January 11, 20205 yr Is there a discount if you bundle it with a Fleshlight and a copy of Shakespeare in Love? Edited January 11, 20205 yr by Grade of D as in David Typo
January 11, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, nnm said: The crazy is strong in this one. Where does she land on the crazy/hot matrix? Isn’t she anti-vaxx and has some dumbass show on Netflix that is essentially a commercial for her bullshit products? https://www.google.com/amp/s/arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/01/goops-netflix-trailer-paltrow-sinks-into-a-vagina-spews-pseudoscience/%3famp=1
January 11, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, nnm said: The crazy is strong in this one. Where does she land on the crazy/hot matrix? She is absolutely smoking hot, but she seems a little...off? She doesn't seem like the chop your dick off crazy variety, but more the annoy the fuck out of you doing weird shit kind of crazy. She's the kind of woman that plans your weekends for you and they revolve around making pottery, meditating in a room with a bunch of people farting, and drinking alcohol free organic vodka with prune juice.
January 11, 20205 yr She's spoiled, privileged, never been told "no" in her life crazy...the worst kind.
January 11, 20205 yr 43 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said: She's spoiled, privileged, never been told "no" in her life crazy...the worst kind. As a corollary, a the world needs to know my every thought/emotion kind. I blame social media. They’re multiplying.
January 11, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, nnm said: The crazy is strong in this one. Where does she land on the crazy/hot matrix? nowhere near hot enough to justify that level of crazy. hollywood C
January 11, 20205 yr Quote Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina at $75 a pop This bitch is crazy. Hell for $25, I can get the real thing at a truck stop. Dizzy ho. Quote The scent was then finalized for the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle, which reportedly sold out within hours of its test run. Women are dumb. Edited January 11, 20205 yr by Brothahorn
January 11, 20205 yr Popular Post Goop executives said the 'Dr. Phil's Taint Candle' had disappointing sales numbers and that the product line of things that smell like Dr. Phil will likely be discontinued after the first quarter.
January 11, 20205 yr B+ face, F tits, F brain, F personality. I wouldn't go out my way to smell her vagina if it was free.
January 11, 20205 yr 47 minutes ago, Steel Shank said: She needs a good dicking. I'd be glad to volunteer.
January 11, 20205 yr Gwyneth is 47 so does that candle come with extra wax to lube it up when it's going through a hot flash.
January 12, 20205 yr So I follow Dr. Jenifer Gunter on twitter. She's a Gyno from Canada, and she rips on Gwyneth's bogus bullshit on a regular basis. Long thread today about the vag candle, and some guy chimes in that the best advice his dad ever gave him was "if it smells like cologne, leave it alone".
January 12, 20205 yr To you have to pay extra to test the authenticity or is it included in the cost of the candle?
January 12, 20205 yr So when do you get to smell the real thing to know the candle is legit? Is she have a candle/snatch sampling at a Bath and Body works or something?
January 12, 20205 yr I enjoyed her miniseries with Mario Batali, "Spain...On The Road Again". I thought then that her snatch would probably smell like paella. I'm not paying $75 for paella either.
January 12, 20205 yr She’s vapid and horrible but the candle thing was kinda funny. She also looks great at 47.
January 12, 20205 yr 10 hours ago, Gil Bang said: So I follow Dr. Jenifer Gunter on twitter. She's a Gyno from Canada, and she rips on Gwyneth's bogus bullshit on a regular basis. Long thread today about the vag candle, and some guy chimes in that the best advice his dad ever gave him was "if it smells like cologne, leave it alone". Why do you follow female Canadian gynos on Twitter? better yet, why are you on Twitter? is this place not filled it’s enough oddities to suit you?
January 12, 20205 yr She’s vapid and horrible but the candle thing was kinda funny. She also looks great at 47. There’s a thread for that.
January 12, 20205 yr She needs to go right on ahead and make a boxed set. A vag candle, some chocolate kisses from molds of her nipples and a fluted bud vase where the top of the vase is from an impression of her starfish.
January 12, 20205 yr 7 hours ago, texasjacket said: So when do you get to smell the real thing to know the candle is legit? Is she have a candle/snatch sampling at a Bath and Body works or something? Harvey Weinstein is working the QC.
January 12, 20205 yr Why do you follow female Canadian gynos on Twitter? better yet, why are you on Twitter? is this place not filled it’s enough oddities to suit you?She’s snarky and funny.
January 12, 20205 yr 9 hours ago, El Diablo said: She needs to go right on ahead and make a boxed set. A vag candle, some chocolate kisses from molds of her nipples and a fluted bud vase where the top of the vase is from an impression of her starfish. By definition aren't they all a box set?
January 13, 20205 yr On 1/11/2020 at 3:01 PM, mulletpelini said: I like her mom better This is the correct response.
January 13, 20205 yr On 1/11/2020 at 1:25 PM, Chooky said: Goop executives said the 'Dr. Phil's Taint Candle' had disappointing sales numbers and that the product line of things that smell like Dr. Phil will likely be discontinued after the first quarter. Well, that's because Dr. Phil's taint smells like "cash me ousside, how bout dah" vagina. Apples and oranges, so to speak.
January 14, 20205 yr 10 hours ago, Neonmoon said: Not going to lie, I’ve always wanted a candle that’s shaped like a dumpster https://dumpsterfirecandle.com/
January 14, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said: https://www.hotwicks.com/products/the-stripper-candle No mention of glitter. Would not buy.
January 14, 20205 yr 8 hours ago, Chad Fuck said: That is awesome I couldn't find their West Virginia couch candle.
January 14, 20205 yr On 1/12/2020 at 8:46 AM, El Diablo said: She needs to go right on ahead and make a boxed set. A vag candle, some chocolate kisses from molds of her nipples and a fluted bud vase where the top of the vase is from an impression of her starfish. you must be mba
January 15, 20205 yr On 1/12/2020 at 8:46 AM, El Diablo said: She needs to go right on ahead and make a boxed set. A vag candle, some chocolate kisses from molds of her nipples and a fluted bud vase where the top of the vase is from an impression of her starfish. https://www.conjureneworleans.com/product-page/vagina-candlehttps://www.amazon.com/After-dinner-nipples-chocolate-fondant/dp/B0014BQ5G2/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=Chocolate+nipples&qid=1579056332&sr=8-1 https://www.bidorbuy.co.za/item/25534999/PAIR_of_VAGINA_SHAPE_POTTERY_from_BLISFUL.html Edited January 15, 20205 yr by nnm
January 18, 20205 yr What I want to know is at what point did they take the sample to make the smell from? freshly showered and shaved? full grown bush after a 10 mile bike ride in the summer in Houston? Aunt Flo in town? after a full night of her boyfriend driving the meat bus into tuna town? the possibilities are endless
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