing this?"

It's because he wanted to make the state a better place, believe it or not.

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I don't think Jones education was the motivating factor.

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15 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

In the case of Chris Jones, he's from South Arky and his lifelong dream was to run for governor and be governor.  When we say him and his wife's life resumes, we were like "why the fuck is he doing this?"

It's because he wanted to make the state a better place, believe it or not.

I definitely believe it--there's really no other reason for him to run.  They probably knew going in that they were going to receive some serious health threats, while facing an uphill battle where they stand to lose more than just financially.  Why would someone subject their family or loved one to this, except for a higher calling?  There's probably better career choices nationwide.  

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18 hours ago, RPM said:

I don't think Jones education was the motivating factor.

Michael Irvin on the Jerry Jones he knows vs. the Jerry Jones in the Little  Rock photo

I'd put the over/under on number of lynchings the dude w/ the cig in his mouth participated in at about 6. 

I’m certain Chris Jones sounds taller on the radio.

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On 1/10/2023 at 9:21 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

 

Moo! Atta girl!

On 1/10/2023 at 8:28 PM, tx 3 putt said:

she's a horrible human being .....

 

It looks like she tucks a bacon & swiss buttery jack burger in each jowel like a skoal bandit.

33 minutes ago, Blotto said:

It looks like she tucks a bacon & swiss buttery jack burger in each jowel like a skoal bandit.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

On 12/7/2022 at 11:39 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

His wife's resume is just as impressive and yes, she has the same "problem."  MD from Harvard, Master's in Public Heath from Boston University, Iraq veteran, etc.

Can't quite figure out why rural Arky had a problem with them.....

They need to move.

She wants to be The Donald, but ever she'll only be the wannabe from Arkie.

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Bill Clinton won the governorship of Arkansas.

Twice. He went 3-1.

this cunt is extremely hateable .....

 

 

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31 minutes ago, elfenix said:

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That bitch is ugly inside and out

Then there’s this:

After Trump fired James Comey, the White House spokeswoman Sarah Sanders repeatedly claimed in live press briefings that the rank and file of the FBI had lost confidence in the FBI director, and that “we’ve heard from countless members of the FBI” who did not support him…

…Sanders, the current White House press secretary, told the special counsel’s office that a statement she had made to journalists about the Comey’s lack of support within the FBI “was not founded on anything”.

25 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is Arkansas 100%’ white ?

 

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Top left, all the way in the back row, is a single Black person.  Guess the "Blacks for Sanders" shirts haven't been printed yet.

3 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Top left, all the way in the back row, is a single Black person.  Guess the "Blacks for Sanders" shirts haven't been printed yet.

The person with their hands on their hips that looks like they are wondering why the hell all these people are blocking the staircase?

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Is Arkansas 100%’ white ?

 

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Her poor husband wakes up every morning to this… 

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talk about poor life choices. 

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

The person with their hands on their hips that looks like they are wondering why the hell all these people are blocking the staircase?

Hey sir, would you mind joining this big group photo we're about to take? Why? Oh, no reason...

21 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Her poor husband wakes up every morning to this… 

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talk about poor life choices. 


that’s one ugly human being 

19 hours ago, elfenix said:

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Fat face, and totally unqualified. I'd like to kick every woman in the nuts and every guy in the p***y, who voted for her to be governor. And the GOP says she's the future of the party. Figures, they also have MTGreene, another useless idiot. So who's the crazy party Sarah? Stupid comment.

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1 minute ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

 

Get your sweaty, greasy ass paws off the barrel of that gun.  Also, nice gun but not a top choice for waterfowl, so I call bullshit on her duck hunting cred.

Well it’s black so things aren’t looking good 

Fetuses should be allowed to carry guns 

59 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Nice dress. Is that a giant spoon behind her?

27 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Nice dress. Is that a giant spoon behind her?

Need a big spoon to eat dat ass. Mmmmmmmmmmmm

On 1/17/2023 at 1:36 PM, tx 3 putt said:

5% cut would be a great start ….

 

I would like to see the dems pass a law that any state that collects more in federal expenditure the. It contributes must have their governor sign a statement stating “The great state of ___ hearby accepts and acknowledges this socialist gift from the US Federal government and the tax payers of other states.”  Failure to sign results in forfeiture of any funds over what that state contributes on an annual basis. 

16 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I would like to see the dems pass a law that any state that collects more in federal expenditure the. It contributes must have their governor sign a statement stating “The great state of ___ hearby accepts and acknowledges this socialist gift from the US Federal government and the tax payers of other states.”  Failure to sign results in forfeiture of any funds over what that state contributes on an annual basis. 

They wouldn't sign it, tell their constituents that they cut welfare, and then win by an even bigger percentage.

17 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Need a big spoon to eat dat ass. Mmmmmmmmmmmm

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19 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Nice dress. Is that a giant spoon behind her?

Yeah, is her advance team the same ones that picked the wrong Four Seasons in Philadelphia for Rudy?  

"governor, as your image consultant, I have to tell you that we need to find more flattering wardrobe, lighting, and backdrops for your body type.  All politicians do it, no shame in it."

Sanders, "I guess you're right.  Being in office and traveling the state, I just eat whatever I can, whenever i can.  What were you thinking for this next stump speech?" 

"Well, we made the largest serving spoon in the world to put right behind you, and painted it bright fucking red.  So you know...to draw attention away from your obvious portion problems with food.:"  

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She actually looks like she's lost weight and her grandmother's wardrobe is now too big for her.

Well, if it had a touch more colorful embroidery; my overweight Mexican relatives would call it their “Bata.”   But I believe in Arkansas, it’s called a “Power Suit” or “Smart Casual”

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Wtf is she wearing ???

A denim tent

On 2/12/2023 at 2:19 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 


@Bama Chick we need a fashion review 

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On 2/9/2023 at 2:40 PM, shakahorn said:

Top left, all the way in the back row, is a single Black person.  Guess the "Blacks for Sanders" shirts haven't been printed yet.

That’s the janitor!

On 2/9/2023 at 6:20 PM, Brandywine said:

Fat face, and totally unqualified. I'd like to kick every woman in the nuts and every guy in the p***y, who voted for her to be governor. And the GOP says she's the future of the party. Figures, they also have MTGreene, another useless idiot. So who's the crazy party Sarah? Stupid comment.

Some people should never have a position of power…..she is one of them.

11 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Lulz

Hey, #41 in "Education" doesn't come with ace spelling skills.

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