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10 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Damn, Jenni fucking crushing the truth bombs late. 

 

That bitch is still fine, no fucks given. 

 

11 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Yep, Pauly fucking kills it every episode with his confessionals. 

 

Pauly and Jenni are 1000x smarter then the rest of the group put together. Pauly however is on another level even from Jenni. And that is why he more successful then the rest of them. 

7 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Yeah.  But does either of them speak Great Britain?

We all lost a few brain cells watching that scene

Didn’t watch the reboot as I don’t need to see old people like me being drunken assholes. Watched floribama shore though and it just the wt version minus the gtl

On ‎5‎/‎15‎/‎2018 at 10:40 PM, Atxhorn said:

Didn’t watch the reboot as I don’t need to see old people like me being drunken assholes. Watched floribama shore though and it just the wt version minus the gtl

Sounds like something a skinny, pale guy in dirty clothes would say.  

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V - “It wasn’t one, it was two.”

P - “What kind of Guido math is that?”

 

Holy shit, those lines had me rolling. 

 

And Vinny’s bottle girl was choice. 

Goddamn, Pauly’s sideline commentary in the next phone call was even better. 

 

“Communication. That’s what I always say.”

”It’s a thing, people do that. Me & Pauly do it. Everyone does it” 

”That’s not making it any better.”

We all knew Ronnie was stupid, but apparently he's a-pauling-ly stupid. And poor Angelina, that girl has the dignity level of a scat porn stand-in. 

Yeah, that note was so poorly written.  Plus the Situation is hungry.  He will have the diabetes in a year.  

This last episode just went from hanging out to some poorly scripted drama. Go back to what was making it work. The Angelina thing is just dumb.

2 hours ago, Bobby Light said:

This last episode just went from hanging out to some poorly scripted drama. Go back to what was making it work. The Angelina thing is just dumb.

Agreed. I like how this was "Pauly's idea"... no. it wasn't. it was MTV's idea. 

Yeah it seemed stupid to bring her on but it makes sense.  Plus they have 5 episodes left after last night so a lot of show to fill.  Oh and Ronnie is a cock blocking SOB just calling a cab for that chick and busting up Pauly's action.

Can we trade Angelina for Deena full-time? That white tank top fit well. 

I never watched the early seasons, so I don’t hate Angelina. Let her stay. 

4 hours ago, spystud13 said:

I never watched the early seasons, so I don’t hate Angelina. Let her stay. 

Embarrassed to say I did, and if you did, you would get all the hatred they have for her.  She was the worst person in a house full of awful people.  I have to give her credit though.  She seems to have grown up quite a bit since then.  

Deena or Angelina, who would you like to see for the rest of the episodes? 

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On 5/25/2018 at 12:37 PM, NorthLoop said:

Agreed. I like how this was "Pauly's idea"... no. it wasn't. it was MTV's idea. 

Wait you mean Pauly didn't just call up some girl he hasn't talked to in 5-10 years, invite her down to Miami the next day, and she agreed to do it?  

 

Anyone remember or watch the show Temptation Island?  Ronnie reminds me of the smug dude that got busted in a similar manner - video - and lost his fiancé.

That’s a very specific reference and I know exactly what you are talking about.


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That was a great episode.  Pauly literally eating popcorn during the Jwoww fight was hilarious.  And yes, I would take Angelina over crying drunk Deena is an easy decision.

When Angelina starts going off you get ya popcorn ready; when Deena starts going off you roll your eyes. 

Jenni’s top at dinner needs to become a thing. 

 

And I bet that was one damn good meal from Mama Vinny. 

i would physically fight Ron. that was the most bitch made move i've ever seen. i enjoyed every second of his drunken bitchy crying.

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The scripted stuff needs to get the fuck out.  More drunken stupidness and cheating on girlfriends.  

On 5/11/2018 at 10:47 AM, spystud13 said:

But Jenni has them big ol’ yabbos, version 3.0 (at least). 

That makes up for the divide in intelligence in the eyes of most guys... (me included, sometimes)...

I couldn't deal with Jenni's drama or bitchiness .... I dont care what her chest looks like.  And, yes, Ronnie may be an even bigger bitch.

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9 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Mike’s girl has a pretty goddamn nice body.  

QFT

Things seem to be going well. 

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Ronnie Ortiz-Magro from 'Jersey Shore' was allegedly dragged by a car driven by his baby mama, Jen Harley ... and she's been arrested for domestic battery.

Jen was busted late Sunday in Vegas after she and Ronnie got into a fight while driving home from a BBQ. Sources close to the exes tell us Jen hit Ronnie in the face during the argument, and he demanded she pull over and let him out of the car.

We're told Ronnie got caught in his seatbelt, but Jen took off anyway ... dragging Ronnie. Worst of all ... we're told their 2-month-old daughter, Ariana, was in the car at the time.

Harley was booked for domestic violence at Clark County Detention Center

We're told Ronnie's face was bloodied and bruised and, as you'd expect, he's got a nasty road rash. Also, none of this was for cameras ... "Jersey Shore" was not shooting Sunday.

As we previously reported ... Harley allegedly spit on him and punched him in the head earlier this month. They also got into an explosive fight caught on video back in April.

 

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Mike should probably keep some things to himself.  Ronnie needs to grow a pair.  BUT, Jwow.  Jesus.  I honestly don't see how anyone could be in the same room as her.  She reminds me of my 6 year-old on a road trip, starting shit out of pure boredom.

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Series started out decent but ended weak.  Ronnie will be dead in two years, Mike is going to end up in jail which is unfortunate since he seems to have turned his shit around.  No way Pauly ever does one of these again, he has no need to anymore he is killing it on his own.  Deena just needs to go away, she is worthless, Vinnie is about the same.  Snooki and Jwoww I see running out of money and somehow doing a show where the cameras come in their house and follow their daily lives, like every washed up celebrity seems to be doing these days.

Jenni & Snooki have both already done those shows, don't think anyone cared enough to actually watch though. 

They were filming in Vegas a few weeks ago when I was out there. I think they were staying at the Flamingo.

Just read an article that said Season 2 is in the old Jersey house, & Ronnie doesn’t last the whole time. 

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15 hours ago, JohnnyShotgun said:

They were filming in Vegas a few weeks ago when I was out there. I think they were staying at the Flamingo.

I was out there a few weeks back.  Some club was advertising a Jersey Shore party at some club.  I thought I heard it wrong but I guess I didn't.  I didn't actually think it was them being there but I of course could be very wrong.

On 6/28/2018 at 10:19 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

Btw, did Mike's court case ever get settled?

Sentencing was postponed till September.  It was supposed to be the same day they ran the episode where he proposed.  You can tell by watching it they added scenes in there that would have been tied up by them showing at the end what his sentence was.

3 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

I was out there a few weeks back.  Some club was advertising a Jersey Shore party at some club.  I thought I heard it wrong but I guess I didn't.  I didn't actually think it was them being there but I of course could be very wrong.

They (at least some of them) were definitely there. There was footage of some guy talking shit to Ronnie trying to get him to fight. 

Wow.  MTV really milking it.  This past season filmed in Feb.  If the next season was filmed a few weeks ago, then they left their families for a good length of time twice in about 3 months to shoot.

On 6/17/2018 at 4:35 PM, Moby Ric said:

The scripted stuff needs to get the fuck out.  More drunken stupidness and cheating on girlfriends.  

It's beyond lame and forced. 

Pauly's one liners and the girls getting fall down drunk are the only thing that make it worth watching.

 

I just read that Ronnie didn't finish filming season 2 and they went on without him by bringing Angelina back. 

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