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49 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Yeah, would.

You sure about that?

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why is the OP posting what looks to be a 20 year old photo, when this is the one on the linked article?

Image: Judge Dawn Gentry

I went to HS with a "Dawn Gentry", and was hoping this was her.

Alas, a little Facebook sleuthing crushed my optimism.  Let's just say I'm glad it wasn't the gal I went to HS with. #shudder

7 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

why is the OP posting what looks to be a 20 year old photo, when this is the one on the linked article?

Image: Judge Dawn Gentry

Right. I almost thought this happened again because I knew this looked nothing like the woman in the previous thread about the same article.

1 hour ago, Teddyballgame said:

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She does seem to have a nice set

You're gotdam right I would.  

21 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You're gotdam right I would.  

Would without malice or prejudice.

16 hours ago, C-Man said:

You sure about that?

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Sort of looks like Kim Cattrall which is as close as anyone on Surly is going to get.

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This is the judge and the dude from the three-way, a former pastor. She fired a female case specialist in her office and replaced her with this dude Stephen Penrose, and gave him a $10k raise over the fired woman. (Evidently she wasn't hot enough to even try to get busy with.)

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Penrose seems like he's a douchebag. He was also her pastor and they have long had a country band called South of Cincy. She plays bass. She also thicc.

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Judge Gentry was pissed when the woman below, attorney Katherine Schultz, refused to seduce her husband and/or get in on some three-way action in chambers. Schultz testified that Gentry wanted her to fuck her husband so she could divorce him for catting around. And then they would be Eskimo sisters when they fucked Penrose together.

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That chick is a dime from her hair to the bottom of her bottom lip...She's a Butterchin.

Not even the dirtballs at the Daily Mail have come up with a pic of Laura Aubrey, the chick who did have a three-way with Gentry and Penrose, so don't blame me.  

 

 

Says suspended, but this has got to be “clear out your desk” territory right?

I’d be willing to work on her campaign, but I’m not gonna work too hard.

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

Says suspended, but this has got to be “clear out your desk” territory right?

I’d be willing to work on her campaign, but I’m not gonna work too hard.

It seems like that is going to be a problem for her.

Anyone saying, much less thinking, they would not is lying. She would get it—hard.

 

 

 

 

 

I’m not a terribly honest person, but I don’t know man.  Really depends on what the secretary looks like.   

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