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#102
2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

One bright spot is Sims has really improved in his time here.  He has a chance to make money playing basketball somewhere.  

He might be the only guy that's improved during Shaka's tenure.

#112
1 minute ago, Auto Driller said:

Watching Texas basketball is depressing.

It has been that way for awhile now.  I refuse to get used to it though

#113
Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Can we please fire shaka already? The experiment failed. Keeping him around at this point is an insult to the fans and donors. 

They’re going to let him nail his own coffin.  Nothing until we miss the tourney again.  But they better be vetting coaches. 

#115

Not one attempt to press. No hedging to speak of.  If any coach in history deserved a mid season firing it is this sack of shit.

#118

Someone needs to make a Shaka Random Huddle Thought Generator.

GET YOUR HANDS ON THE BASKETBALL!
GET TO THE FREE THROW LINE!
STAY AGGRESSIVE!

#121
Just now, OU Sucks said:

Someone needs to make a Shaka Random Huddle Thought Generator.

GET YOUR HANDS ON THE BASKETBALL!
GET TO THE FREE THROW LINE!
STAY AGGRESSIVE!

He's a shitty coach but complaining about what he says in those segments is just plain stupid.

#122

If only we had some kind of aggressive press that could force turnovers and generate momentum.  We could call it "havoc."

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#125

lmaooooo, it's like i'm watching a parody the way we *insist* on shooting threes no matter what. oh my god the amount of terrible three point attempts we can take is impressive. 

#130
2 minutes ago, txhorns said:

He's a shitty coach but complaining about what he says in those segments is just plain stupid.

He’s a shitty coach but it’s stupid to complain about actual shitty coaching?

#134
1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

He’s a shitty coach but it’s stupid to complain about actual shitty coaching?

Every single segment like that is just coach platitudes for every single coach.

#135

Texas loses at home by 10 to rival and 0-2 in conference.  Shit show known as Shakablah.

#136
11 minutes ago, VinyVango said:

“Get your hands on the basketball!” ... that was the coaching

Us pessimists were predicting maybe five or six conference wins this season, and this was one of those.

Just lulz, man. That's all I've really got to say at this point. Lulz.

#137
5 minutes ago, txhorns said:

He's a shitty coach but complaining about what he says in those segments is just plain stupid.

We've found Shaka's wife

#140
1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

We've found Shaka's wife

Please show me a single mic'd up segment that includes x's and o's.

#143
Just now, txhorns said:

Please show me a single mic'd up segment that includes x's and o's.

Dig up the Providence at UT game from last year.  Go to the part when they showed the PC coach.  There were a couple.  In one he was telling his players what to when one of our guys got the ball or how to keep him from getting the ball or some shit like that.  It was specific instructions on an actual in game situation.  

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#144

he says, "get your hands on the ball!!" as if that means anything. "oh ok coach. hands on the ball. got it." then he yells, "get to the FT line!!!" and then proceeds to watch his players shoot 10 consecutive threes within the first five seconds of the shot clock because that's the offense his stupid ass has us running. it isn't that we aren't seeing him going over x's and o's, it's that the stuff he says is fucking retarded and useless and has no impact on anything at all. 

#145
8 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Please show me a single mic'd up segment that includes x's and o's.

I'm not asking to see X's and O's.  I want to hear actual instruction on how to achieve the results he wants instead of random vague thoughts.  Or I at least want to hear him say "STOP TAKING THREES IF YOU CAN'T HIT THEM".

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#148

I don't think our basketball team is very good at trying to win intercollegiate basketball games

#149

Yaklich has to be "what the fuck was I thinking, this dude is a complete idiot."  

I think the ceiling in conf is now 3 wins but it legitimately could be the big sombrero if the 3 nights of 16 we get hot are against the wrong teams.

Its hard to believe but he is a worse coach than Charlie.  Shaka knows absolutely zero about coaching basketball he's a fake wannabe bullshit artist.  anyone that hires him for a P5 or high mid major job is insane.

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