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What a shitshow.  And season 2 premieres in August.  Can't wait.

On 7/2/2018 at 3:19 PM, JimmyHoffa said:

It's beyond lame and forced. 

Pauly's one liners and the girls getting fall down drunk are the only thing that make it worth watching.

 

I just read that Ronnie didn't finish filming season 2 and they went on without him by bringing Angelina back. 

She’s provably more interesting at this point. With Ronnie we know what we have. The biggest bitch on the show and a total dipshit to boot. The whole point of the show was watching them booze and pick up skanks. If they’re not doing that there’s basically zero interest in any of it. 

MTV had a reunion type show this past Thursday.  The boys went over some of the highlights from the season.  It was pretty recent because they mentioned Ronnie being a dad.  Nothing too ground breaking, but there were some funny moments as the girls weren't around to screw it up.

The three holes segment was pretty funny. 

And Ronnie really is disgusting. 

ronnie is a fat, drunken, sweaty loser who will be dead before 45. one the one hand it's sad, but on the other it isn't like he has no resources or family or friends to change his life- he does. he just doesn't have any desire to change. total loser.

Agree.  It's one thing when you're 19 and single.  Entirely another when you're in your 30's, have a kid, AND on national tv.

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watching his cycle of bottoming out, drunkenly realizing at 4am that he hates his life and needs to change, only to do the exact same thing again within 48 hours (repeating endlessly) is sad. but again, he could change if he had any real desire to. mike did, and ronnie hates him for it, because it reminds him that this guy mike, who ronnie has looked down on for so long, actually has his shit together more than ronnie does, legal troubles and all. 

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Yep.  His fluctuations between "my life sucks. I'm a horrible person" to "f u Mike. I'm good and you're horrible" got annoying fast.

Derka, which UT hoopster did this chick used to date? Looks like Pauly wants him some. 

 

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Season 2 starts tonight.  The shitshow that can't be unseen rolls on.

Did anyone sit through that shit last week? I made it about 1 minute. 

42 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

Did anyone sit through that shit last week? I made it about 1 minute. 

What shit are you talking about?  

I was actually out in Vegas in early June and saw the guido crew filming over at the Flamingo pool. Pauly is a pretty cool dude but rest are just a shit show. 

yeah i saw that Lammert and Morgan were no longer an item. I'm sure Paulie has smashed by now. 

54 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:

What shit are you talking about?  

It was some kind of pre-show/reunion type shit. That redhead from one of those Champs v. Stars was the host. I couldn’t do it. 

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31 minutes ago, LonghornGoodfella said:

I was actually out in Vegas in early June and saw the guido crew filming over at the Flamingo pool. Pauly is a pretty cool dude but rest are just a shit show. 

I was out there during filming too.  I did not know they were out there.  Somebody invited us to a club where the Jersey Shore crew was going to be and declined.  I regret it now.

That was a lot of goddamn shit in two hours. 

I still love Jenni, don’t care. 

Makes me laugh that MTV makes them use flip phones, except for Pauly who is too successful for them to take his phone. 

16 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

yeah i saw that Lammert and Morgan were no longer an item. I'm sure Paulie has smashed by now. 

 

Ha, I couldn’t figure out what in the flying fuck you were talking about. Finally scrolled up, & it made a little more sense. 

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The fucking meltdown in Vegas is going to be epic.  Ronnie is still being a bitch letting Jen walk all over him.  

That was kind of tough to watch.  I went through something very similar to what Ronnie's going through.  I'm not going to bore y'all with the long story.  Suffice to say, it really sucks when you get yourself in a situation in which any wrong step, word, argument, etc... leads straight to, "You can't see your child".  Luckily (I guess), I saw where everything was going, stepped back, and sued my ex for joint custody.  Daughter is in college now and we're extremely close, so it all worked out in the end.

So glad Deanna is not on the show.  

Sad part is with those two parents this kid doesn’t stand a chance. 

12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Sad part is with those two parents this kid doesn’t stand a chance. 

Yup and didn't they say her and her family were from Oklahoma? Explains all her actions. Trash. 

I will add that i thought it was pretty fucked up that Jenny was going behind Ronnie's back texting and developing a "relationship" with the broad. Ronnie is her boy you don't do that shit without talking to him first. Shit show at its finest. 

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Holy Hell this shit is getting real.  Jen is a  psychopath.  And wtf is up with the militant dyke friend of hers?  The court case over this kid is going be nuts.  Oklahoma trash.

