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22 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

ESPN has no network channel with PAC, you may be mistaken for ACCN or SECN..? Maybe ESPN+, but PACN is seperate of ESPN (as of now)...
Which also shows how Mike Leach gets in homes with an ESPN-backed SECN & instantly has more viewers than PACN currently can access... 

In Colorado, we got the PAC 12 Network and it was clumped together with all of the other conference channels. I wasn’t paying for the cable, so I just figured that it was all clumped together in one big ESPN fellatio package. 

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Considering some of the things Mullen was able to do at MissState, I'm really looking forward to the next season or two. Even more so, if he learns how to buy the right talent. 

  • 4 weeks later...
On 2/23/2020 at 9:44 AM, Tex Long said:

Considering some of the things Mullen was able to do at MissState, I'm really looking forward to the next season or two. Even more so, if he learns how to buy the right talent. 

It will be interesting to see who pulls better recruiting classes:

#LaneTrain

or

#CowbellPirate

 

1 hour ago, kopp0e said:

It will be interesting to see who pulls better recruiting classes:

#LaneTrain

or  #CowbellPirate

 

 

Recruiting Class Winner:  #LaneTrain 

 

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15 hours ago, kopp0e said:

It will be interesting to see who pulls better recruiting classes:

#LaneTrain

or

#CowbellPirate

 

Prolly depends on who's got the bigger pile of cash available.

 

 

Well, and the best FedEx pickup.

  • 3 months later...

With the type of players Jimbo seems focused on -- tall slow safeties playing corner and cubes on DL -- Leach is going to light them up once he gets his system installed.

7 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

With the type of players Jimbo seems focused on -- tall slow safeties playing corner and cubes on DL -- Leach is going to light them up once he gets his system installed.

Oh God yessss! Please make it so!

With the type of players Jimbo seems focused on -- tall slow safeties playing corner and cubes on DL -- Leach is going to light them up once he gets his system installed.

You’re under the impression that Jimbo will still be there in two years.
16 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


You’re under the impression that Jimbo will still be there in two years.

Doesn't need to be. Fightin' Leaches will light him up this year... if they play.


You’re under the impression that Jimbo will still be there in two years.
They can't get rid of him until oil hits $110.
22 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Doesn't need to be. Fightin' Leaches will light him up this year... if they play.

"We didn't duck MS St, Auburn, Bama, & LSU, we just ran out of testing."

They can't get rid of him until oil hits $110.

Doesn’t mean he can’t just leave.

Doesn’t mean he can’t just leave.
Correct. But guaranteed 7.5 a year you dont walk from.
On 7/17/2020 at 12:52 PM, Tex Long said:

Doesn't need to be. Fightin' Leaches will light him up this year... if they play.

This. The hate that Leach has for aggy means he’ll be out to make aggy his bitch every year. I approve. 

48 minutes ago, markstanco said:
7 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Doesn’t mean he can’t just leave.

Correct. But guaranteed 7.5 a year you dont walk from.

Season gets canceled and they don't have a loss probably means he gets a raise and an extension. 

On 7/18/2020 at 9:40 PM, Dutch said:

This. The hate that Leach has for aggy means he’ll be out to make aggy his bitch every year. I approve. 

Especially since the last meeting he had was the fat little girlfriends incident and a 52-30 drubbing.

  • 2 months later...

The pirate vs coach o is an underrated storyline for the first week back in the sec.

Go bulldogs.

2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

The pirate vs coach o is an underrated storyline for the first week back in the sec.

Go bulldogs.

If only we could send the pirate to Lubbock to avenge the screw job he got from Kent Hance and we go to the swampland to avenge our loss from last year. But yes, I've already set the recorder so I don't miss this game. Go bulldogs, Go pirate!

18 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

The pirate vs coach o is an underrated storyline for the first week back in the sec.

Go bulldogs.

Pirate can't beat teams wearing purple and gold.

 

(Still should be fun - but would be even better to try and decipher a conversation between those two.)

