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If it means more aggy tears I’m for it.
More Cowbell!!!!

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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

ugh. Thanks for another reminder of why I don't read texags. What's the age range and education level of that membership? Or perhaps more pertinent-- how much English did they learn in all their schooling?

The Pirate will teach them.

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Such a weird move, but ok. Pirate vs. Freshwater will be a fun rivalry. I wonder if there was any Leach-Baylor interest? He'd have an annual opportunity to stick it to Tech at Baylor, and his players could fuck all the fat little girlfriends they want (with or without consent).

Baylor’s holier than thou attitude while cheating their ass off shtick is everything the pirate is opposed too.  

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45 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Are any of the 25 minutes good?

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Such a weird move, but ok. Pirate vs. Freshwater will be a fun rivalry. I wonder if there was any Leach-Baylor interest? He'd have an annual opportunity to stick it to Tech at Baylor, and his players could fuck all the fat little girlfriends they want (with or without consent).

Who cares.  Baylor doesn't deserve Leach.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Doesn’t he have some beef about working in the state of texas, that’s tied to his lawsuit with tech?  Self imposed or otherwise?

Mike Leach jumped up on the couch with muddy boots like Rick James and told the State of Texas and it’s sovereign immunity to go fuck itself 

15 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Who cares.  Baylor doesn't deserve Leach.

I don't think Baylor wants a Mormon lawyer as their coach

 

 

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Welcome back, ah ah!

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motherfucking college football greatness here !!!!!!!!!!!

 

Starksville Little Fat Girlfriends just got put on notice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

50 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Mike Leach jumped up on the couch with muddy boots like Rick James and told the State of Texas and it’s sovereign immunity to go fuck itself 

that would not apply to Baylor a PRIVATE university

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

He'll hit the transfer portal like every year. It's how he sold Minshew. 

Spencer Rattler to Starkville!

1 hour ago, MoJames said:

Are any of the 25 minutes good?

I think it's awesome-- while doing his meet&greet and signing autographs, Leach kept himself separated from the fans through an iron fence.  Smart man already making smart decisions in Starkville. 

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4 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

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Went to listen to Leach talk last spring in OKC.  I took my copy of Swing Your Sword and asked him to sign it in the same way.  He told me he ordinarily would, but on advice of his legal counsel he could not do it any longer.  He did go ahead and say Fuck Craig James to me, however.

 

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2 hours ago, TxTower said:

If it means more aggy tears I’m for it.
More Cowbell!!!!

 

5 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

Lateral move? Leaving a geographically isolated school in the Pac12 to one in the SEC in a much better recruiting area. That is a step up 

I guess. Seems like both are in the same category of stepping stone schools to get to a program where you actually have a chance at competing for a conference title. Then there’s the whole living in Washington vs living in Mississippi factor. But you’re probably right. But it’s definitely a tougher job, if nothing else. I like to shit on the SEC as much as anyone, but the SEC west is no joke. I felt like he would’ve been a better fit for a place like Mizzou before they hired someone if he really wanted an SEC job.

52 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I guess. Seems like both are in the same category of stepping stone schools to get to a program where you actually have a chance at competing for a conference title. Then there’s the whole living in Washington vs living in Mississippi factor. But you’re probably right. But it’s definitely a tougher job, if nothing else. I like to shit on the SEC as much as anyone, but the SEC west is no joke. I felt like he would’ve been a better fit for a place like Mizzou before they hired someone if he really wanted an SEC job.

Don't get to be a burr in aggy saddle at Mizzou.

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I don't think Baylor wants a Mormon lawyer as their coach

 

 

standards?  why now?

You dirty rat-bastard, I was just finna to bring that.
Slightly less disgruntled since you failed to embolden, but still...

Damn it, Pirates and Freshwater, they don’t mix, ever!

Where’s the Rum? Argh!
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Looks like he landed on alien soil and the only thing he knows about them is that they like cowbell 

"Dont kill me, I bring cowbell, look, see, c-o-w-b-e-l-l"

6 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Would you trade it for Starksville?  I could probably make a hell of a home anywhere making a few million a year.  What's the catch for living in the NW?

