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Don’t the kids eat ass now? When is that candle coming out.

What I want to know is at what point did they take the sample to make the smell from?
freshly showered and shaved?
full grown bush after a 10 mile bike ride in the summer in Houston?
Aunt Flo in town?
after a full night of her boyfriend driving the meat bus into tuna town?
the possibilities are endless


A full line of marketing possibilities...spring fresh, summer humidity, etc

What about a ‘yeast infection’ line? In
5 hours ago, Sleepygrad said:

 


A full line of marketing possibilities...spring fresh, summer humidity, etc

What about a ‘yeast infection’ line? In

 

Or the Cum Dumpster special?

The funny thing is she isn’t all that special. But for some damn reason I have liked her since she did Flesh and Bone. 

On 1/18/2020 at 10:59 AM, blacklab said:

What I want to know is at what point did they take the sample to make the smell from?

freshly showered and shaved?

full grown bush after a 10 mile bike ride in the summer in Houston?

Aunt Flo in town?

after a full night of her boyfriend driving the meat bus into tuna town?

the possibilities are endless

Back when she was married to Chris Martin. It's got double the pussy smell.

On 1/18/2020 at 10:59 AM, blacklab said:

What I want to know is at what point did they take the sample to make the smell from?

freshly showered and shaved?

full grown bush after a 10 mile bike ride in the summer in Houston?

Aunt Flo in town?

after a full night of her boyfriend driving the meat bus into tuna town?

the possibilities are endless

I have my doubts about Gwyneth being shaved. 

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