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24 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

You guys are brutal. I considered cracking wise but opted for trying to help foster a kinder, gentler surly. 

 

How’s that shit fuckin workin out for ya?

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17 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

My only concern was to keep the plate from scratching the table. 

Zero shits given re: veggies receiving steak juice & olive oil butter treatment.

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I mean to be fair, it does look like a shingle.

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You guys are brutal. I considered cracking wise but opted for trying to help foster a kinder, gentler surly. 


He doubled down on it. He brought all of this on himself.
My only concern was to keep the plate from scratching the table. Zero shits given re: veggies receiving steak juice & olive oil butter treatment.
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Sear steak.  Remove steak.  Cook vegetables in steak juice.  Rest steak at the same time.  Eat.  Profit?

5 hours ago, ERhine said:

 


He doubled down on it. He brought all of this on himself.

 

Going into the paint for a triple.

& Yes, I realize the 3 is outside the line.  Don't care, tasted great.

 

Enjoying the steak love from y'all.

Next time you should ask your husband to cook it for you.

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15 hours ago, ohchaucer said:

Sear steak.  Remove steak.  Cook vegetables in steak juice.  Rest steak at the same time.  Eat.  Profit?

This is the correct answer.  A steak made to taste like vegetables is like pussy made to taste like penis.  

Who said it tasted like vegetables?

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1 hour ago, Jimbaround said:

14 day dry aged strip.
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Now that's the good funk. 

This thread is inspiring today after the downright unamerican veggie/steak clusterfuck we saw earlier.

On 4/5/2018 at 8:50 AM, Landomatic said:

What about the steak receiving the veggie juices?  For that, you should give more shits because that belongs in the "That's Just Wrong" thread.

Maybe he was making fajitas? 

Looks like I'll be having a heart attack in the near future.

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You better not fuck that up, you should just shine a flashlight on it and then eat it. 

Yeah. Interested to see where Luke is going with it. Think I’d just sear over scorching cast iron. Less than 2 min with heat involved.

that is going to melt in your mouth

You going to use the ROFL method on that?

You going to use the ROFL method on that?


That was my plan after I thaw it in the microwave.

So did you buy part of a cow to get access to the sale? Or did you just sign up for email alerts and find a sale in progress?

https://www.crowdcow.com/a5wagyu

I wonder what eating a piece of meat like that does to your digestive tract? I would think it would work it's way through you in about 25-30 minit. I'd risk it. 

On 4/6/2018 at 12:13 PM, LW Goatman said:

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Holy fuck, you 100% nailed the best red meat that exists on the planet.  I love the simple potatoes as a side.  If you cooked that for a woman, I hope she offered to blow you immediately after eating.  If you cooked that for dude, I hope he offered to buy you a great bottle of scotch or whiskey.  

Yeah. Interested to see where Luke is going with it. Think I’d just sear over scorching cast iron. Less than 2 min with heat involved.

2 min is way too long for that. I’d go scorching hot 30-45 seconds per side

Might as well slice it raw and pour hot butter over it and serve.

Jk I don’t know shit about Wagyu I’m a shaggy poor.


2 min is way too long for that. I’d go scorching hot 30-45 seconds per side

Sounds about right.

I prefer wagyu cooked one or 2 steps more than my normal preference. There's so much fat in it it's impossible to dry out, even at well done, and additional cooking helps render some of the fat out and deepen the Maillard layer. For the same reasons, it works really well if you cube it so you can sear all sides and get more surface area to Maillard - on a normal steak you'd really worry about drying it out, with wagyu that remains impossible. I find it too rich to eat as an entire steak if you don't get some of the oil out of it in cooking. Hard for anything to match the first bites though!



That was my plan after I thaw it in the microwave.
Do you need me to cut that for you?
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7 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

I prefer wagyu cooked one or 2 steps more than my normal preference. There's so much fat in it it's impossible to dry out, even at well done, and additional cooking helps render some of the fat out and deepen the Maillard layer. For the same reasons, it works really well if you cube it so you can sear all sides and get more surface area to Maillard - on a normal steak you'd really worry about drying it out, with wagyu that remains impossible. I find it too rich to eat as an entire steak if you don't get some of the oil out of it in cooking. Hard for anything to match the first bites though!

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I use Bolner's "Uncle Chris' Steak Seasoning" rub on my steaks.  I was going to grill 2 NY Strips last night but got invited to a neighbors to watch the end of the Masters and he ended up grilling for us and a bunch of kids.

Sounds like an opportunity to make my 1st set of posts on the new site...

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On 4/7/2018 at 2:31 PM, luke duke said:

 


That was my plan after I thaw it in the microwave.

 

A-1 or 57? 

 

Steak = Serious Business.

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According to state police, 41-year-old Shannon Lynch was having dinner with a woman in a Bullskin Township home around 11 p.m. when the two got into an argument.

Police say Lynch “took offense to the texture of his steak” and began to assault the woman. During the assault, Lynch allegedly picked up a steak knife and stabbed the woman in the arm.

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/04/07/fayette-county-steak-woman-stabbed/

I cooked a rib roast I meant to do for Easter
Rubbed down in uncle Chris’s and Montreal steak seasoning

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On 4/7/2018 at 10:40 AM, luke duke said:

Looks like I'll be having a heart attack in the near future.

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this steak is God-like....

must have...

I wanna know the cost

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Sorry to tease you guys, but I don't plan to cook it for at least 2 weeks.

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Sorry to tease you guys, but I don't plan to cook it for at least 2 weeks.

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9 hours ago, luke duke said:

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Sorry to tease you guys, but I don't plan to cook it for at least 2 weeks.

I joined Crowd Cow just off that picture you posted.

Will fight for the next Wagyu offer coming soon.

Price???  Ain't Skerrred....

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