March 20, 20241 yr TMZ officially saying they don’t believe it’s Kate in the latest bungled video. My theory is something happened on 12/28/23 with the motorcade to the hospital. Kate was already in there when her team announced planned surgery that took everyone by surprise. The King goes to the hospital for his prostate stuff and finds out he has cancer. It was reported he visited Kate as they were in the same hospital. Will, for reference, saw her only one time at the hospital which was covered by the press. He only visited her the one time. Maybe Charles knows he has little time left and helped Kate to abscond while she plans next moves and the rest is all William trying in vain to get her to respond and come back? Edited March 20, 20241 yr by Nicole44
March 20, 20241 yr Popular Post This one is for @Brisketexan bc he’s spent a lot of time explaining why a dude would dump Kate for Rose. 🌹 Edited March 20, 20241 yr by Nicole44
March 20, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Siegfried, of the disinherited branch of the Sassoons, was the best Sassoon. Wrote my high school thesis on him and Wilfred Owen I think his aunt Rachel was the best Sassoon. Fight me!
March 20, 20241 yr 21 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said: I think his aunt Rachel was the best Sassoon. Fight me!
March 20, 20241 yr 9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said: We’ve been down this road before Couple of dicks
March 20, 20241 yr yeah so the obvious answer to a circle c wife disappearing for 3 months usually has to do with booze and opioids. we all know what's in those yetis, ladies. the stanley upgrade is more concerning but i digress. shit, she just probably needed a good drying out after a particularly shit year and especially bad holidays and she went in for the iv and bananas and oranges and cigarettes and oh shit they discovered she didn't need a dry January but a full emergency detox from drinking six bottles of wine daily or something wild
March 20, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said: We’ve been down this road before Was looking for that scene in the Bewitched remake where Will Ferrell is bitching about being cast as Darrin. And how people barely realized they’d replaced the original Darrin. Best part of a messy movie mostly.
March 20, 20241 yr After all this if if turns out she just has Crohns disease and had a bowel resection or whatever I am going to be hugely disappointed.
March 20, 20241 yr 7 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said: After all this if if turns out she just has Crohns disease and had a bowel resection or whatever I am going to be hugely disappointed. Same. Or a botched plastic surgery procedure. I want it to be she is fed up over the Wills and Rose pegging shit. They had a big row about it—hence the 12/28/23 motorcade. Then the announcement of a “planned abdominal surgery” that took all the Royal watchers and people in the know by surprise. Then she vanishes with the help of King Charles. I mean they announced a big trip in December to go to Italy in January. Something changed. Whether that was an emergency medical situation or it was a nervous breakdown and nasty fight. The Royals without QE are a mess. But the fake robot clone Kate also made people who wanted to believe it’s her go, “well if she’s well enough to bounce around and carry a shopping bag and look so carefree…she’s well enough to go back to work.” Poorly done. She’s obviously refusing to cooperate and maybe she is unrecognizable and after all this fuckery definitely isn’t breaking cover until she looks like herself. It just really does appear she ain’t cooperating.
March 20, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said: But the fake robot clone Kate also made people who wanted to believe it’s her go, “well if she’s well enough to bounce around and carry a shopping bag and look so carefree…she’s well enough to go back to work.” I want a press conference with William and the Kate body double, and everybody there obviously knows it’s not Kate, but everybody there just decides to go along with it and pretend it’s her.
March 20, 20241 yr 19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said: I want a press conference with William and the Kate body double, and everybody there obviously knows it’s not Kate, but everybody there just decides to go along with it and pretend it’s her. bonus points if the body double comes out wearing a strap on.
March 20, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said: bonus points if the body double comes out wearing a strap on. That would be bold leadership. That would be taking an issue that’s normally confined to the bedroom, or a bathroom at the Texas Chili Parlor or a supply closet at DKR and getting it out there where people can talk about it without being afraid of persecution.
March 20, 20241 yr I’d kind of like a slow shift to where she starts disappearing from archived photos and stuff. And the palace just acts confused when asked. To gaslight people into believing she was a mass hallucination like the Sinbad genie movie.
March 20, 20241 yr I’d kind of like a slow shift to where she starts disappearing from archived photos and stuff. And the palace just acts confused when asked. To gaslight people into believing she was a mass hallucination like the Sinbad genie movie.https://www.historynet.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Image-1.jpeg
March 20, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said: https://www.historynet.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/Image-1.jpeg Exactly. Like some sort of polite Politbureau.
March 20, 20241 yr Exactly. Like some sort of polite Politbureau. That’s a good band name. I may steal that.
