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#851
1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Ok you maybe have done something more fun in London. 

Damn straight. The British Museum is always fun.

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#853
48 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

 

All of them are retired NCOs and they live at the tower with families.  Oddly, Royal Navy sailors weren’t allowed to do it until the 21st century, something to do with a difference in oaths they take.

 

#857
The Smithsonian Channel had a really good series a few years back on the day-to-day lives of those dudes and everyone else who lived and worked in the Tower of London. 

Yet they’re absolutely fucking useless if something actually happens there. Just saying.
#858
3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

 

When I went to the Tower of London when I was in college, I had my friend take a picture of me with my head down on this stump in the middle of the courtyard pretending I was getting my head chopped off. Later on I realized that stump was what these guys stood on to do their speaking.

#859

man, that's really something. his mom the longest reigning British monarch ever...and he's barely gonna get five years, if that. i mean, who gives a crap about the royals right, but objectively that's really kind of an incredible turn of events. and now the literal near future queen also has cancer. 😮 wow.

i'm sure Camilla is crushed for several obvious reasons, but i can't believe she's actually that bitchy about it (the tabloid quote). she stuck by and with him for a really long time thru a lot of shit, icky as some of it may have been, i really don't believe it was all just to be queen. plus The Crown showed me she's loyal and really loves him 😆 

#862
37 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i'm sure Camilla is crushed for several obvious reasons, but i can't believe she's actually that bitchy about it (the tabloid quote). she stuck by and with him for a really long time thru a lot of shit, icky as some of it may have been, i really don't believe it was all just to be queen. plus The Crown showed me she's loyal and really loves him 😆 

She and Charles were knocking boots in the 70s.  On the one hand, I appreciate that two long-time loves finally got together, but on the other, they were a couple before either one of them had their first marriage, and I get him going off on an overseas Royal Navy assignment put things on ice, but there was truly nothing stopping those two from marrying in the early 70s.

#863
8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Yet they’re absolutely fucking useless if something actually happens there. Just saying.

Yes,I remember your story about the tourist with some kind of medical problem, and the warden’s lack of proper response.

#864
7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She and Charles were knocking boots in the 70s.  On the one hand, I appreciate that two long-time loves finally got together, but on the other, they were a couple before either one of them had their first marriage, and I get him going off on an overseas Royal Navy assignment put things on ice, but there was truly nothing stopping those two from marrying in the early 70s.

Well, approval from The Queen in charge of Royal protocol for one thing……and I’m not talking about Freddie Mercury.

#865
On 3/30/2024 at 7:30 PM, RDCanecutter said:

 

This was our guide, Simon.  He was fantastic.  He graciously agreed to snap a pic with Chad Jr. post tour.

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#866
BREAKING: The Princess of Wales will probably “not appear in public for the rest of the year”, and is being “surrounded” by her birth family, royal sources and friends of Kate Middleton have told The Daily Beast.This does not sound good. 😳

 

#869
5 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

She’s currently at MD Anderson

That would appear to be a bad sign if she’s having to seek out care at MD Anderson at this point. 

#870
Just now, Nice Guy Eddie said:

That would appear to be a bad sign if she’s having to seek out care at MD Anderson at this point. 

Had too many friends and family go through there. Hoping for the best. Can’t imagine what William is going through. She has all the grace and elegance his mom did.

#871

Would be a big blow to the institution of the British monarchy. I’m pretty sure she’s the only royal that the British public actually likes. 

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#874
3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:


Hospitals like that have VIP floors


she wasn’t on the vip floor 

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#876

I don't wish this on anyone other than Jerry Jones.  It's really going to suck if she can't kick this.

#877

God bless HRH Princess of Wales. She is the standard for a modern royal and is the pinnacle of class, sophistication and beauty. What a cruel world we live in.

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#880

People with her financial means don’t usually go to MD Anderson.  The doctors from Anderson, Sloan and Cleveland go to them. 

