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Quite a bit of lightning in 78753 for a bit, now nothing. Probably fixing to die.

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Heavy rain and thunder/lightning in Milwood but nothing too crazy.

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There's a new tornado warning east of San Antonio for the Schertz, Marion, McQueeny, and Seguin areas.

no hail in crestview.  yet.  rain started a few minutes ago. 

How big. Getting some little rattles on the windows but nothing visible in bee caves lakeway area. 

Pea sized. Nothing more so far.


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Small hail around 620 / bee creek rd


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24 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

About to get real out in the land of MILFs and honey. 

That is a finely crafted turn of the phrase.  Kudos.

Got some thunder here at 360/2222 plus a brief downpour, outside dog went full freakout, because she's 70 lbs of insane, but it seems to have died down.  We're watching a horror flick waiting on the F5.

Hail in dripping


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I’m just east of Dripping and no hail here yet.
5 minutes ago, futureman said:

no hail in crestview.  yet.  rain started a few minutes ago. 

Stopped at the old Crestview Minimax on the way home for a 12 pack. Place was nuts with folks prepping for the apocalypse. 

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That is a finely crafted turn of the phrase.  Kudos.

Thanks. It came to me one day after pondering the yoga sights at pre school drop off. 

14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Cow pissing on a flat rock in 56.  

@Armybrat pissing on a flat rock in 22.

7 minutes ago, boknowstecmo said:

I can hear the thunder, but somehow still no rain in the 58 Rundberg area. 

I was told by Fleetwood Mac that thunder only happens when it's raining. Lying pieces of shit.

Someone at work asked if I was worried about the possibility of tornadoes. I said that would be the last thing to kill me, living off Rundberg. 

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2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

@Armybrat pissing on a flat rock in 22.

Is that a bph joke or an overactive bladder joke. 

8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Meh. That was very underwhelming. 

The weather lady on KVUE is not.   Mariel Ruiz I think.   Aggy,  but not holding it against her.  
 

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14 minutes ago, 4th_and_18 said:

Pea sized


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13 minutes ago, 4th_and_18 said:


Pea sized. Nothing more so far.


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Same. I'm in the vicinity of West Gate and Davis. It already sounds like it's dying down.

What I need is a BBQ warning.

I have no idea what that actually means, but I'm hungry and about to go brave this violent weather in search of brisket.

No, not that Brisket.

Neat. I’m guessing we got 0.1”

Thank goodness AISD canceled after-school shit so I had to leave work 4 hours early

That's it?

Kvue has been in weather mode for hours.. probably better than what abc would normally run.  

Up in the mighty metropolis of Pflugerville we got run-of-the-mill rain for 20 minutes or so. Very disappointing. 

 

 

Just because _____ didn't get a tornado doesn't mean that this system was a bust.  For 1, it's still going tonight, I just heard some more thunder.  2, there were some signs of several tornadoes; we'll see what things look like in the morning.  3, this weather is unusual for January. 

As usual, Frankie was right.

 

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Tornado watch for SE Texas.

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Tornado watch for SE Texas.
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Houston area needs a tampon.

I'm on my back porch in Cedar Park/Leander polishing off the rest of the eggnog. Enjoyed the brief thunder and lightning show. Temp seems mild. Maybe a light breeze.

I'm glad this "storm" was a giant pussy. (in my area). I can relax now and finish doing absolutely nothing for the evening.




5 hours ago, Native Horn said:

Well, wouldn't mind some precipitation.  But yes, surely don't hail

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

2 hours ago, 4th_and_18 said:

Hail in dripping


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Where?  I think maybe it was you that PM'd me with some info on your location?

Didn't get anything substantial (hail-wise) over near me.

2 hours ago, Royal With Cheese said:

Hail falling on Pond Springs Road.

Size?  (of the hail, not your penis)

2 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

A bit of marble sized hail in 78748.   

You know what to do.

Goddamnit ROFLBOX you like the grim fucking reaper man. 

 

4 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

You know what to do.

Crawl up on the roof with a couple of socks filled with golf balls and whale away?

Goddamnit ROFLBOX you like the grim fucking reaper man. 
 
Seriously, how big does it have to be to give you a hard on?

Kidding of course, were happy to provide your market research for free.
Size?
I didn't go outside to see it, just heard it hitting the windows. It sounded small though.
1 minute ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Crawl up on the roof with a couple of socks filled with golf balls and whale away?

No, doof... call me if you have signs of hail.

For everyone else:

1.  Look for excessive grit where your gutter downspout empties.

2.  Look up along the downspout to see if there is any denting along the DS.

3.  Look for grit on the driveway or sidewalk.

(all of this should be on components along the Western side)

1 minute ago, ROFL BOX said:

No, doof... call me if you have signs of hail.

For everyone else:

1.  Look for excessive grit where your gutter downspout empties.

2.  Look up along the downspout to see if there is any denting along the DS.

3.  Look for grit on the driveway or sidewalk.

(all of this should be on components along the Western side)

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Power out and then back on. Line needs to hurry up and pass 

6 minutes ago, BERT said:

Power out and then back on. Line needs to hurry up and pass 

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Severe Storm warning for my area right now. Possible winds at 70+ mph and ping pong ball sized hail. The tornado warning just north of of has expired.

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