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#202
16 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Goddamn, Jen is a fucking horrendous cunt. 

But has crazy huge tits, so it’s like a wash. 

#204

Damn, I would pay $10 for PPV on Ronnie & that fuckstick 1-on-1, no holds barred. That shit would be fun. Probably not so much for the dude though. 

 

And I probably haven’t been to BK in 15 years or so, but I kinda want it now. 

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Whopper

#205

That whole thing looked incredibly contrived.  Same guy 2 nights in a row?  Guy that gets escorted out is suddenly left all alone eith Ronnie, who happens to have stopped to check his phone?

#208

Jenni filed a restraining order against Roger after the cops were called to their house. One of his Insta statements... 

Quote

"I have no choice but to just be honest and open. I got nothing to lose, I got nothing to hide. You're gonna see about our divorce on Jersey Shore, you know why? Because my wife told me-my ex-wife told me-when we were in counseling that she's negotiating a side-deal. I think she said she wanted $70,000 … to talk about our divorce on the upcoming season. Everything is about money with her. All I want is time with my children, that's all I want."

 

  • 3 weeks later...
#210

Jen & Ronnie go to the Hustler strip club in Vegas on NYE, she finds something on his phone, flips the fuck out, hurls an ashtray at him as he’s leaving. 

Spoiler

ronnie-magro-face4.jpg

 

So he goes to her place & trashes the fuck out of it. Now he has a DV report against her, & she has a B&E case against him. Good times for these two. 

Can’t imagine Hustler on NYE was the wisest decision to begin with. 

  • 6 months later...
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#213

Here we go again.  I do have a love for trash TV, gotta admit.  Double Shot of Love was such a train wreck I could not stop watching.  And the reunion was hilarious.  Some of those girls were super pissed.

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#214
1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Sweet!

/ducks because I've been complaining about the downfall of society lately

 

We watch because it's mindless entertainment and funny. The downfall of society angle is (aside from Pauly D) none of them have real jobs and people look up to them as some sort of crazy ass role models. 

#215
6 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Here we go again.  I do have a love for trash TV, gotta admit.  Double Shot of Love was such a train wreck I could not stop watching.  And the reunion was hilarious.  Some of those girls were super pissed.

I didn’t watch the reunion, but that was a fucking great season. Derynn is stupid hot. 

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#217
1 hour ago, spystud13 said:

I didn’t watch the reunion, but that was a fucking great season. Derynn is stupid hot. 

Yeah PD made a huge mistake not going with that.  And that pic, my Lord, she is going to be ok.

#219

Pretty goddamn good episode. Obviously we know his real sentence. 

Can we please get a camera guy on Ronnie 24/7? We can’t be missing all this potential gold. 

Angelina is still worthless. 

It did suck hearing Jenni talk about her son though. 

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#220

Ronnie is going to be the star this season.  His dumbass can't help but be a slow motion train wreck.  We do need a 24 hour Ronnie Cam.

#226
35 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

If Ronnie got that bitch pregnant again he is the dumbest fuck of all time.

 

Best line was from Situation hearing that Ronnie was jumped- "In Seeeeeecaucus?????"

#227
21 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

Best line was from Situation hearing that Ronnie was jumped- "In Seeeeeecaucus?????"

What’s the Texas equivalent of Seacaucus? Prosper? The Woodlands? Georgetown?

#229
22 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

Best line was from Situation hearing that Ronnie was jumped- "In Seeeeeecaucus?????"

So Ronnie gets jumped and robbed then makes no mention of a Police Report or anything.  

jennifer lawrence ok GIF

#231
4 hours ago, joeycovers said:

So Ronnie gets jumped and robbed then makes no mention of a Police Report or anything.  

jennifer lawrence ok GIF

Good point.  

#232

Well, at the least the dumbass dude ranch shit is over. 

Why did MTV bring Angelina back? 

The single best part of this episode was the editors trying to keep Ron’s black eye consistent. It changed every single shot. 

#233

Just watched.  I feel some empathy for Ronnnie when comparing his situation to Jwow.  Difference is that Jwow's husbabd (ex) was a pretty chill dude while Ronnie's current is batshit crazy.

#234

That was an interesting episode. I actually checked the guide this morning, it was only scheduled as one hour. Wonder if they changed it because ratings haven’t been great. 

Either way, did any of you pause it on the screenshot of that whore demanding $20K? Holy fuck. 

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#239

Ronnie drama is crazy.  Sounding like he is done being part of the Jersey Shore crowd.  

#240

How fucking enraged must Jen get watching these episodes? I sincerely hope she doesn’t have a pet, because she would kick the fuck out of it in anger. 

Why was Snooki’s husband not in a single shot? They have had multiple reality shows, so he ain’t scared of the camera. 

That food spread was mother fucking sick. 

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#241

That wedding must of cost a fortune.  I am guessing MTV paid the bill for that.  I was wondering where Snooki's husband is as well.  

#242

Yep, MTV wrote that check. That place was fucking insane. 

The upside-down champagne chicks were pretty goddamn cool. 

#243
I didn’t realize how far behind this shit is, fucking Snooki has a 2-month old now. 
Yeah, Mike was sentenced in October. 
So she had a baby in June of this year and was fall-down drunk at a ranch AFTER the sentencing in October, so potentially last November? 7-8 months prior to giving birth???

Am I missing something with this timeline?
#245
What’s the Texas equivalent of Seacaucus? Prosper? The Woodlands? Georgetown?


Pasadena, the shitty part. Or, Irving, the shitty part.
#246
On 8/9/2019 at 12:43 AM, spystud13 said:

How fucking enraged must Jen get watching these episodes? I sincerely hope she doesn’t have a pet, because she would kick the fuck out of it in anger. 

I've been thinking about this as well.  I have no idea (or desire) to know what's going on in Jen/Ronnie's life right now, but it's got to be awkward for them to watch this.  

#247
On 8/9/2019 at 12:43 AM, spystud13 said:

How fucking enraged must Jen get watching these episodes? I sincerely hope she doesn’t have a pet, because she would kick the fuck out of it in anger. 

Why was Snooki’s husband not in a single shot? They have had multiple reality shows, so he ain’t scared of the camera. 

That food spread was mother fucking sick. 

 

Or a single shot of a bridesmaid. 

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#248

First off, thank God the wedding stuff is over it was getting old. 

Second Vinnie and Pauly being drunk was hilarious.  Pauly with the Italian flag shoes flipping it and calling it Mexican was funny.

Third, Rob Bass rolls up in his 15 yr old Lambo made me chuckle.

Lastly, Jen and Ronnie shit about to get real.

#249

I actually thought the series was over with all the flashback/nostalgia shit. Was pretty surprised to see the previews for next week. 

#250
1 hour ago, Moby Ric said:

 

Lastly, Jen and Ronnie shit about to get real.

I know it was like 8 months ago but Rehab right? But aren't he and Jen still somewhat together? 

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