4 hours ago, flatdawgs said:

Pirate can't beat teams wearing purple and gold.

Gotta own this - nice win for the Pirate. Clearly the shade of purple and gold matters. 😂

3 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

He is going to skull fuck Jimbo.  

And lose to Arkansas or Kentucky. 

They ran a thing with him earlier on SEC network where he was bashing Whataburger. The fuq?

8 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

He is going to skull fuck Jimbo.  

not on the schedule this year.  It's a shame.

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

not on the schedule this year.  It's a shame.

Looks like an Oct. 17 game to me. 

11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

They ran a thing with him earlier on SEC network where he was bashing Whataburger. The fuq?

He is funny to a degree but he is still a cunt.  

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

He is funny to a degree but he is still a cunt.  

I don't care what hamburgers he likes as long as he shuts aggy the fuck up.  

9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Looks like an Oct. 17 game to me. 

I stand corrected. Thanks.

From Aggy:
Mike Leach and MSU are the Blue Shell of the SEC version of Mario Cart. They certainly won’t be winning the race, but will have a say in the final outcome. 
That’s just Aggy speak for “they are going to beat us 50% of the time.”
its "aggy" you stupid fucks.

Bulldogs seem to have a major hard-on for winning football games...

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On September 26, 2020 at 8:30 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

And lose to Arkansas or Kentucky. 

Like fucking clockwork. So predictable. He's RichRod with a surly attitude. Now watch him throw his players under the bus. 

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Like fucking clockwork. So predictable. He's RichRod with a surly attitude. Now watch him throw his players under the bus. 

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On 9/26/2020 at 7:30 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

And lose to Arkansas or Kentucky. 

accurate post is accurate.

2 games in, after a crazy emotional high in week 1...  willing to see how the season turns out.

 

Time to coach.  He knows this.

Just now, slorch said:

accurate post is accurate.

2 games in, after a crazy emotional high in week 1...  willing to see how the season turns out.

 

Time to coach.  He knows this.

yea but instead of corching he will throw his players under the bus and talk about a bunch of stupid shit totally unrelated to football

Arkansas, surprisingly, looks competent this year. May pose problems for Aggy.


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And only then did Mississippi St fans realize of the cost of signing a deal with the devil.

you really have to wonder how shitty aggy chad was

Arkansas was a laughing stock for firing him when they did, but looking back on it now they just needed to get him the fuck away from their program ASAP

he was a terrible hire for them from the start anyway

20 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

you really have to wonder how shitty aggy chad was

Arkansas was a laughing stock for firing him when they did, but looking back on it now they just needed to get him the fuck away from their program ASAP

he was a terrible hire for them from the start anyway

I mean one of the first things he told the team when he was hired was “if you guys were doing your jobs I wouldn’t be here”. He was a good recruiter but terrible at developing relationships with his players and they hated him. Plus his coordinators were awful. Had some good position coaches like Jeff Traylor but Chavis wasn’t a good DC at A&M at all, not sure what the thought process was there.

yea but instead of corching he will throw his players under the bus and talk about a bunch of stupid shit totally unrelated to football
You say this like it is a bad thing.
9 hours ago, Gohogs14 said:

mean one of the first things he told the team when he was hired was “if you guys were doing your jobs I wouldn’t be here”

That's pretty much the same thing Charlie said when he got here.  Hmmm. There might be a pattern 

On September 26, 2020 at 8:30 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

And lose to Arkansas or Kentucky. 

Hey! I went 2-for-2!

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On 10/4/2020 at 11:26 PM, markstanco said:
On 10/3/2020 at 10:19 PM, ButtFumble said:
yea but instead of corching he will throw his players under the bus and talk about a bunch of stupid shit totally unrelated to football

You say this like it is a bad thing.

it is not for Texas fans

it is horrible for cult of mike penis leachers and MSU fans

How about that great offense?  Looks like it took all of a week for SEC defenses to figure out his gimmick ass game plan.

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