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#881

She’s dead or in a coma, imo ….

Kate Middleton ‘may never come back’ to her previous royal role after cancer treatment: report https://t.co/aLMq3cMrO9

 

#882

CSB: a friend of ours was in Houston the past couple of months getting chemo at MD Anderson.  They're really plugged into a community that is, in turn, really plugged in to the goings on at MD Anderson.  So, she knew - before it was public - that Kate was there.  And lo and behold, one morning on the drive in for her treatment, she sees Kate and her bodyguard walking and laughing along the bayou trail nearby.  By her account, Kate was getting along fine, and laughing out loud at something her bodyguard said.  So, for what that's worth, within the last two months, Kate has been ambulatory.

#883
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

CSB: a friend of ours was in Houston the past couple of months getting chemo at MD Anderson.  They're really plugged into a community that is, in turn, really plugged in to the goings on at MD Anderson.  So, she knew - before it was public - that Kate was there.  And lo and behold, one morning on the drive in for her treatment, she sees Kate and her bodyguard walking and laughing along the bayou trail nearby.  By her account, Kate was getting along fine, and laughing out loud at something her bodyguard said.  So, for what that's worth, within the last two months, Kate has been ambulatory.

Probably just that body double from before.  Don't take this one away from the crazies.

#885
2 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

Probably just that body double from before.  Don't take this one away from the crazies.

Wait, so whose blood was used to pain the portrait of King Charles?  Kate’s or the body double’s?

#886
1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wait, so whose blood was used to pain the portrait of King Charles?  Kate’s or the body double’s?

Neither are royal blood, so they would only use the blood that may have bits of royal dna in it from…a source. 
 

so, both. 

#887
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

CSB: a friend of ours was in Houston the past couple of months getting chemo at MD Anderson.  They're really plugged into a community that is, in turn, really plugged in to the goings on at MD Anderson.  So, she knew - before it was public - that Kate was there.  And lo and behold, one morning on the drive in for her treatment, she sees Kate and her bodyguard walking and laughing along the bayou trail nearby.  By her account, Kate was getting along fine, and laughing out loud at something her bodyguard said.  So, for what that's worth, within the last two months, Kate has been ambulatory.


I love about 10 mins away. I’m going to cruise around 

#889
1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Fuck pad or sex tent?


im pre pre engaged. GF has moved in. Just trying to get away from her 😂😂😂

#890
37 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


im pre pre engaged. GF has moved in. Just trying to get away from her 😂😂😂

please tell me it's not the crazy Russian. 

#892
11 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

please tell me it's not the crazy Russian. 


please show more respect for the future Mrs 3 putt’s motherland 

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#893
A rumor that Kate Middleton is being treated at the MD Anderson Cancer Center in Houston is false, according to a Kensington Palace representative. https://t.co/LKZ6zKU7EJ

 

#894
4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
A rumor that Kate Middleton is being treated at the MD Anderson Cancer Center in Houston is false, according to a Kensington Palace representative. https://t.co/LKZ6zKU7EJ

 

That's what they WANT you to believe.  Do your own research people.  I have it on good authority that Kate just LOVES stanky humidity.  

#895
11 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

That's what they WANT you to believe.  Do your own research people.  I have it on good authority that Kate just LOVES stanky humidity.  

 

I saw her and @Brisketexan at Pinkerton's BBQ, late lunch

@Brisketexan ignored me 

#896
 
I saw her and [mention=593]Brisketexan[/mention] at Pinkerton's BBQ, late lunch
[mention=593]Brisketexan[/mention] ignored me 

Well, yeah…I was hittin’ on a princess with cancer. And eating some ribs.
#898
On 6/5/2024 at 12:44 PM, Brisketexan said:

Kate has been ambulatory.

 

On 6/5/2024 at 3:26 PM, Steel Shank said:

That's my negotiable fetish!

 

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