March 20, 20241 yr X is not having it either I guess. British press wants so badly for people to just take their spoonful of bullshit. Also, the medical records hack they are bringing back up happened a few months ago. Anything to tell the people, “Leave her alone!” Basically its just code for the press saying to us: “ we can’t produce her. We don’t know what’s going on and even with the fake photo and the kill notification and the clone we need yall to stop questioning stuff. Because we, the press do not question them. Only Harry and Meghan’s stuff can we attack! We aren’t allowed to investigate! we can’t question it! So you can’t either damnit!”
March 20, 20241 yr You know, there is already a precedent set for the Prince to divorce his wife, marry his side piece and for her to become Queen, so…
March 20, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, statsman said: You know, there is already a precedent set for the Prince to divorce his wife, kill her off, marry his side piece and for her to become Queen consort, so… Edited March 20, 20241 yr by Pato del Muerto
March 20, 20241 yr 3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: …a little dark. I remember where I was when I heard she died. I was working ridiculous hours, and in the middle of a needed, deep weekend nap. My wife woke me to tell me Diana died. I thought, “wouldn’t she still be dead if you let me finish my nap?” Edited March 20, 20241 yr by statsman
March 20, 20241 yr 20 minutes ago, statsman said: You know, there is already a precedent set for the Prince to divorce his wife, marry his side piece and for her to become Queen, so… Yes. They do gravitate towards crusty looking dirty home wrecking tampons don’t they? Camilla was never as into Charles as he was into her. She wanted to marry the Parker Bowles guy. She did. She played the LONG grifter game. So all the new ho’s need to take note. You too can be Queen for a hot minute if you play your cards right.
March 20, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, statsman said: You know, there is already a precedent set for the Prince to divorce his wife, marry his side piece and for her to become Queen, so… 58 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: Still a bit amateurish though. William still has two Kates, two Annes, and a Jane to go if he wants to turn pro.
March 20, 20241 yr 8 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said: I’d kind of like a slow shift to where she starts disappearing from archived photos and stuff. And the palace just acts confused when asked. To gaslight people into believing she was a mass hallucination like the Sinbad genie movie.
March 20, 20241 yr Maybe after all this mess the English will realize that they’re paying the Royals a lot of money to not really do anything.
March 20, 20241 yr 9 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: Maybe after all this mess the English will realize that they’re paying the Royals a lot of money to not really do anything. Royal stuff brings in a shit-ton of tourist money.
March 20, 20241 yr 36 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said: Royal stuff brings in a shit-ton of tourist money. So, the answer is- have a national (or worldwide! The “Windsors” are German, after all) lottery every ten years and let another lucky family get to wear the funny uniforms and cut the ribbons and wave at the crowds.
March 20, 20241 yr 21 hours ago, Nicole44 said: My theory is something happened on 12/28/23 with the motorcade Did they drive by the book depository with the top down?
March 20, 20241 yr 7 minutes ago, statsman said: So, the answer is- have a national (or worldwide! The “Windsors” are German, after all) lottery every ten years and let another lucky family get to wear the funny uniforms and cut the ribbons and wave at the crowds. Goddamn, I'd love a reality show like "The Birmingham Hillbillies". Where some random family from government housing get to be royals for 5 seasons/years.
March 20, 20241 yr 11 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said: Goddamn, I'd love a reality show like "The Birmingham Hillbillies". Where some random family from government housing get to be royals for 5 seasons/years. Because, the way it works now, a family gets that sweet Buckingham/Kensington/Balmoral/St. Hampton’s government housing for 500 years!
March 20, 20241 yr 48 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said: Goddamn, I'd love a reality show like "The Birmingham Hillbillies". Where some random family from government housing get to be royals for 5 seasons/years. Could you imagine the royal menu if Brisket won the drawing?
March 21, 20241 yr I, for one, am not surprised the royals have a surly handle. C’mon “wills” or Nowthis, or whatever, let your joestrang hang. Edited March 21, 20241 yr by Willfully Horn
March 21, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, statsman said: You know, there is already a precedent set for the Prince to divorce his wife, marry his side piece and for her to become Queen, so… Divorced, beheaded, died….Divorced, beheaded, survived
March 21, 20241 yr Isn't it obvious? All of this is deliberate distraction while Kate infiltrates the Kremlin and assassinates Putin. She'll come out of this a hero! Edited March 21, 20241 yr by Scheiss Meister
March 21, 20241 yr Popular Post 18 hours ago, Kennythetiger said: Could you imagine the royal menu if Brisket won the drawing?
March 21, 20241 yr No one will be watching bc March Madness but TMZ is devoting an hour long special on Fox tonite to KateGate. I will be recording it and may watch depending on how Texas plays tonite. But hoops before ho’s so I may just watch it after all the games air
March 21, 20241 yr I suppose KateGate is short and catchy, but I'd like to see them branch out with Royally Gone Girl (to tie in with the side eye everyone's giving Wills) or The Princess Vanishes (to go with a Hitchcock theme) or does no one watch older movies anymore?
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