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i like the way that both teams are frenetically out of control. like they just went out this morning and found a bunch of athletes and tried to teach them all basketball in one day. that's what this looks like. 

I’ve seen Shaka talking on the wired thing maybe 10 times and it’s never about basketball X’s and O’s   Always just rah rah stuff.  That can’t always be because they won’t show X’s and O’s.  

46 minutes ago, Lerka Lerka said:

Hopefully we shoot better than 33% from the line tonight. 

I could see us going 0 for 4 and hitting that number

I’d have taken a one point game at the half if it was offered beforehand


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Just now, VinyVango said:

AJ needs the night off


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Was just thinking that.  He’s messed up.  

They cant guard Coleman but because we shoot like a high school girls team it doesnt matter.

18 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I’ve seen Shaka talking on the wired thing maybe 10 times and it’s never about basketball X’s and O’s   Always just rah rah stuff.  That can’t always be because they won’t show X’s and O’s.  

im smart enough stuart smalley GIF by Saturday Night Live

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

Is there any team in the country that makes offense look harder?

The only one I can think of is A&M

Is there any team in the country that makes offense look harder?

Not with a team of predominantly men


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Shaka has confused offense with offensive. 

This is easily the worst texas basketball team ive ever seen

 

its so goddamn hard to watch, im seriously considering flipping over to my DVR’d episode of Blackish right now

Hey Shaka how about putting sims on their tall inbred dude?


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Kruger probably did some coaching at half and we did some dancing

27 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

i like the way that both teams are frenetically out of control. like they just went out this morning and found a bunch of athletes and tried to teach them all basketball in one day. that's what this looks like. 

Yeah it looks like a JV high school game just with taller faster guys.  Same quaility of play.

If ou could shoot FT's this game would be over

I cant watch this shit

 

 

i cant fucking watch it

 

ive been to 148 straight football games inside of texas. Been to maybe 40 bball games. 30 baseball games. Ive watched maybe 500 longhorn sporting events on tv.

 

i.cant.watch.this.team. Its fucking atrocious. 

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lmao, OU has a 4-on-1 break and they end up air balling a three. 

Just now, TornACL said:

Get Ramey to the fucking bench. 

and take Febres with you.

Sheer slop... fucking value the damn ball guys ... goddamn panic


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this would be a great game to show to someone who you wanted to convince to never watch basketball. 

Shaka needs to be fired tonight. The season is effectively over. See what Yaklich can do.

1 minute ago, Goo Punch said:

this would be a great game to show to someone who you wanted to convince to never watch basketball. 

I keep asking myself why tf I'm watching.

We are a poor 3pt shooting team and we are always near the top of 3pt attempts every single fucking year.

This is the same exact shit as last year.  Start throwing it away every possession and jacking up wild threes at crunch time.  We’ve got experienced guards but they haven’t learned anything. 

debating if the #ShakaOut campaign would be more catchy than the #FireShaka campaign. Those EPL managers always seem to get sacked once their #__Out campaigns start.

One bright spot is Sims has really improved in his time here.  He has a chance to make money playing basketball somewhere.  

What a disaster. 5 years of the worst basketball in 3 decades. Fuck steve patterson

Just now, Bottlecap said:

debating if the #ShakaOut campaign would be more catchy than the #FireShaka campaign. Those EPL managers always seem to get sacked once their #__Out campaigns start.

#shakakhan’t ?

Can someone pretend to be Shaka and fax one of the players grades to a local radio station?

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