Dude.  He lived in Lubbock for about a million years.

2 hours ago, MrBig said:

Mike Leach jumped up on the couch with muddy boots like Rick James and told the State of Texas and it’s sovereign immunity to go fuck itself 

Other states pretty much have the same law.  

3 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

With the transfer portal, he can potentially find a plug-and-play QB, too.

is Tater available?  Would be great to see him kick aggy ass with Leach

Dude.  He lived in Lubbock for about a million years.
Lubbock sucks. At least starkville is close to palo alto and houston.

Aggy gets pantsed in back to back weeks by Kiffin and Pirate.  Collie Station goes apoplectic.   Melts in upon itself.  The world is a better place.

is Tater available?  Would be great to see him kick aggy ass with Leach
There can not even be a possibility. But I wish there was.
3 hours ago, PHLaggie said:

ugh. Thanks for another reminder of why I don't read texags. What's the age range and education level of that membership? Or perhaps more pertinent-- how much English did they learn in all their schooling?

The Pirate will teach them.

They are so um...unaware of themselves:

HossAg said:
He had some really strong years at Wazzu.
Does one double digit win season in 8 years classify as "really strong years"?
4 minutes ago, Iceman said:

They are so um...unaware of themselves:

HossAg said:
He had some really strong years at Wazzu.
Does one double digit win season in 8 years classify as "really strong years"?

There is no way I have been a good enough person on this planet for this quote to have been made in sincerity.

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I don't think Baylor wants a Mormon lawyer as their coach

 

 

not rapey enough ?

4 hours ago, MoJames said:

Are any of the 25 minutes good?

Well, he does emerge from the plane brandishing a maroon cowbell with a skull and crossbones design, so there's that.

For a guy that is such a burr up aggy's red ass, the Pirate sure does end up in Maroon a lot.

18 minutes ago, Cajun said:

For a guy that is such a burr up aggy's red ass, the Pirate sure does end up in Maroon a lot.

Depends on the white balance

how is looch going to spin texas 3-star red-assed recruiting defections to starkville???

 

team klan aggy.

the real bulldogs.

 

2 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

Lubbock, Corvallis, Starkville.  Leach definitely has a type.  

Washington State moved to Oregon?

20 minutes ago, Disco Strangler said:

Lubbock, Corvallis, Starkville.  Leach definitely has a type.  

I'm not so sure it's Leach who has that type, more like that type has it for Leach.

18 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

how is looch going to spin texas 3-star red-assed recruiting defections to starkville???

 

team klan aggy.

the real bulldogs.

Looch will just tell them aggy owned Leach, knowing their dial-up connections are too slow to look up the truth.

Well, I'm sure it's on the stadium wall that they're undefeated all-time against him.

Dead dogs buried outside shoulda told ya.

Pretty sure the weather in Pullman is not the greatest place to run a high powered passing attack. Them suckers bounce funny. 

4 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

I guess. Seems like both are in the same category of stepping stone schools to get to a program where you actually have a chance at competing for a conference title. Then there’s the whole living in Washington vs living in Mississippi factor. But you’re probably right. But it’s definitely a tougher job, if nothing else. I like to shit on the SEC as much as anyone, but the SEC west is no joke. I felt like he would’ve been a better fit for a place like Mizzou before they hired someone if he really wanted an SEC job.

He's not looking for titles, he's on his victory lap back home to key west.  The 

Shithole Lubbock, several million dollars, buys retirement home in key west.

shithole Pullman, several million more, new boat, investments and whatnot.

shithole Starkville, Cha-ching, pad the retirement plan as long as it works out, then go fishing   

overall not a terrible plan.  

35 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I hope it is a good fit for him. Mississippi State seems like agroid lite to me. 

It is something like agroid.  I mean Starkville definitely gives College Station a run in the suck department.

The fans are hayseeds and they root for a perennially mediocre team, but they are way fucking short of being the psychotic cult the jizz jar enthusiasts are.

Way short.

I dont think aggy knows what 7-3 means back in the day.

Also, aggy will crush Leach because money. 7.5 miion.

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