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Jersey Shore Star Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Sentenced to 8 Months in Prison

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has been sentenced to eight months in prison and two years of supervised release in his tax evasion case.

He must also complete 500 hours of community service and was given $123,913 in restitution already paid, plus a fine of $10,000 that must be paid within 30 days.

The 36-year-old Jersey Shore star appeared in New Jersey federal court on Friday alongside his fiancée Lauren Pesce. He seemed to be in good spirits as he awaited the judge’s ruling, with his family seated in the first row of the room.

His Jersey Shore costars joined him at the hearing as well, dressed in all black.

 

I don't think so, day for day.  His brother got two years for his role in it so Sitch got off easier than him.

On Ronnie as well, just a tshirt and a half assed hat?  But I was surprised he was there but I imagine they are shooting it for the show.  He was originally supposed to be sentenced back about the middle of the reunion in April and I could tell the episode it would have happened in.  Guess now they will do some one off type special about it.  Well with that fine he has to pay I'm sure he will do something to monetize it.

Yep, and his won’t be for a white collar crime.

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On 10/5/2018 at 11:57 AM, 4th&Five said:

I wonder when JWoww will drop the divorce news to the house.

Wut?

On 10/4/2018 at 9:55 PM, spystud13 said:

Angelina wasn’t cringe-worthy this episode, but looks like she comes back shortly. 

And that certainly didn’t take long. 

Vinny crushes it in the first segment of confessionals about Ron. 

That was a pretty entertaining episode. Jenni busting up the dinner party was greatness. 

Would like to see that bill, wonder if Harrah’s or MTV picked it up? 

 

Next week should be fun too. 

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This show just doesn't end ever.  I think it just goes forever now.  I'm curious how Mike will handle prison.  Will he come out super fat, or super in shape?  Cause prison food.  And the Atlantic City trip is going be real interesting.  Noticed Jenni not wearing a ring while not bringing Roger.  I wonder what the dates are on when these were filmed?  Ronnie bringing Jen is going to end in disaster.  

I could have done without the 30 min gender reveal party.

I also can't belueve anyone would consider any type of relationship wirh JWow.  She's just as shady and full of drama as Angelina.  She's just better at the passive aggressive stuff.

1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I also can't belueve anyone would consider any type of relationship wirh JWow.  She's just as shady and full of drama as Angelina.  She's just better at the passive aggressive stuff.

Very true, but counterpoint: tits.

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Who said anything about a relationship?

Not a fake tits or Jersey trash kind of guy.  I did, however, find Sammie somewhat attractive.

4 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

This show just doesn't end ever.  I think it just goes forever now.  I'm curious how Mike will handle prison.  Will he come out super fat, or super in shape?  Cause prison food.  And the Atlantic City trip is going be real interesting.  Noticed Jenni not wearing a ring while not bringing Roger.  I wonder what the dates are on when these were filmed?  Ronnie bringing Jen is going to end in disaster.  

It seems like he can control himself a bit when he isn't on vacation.  Unless he's going to being sharing a cell with the guys from Goodfellas, I think he's going to come out in pretty good shape.  And then over the next 6 months, he will live his best life and eat all the foods that come within a 10' radius of him .

I wonder if she has told them all off camera about her and Roger.  And on the previews for next week, can anyone tell who is fighting who?  I can't tell who these people are that are fighting and breaking shit.  Was that Vinnie and his psycho or Jennie and Roger?  Or maybe Angelina and her meathead?   

Jen was arrested June 25, Pauly’s birthday is July 5, so they must be somewhere around there. Odd July 4 was never mentioned though. 

“The Staten Island Sandwich” has to be the line of the season. Fucking greatness. 

 

Jen’s post-baby yabbos are looking fun too. 

Vinny’s facial expressions fucking kill me, but those two thots were not stellar. 

“The Staten Island Sandwich” has to be the line of the season. Fucking greatness. 
 
Jen’s post-baby yabbos are looking fun too. 


I like how he said I don’t even know what you would call that, and then rattles off 3 perfect examples.
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Mike's girl is so fucking rude I am actually offended.  My God.

When Jenni asked her straight up at brunch, that was not comfortable. 

What’s up with Angelina’s big goof fiancé not giving a shit about his woman flirting with Vinnie right in front of him? Weird 

Jen and Ron drinking....toxic lol 

I think Angelina was thinking Devil’s Triangle. 

Funny how they started that dinner in the middle of a dining room surrounded by plenty of others, scene ended in like a corner room with one more table. 

That was just 40-some odd minutes of a headache. 

Next week looks fun though. 

Vinnie seems like a little bitch.  He was egging on Angelina duringbthe night, then acting all butthurt when they both sobered up the next day.

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Vinny is lost without Pauly.  And yes the flirt with her then diss her the next day makes him look like a  little bitch.  

They have a 2-hour “Friendsgiving” episode tomorrow night after the main one. Gonna need one of you troopers to scout that out first for the the rest of us. 

Oh, and holy shit with Ron repeating his Miami behavior next week.  His baby momma gonna cut him into little pieces.

That was BY FAR the best episode of the season. Them busting up Ronnie about the automatic door closers had me rolling. 

And that chick’s body was fucking stellar. 

Okay, I watched the Friendsgiving. It was fucking good, bunch of old school clips. Ain’t mad at it. 

Didn’t need to be 2 hours but there was some good stuff. Their accents used to be so much worse. 

This was clearly after Mike was sentenced, but JWoww still hasn’t announced to the world her marriage is done. Strange MTV has allowed that. 

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Jwoww is clearly single by the way she looks.  She has all her business on display.  It is making the episodes better.  I only caught part of the friendsgiving thing, but she was on fire.

 

And am I the only one that is super fucking annoyed with Mike making every word plural?  

27 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

Jwoww is clearly single by the way she looks.  She has all her business on display.  It is making the episodes better.  I only caught part of the friendsgiving thing, but she was on fire.

 

And am I the only one that is super fucking annoyed with Mike making every word 

"Hi honies. You enjoying your Thanksgivings?"

On 11/19/2018 at 9:57 AM, Moby Ric said:

And am I the only one that is super fucking annoyed with Mike making every word plural?  

Nope!

The Situations is just living his best lifes.

 

That's the thing that annoys me.  The only person in this group even remotely "living their best life" is Paulie, the rest of them just say that shit while getting obliterated at dinner or ordering a huge bag of food from Burger King.

On 11/16/2018 at 12:02 AM, spystud13 said:

That was BY FAR the best episode of the season. Them busting up Ronnie about the automatic door closers had me rolling. 

And that chick’s body was fucking stellar. 

Yeah, busting in Jewish Barbie was probably worth messing up how already beyond fucked up relationship with crazy chick. He had basically nothing to lose.  

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Angelina just murdered her guy on national tv. 

And we got the first sort-of admission from Jenni about her divorce. 

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Ronnie is being coached how to act by his lawyers.  And the show is documenting it for him.  You don't see him losing his cool and going ape shit.  He is trying to be rational.  Jen is a crazy bitch.  Ronnie imo has a case to take full custody of their child due to the behavior being portrayed by Jen.  I am not a lawyer, but I have custody of my kids because ex is a crazy ass bitch.

 

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