Last night was so tough even Pauley was being serious.

13 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

And wtf is up with the militant dyke friend of hers?

That bitch scared the fuck out of me, & I’m thousands of miles away on my couch.

 

Any of you watch “Snapped”? Jen will be on there at some point

 

Snooki rarely says anything worth a shit, but her meatloaf analogy about Angelina was pretty goddamn funny. 

Next week looks fun. 

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Per Jen I read somewhere that the argument in the hotel was all edited and the fight was not about the kid at all but about their dog that drowned in their pool that day.  Per Jen they get along great until Thursdays come along, the show gets aired and they start fighting.

It certainly looked staged with her already mic’d up & security at the ready. 

Def staged or she would have really drawn an assault charge. Stupid trashy bitch. Dumbass Ron for knocking her up. 

Looks like next episode JWow comes out and fucks up the Staton Island dump 

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I missed the next weeks scenes.  Jwow gonna fuck shit up?

Well, that was a pretty terrible episode. Please stop with the Vinny/Pauly lovefest, that shit is beyond tired. 

And now we’re bringing in the token gay for some reason. 

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The show is struggling and this was a lame episode.  Angelina is just awful/retarded and now Jenni leaving, and Vinnie gone and bringing in some nobody.   Amazing how the baby drama just went away and Ronnie doesn't seem to care.  It is like they are trying to hard to create drama and its coming off very staged.

I sat through about 10 minutes last night. I’ve never seen a collection of more people that have had bad, exaggerated plastic surgery including Mike.

Watched some of Marriage Boot Camp with Pauly & Audrey O’Day the other night, it was predictably terrible. For some reason it was filmed way back in ‘17, but just now airing. Audrey cries in every single segment she’s in.

Only entertaining part was when she said he calls her Wifey Audrey or Wifey whatever-the-fuck-it-was. So she gets ahold of his phone one day & types in Wi to see how she’s saved. Only problem was there were about 50 various Wifeys. Wifey Dallas, Wifey hot Vegas brunette, Wifey Miami stripper, etc. She didn’t take that real well. 

On what fucking planet did some MTV exec think this Joey slapdick was a good idea? 

I should beat my own ass for subjecting myself to those 40-odd minutes. What a debacle. 

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Yeah, Joey is fucking stupid.  I should be ashamed for watching this.

Every scene has become completely scripted now.  Nothing like the originals

 

The only thing good in that entire episode was seeing Pauly completely trashed.  

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2 hours ago, joeycovers said:

Every scene has become completely scripted now.  Nothing like the originals

 

The only thing good in that entire episode was seeing Pauly completely trashed.  

Him trashed dragging the chair across the room for no reason then passing out on the couch was pretty funny.  Also Vinnie and his dad joking about Ronnie coming too early and the mom not getting it was good too.

Little late to the show.   That was pretty horrible.  It appeared as if they were going to tweak the formula in a positive way by sending the chicks home; however, the previews show Jwow and Snooky in an argument, so I guess we can't just get an entertaining episode with just the guys going out.

Jesus fuck, thankfully Thotchella somewhat salvaged that fucking brutal “bromittment” bullshit. 

Yeah.  That was pretty effing bad.  Actually fast-forwarded it through that.  Only problem is that it led me to, "We're not friends anymore / let's be besties again".

This show has run its course. With Mike no longer boozing, Vinnie/Pauly rarely closing, and Ronnie losing control it is no longer interesting.

They probably need to reboot in a year or so with a new, younger cast.

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

This show has run its course. With Mike no longer boozing, Vinnie/Pauly rarely closing, and Ronnie losing control it is no longer interesting.

They probably need to reboot in a year or so with a new, younger cast.

They did. It’s Floribama Shore. 

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Snooki already has some tattoo show coming out on MTV.  Spin offs are happening folks.  

Bromance was gayer that Manziels letter to Baker.

Bromittment yo! Vinnie seems to enjoy his bottom bitch role. Another ho hum episode of forced bullshit. Mike eating like a pig and drunk meatballs and the shore house. Staten island dump!

Angelina wasn’t cringe-worthy this episode, but looks like she comes back shortly. 

May sound sexist but there is absolutely no reason whatsoever a man should stay in a relationship like that.  Especially with a kid.  Especially given your life is out there for everyone to judge.  Especially given the girl isn't even remotely attractive.

I wonder when JWoww will drop the divorce news to the house.

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