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2:05pm  CBS

Chiefs -10

O/U 51.5

Winner gets a home against against the Titans. 

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Oh come on Texans. Nothing would be more fun than the Oilers and the Texans in Houston for the right to go to the Super Bowl. 

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh come on Texans. Nothing would be more fun than the Oilers and the Texans in Houston for the right to go to the Super Bowl. 

My inner child, still in his Earl Campbell jersey, needs this and needs Houston to win it.

Can’t we just reply in the Texans thread?

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2 hours ago, Pasken said:

Can’t we just reply in the Texans thread?

Why? I'm not a Texans fan and not going into their threads. That's for Texans fans.

Since moving to the Houston area, I’ve been a Texans fan (gotta root for your hometown team, etc., etc.). I’ve never despised a coach as much as BOB.  I hate being that guy that roots for his team to lose to get a coaching change, but here we are. 

This game is going to be an competition between Deshaun's Superman and BOB's total suckage as a coach compared to Reid.

58 minutes ago, nnm said:

Since moving to the Houston area, I’ve been a Texans fan (gotta root for your hometown team, etc., etc.). I’ve never despised a coach as much as BOB.  I hate being that guy that roots for his team to lose to get a coaching change, but here we are. 

He won't get fired even if the Texans get destroyed today 

Just saw on the news where the “Traveling Texans” took over KC’s Union Station and did a bunch of hootin and hollerin. Something about that seems familiar.....

All I have to say is...”and the home of the CHIEFS”! Should be a cold and wet one, I think our record of being a terrible home playoff game team turns around today. The chiefs looked good when they played in the snow a few weeks ago!

Andy Reid has like some ridiculously good record coming off a bye week. Dunno about ATS, but straight up its not the best circumstance.

Andy Reid has like some ridiculously good record coming off a bye week. Dunno about ATS, but straight up its not the best circumstance.
Yeah but unlike regular season byes, they only had a week to prepare after knowing who the opponent was going to be. So the stat shouldn't be quite as relevant. I hope.
49 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Just saw on the news where the “Traveling Texans” took over KC’s Union Station and did a bunch of hootin and hollerin. Something about that seems familiar.....

probably had midnight yell practice too...

1 minute ago, Iceman said:

probably had midnight yell practice too...

I don’t think any members of the “Traveling Texans” stay up past 9pm. 

I will posit if the Texans win today, next week's game should not just be for the SB berth.

Play for the Oilers' records and colors to come back to their rightful home.

Now that would be some 'must see' TV.

 

Oh Texarch you crying little bitch.  LOlz.  aggy as fuck.

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Texans have doubled their chances of winning the Super Bowl (per FPI) after yesterday's games.

 

I think the Texans will win

10 hours ago, Js1 said:

Oh come on Texans. Nothing would be more fun than the Oilers and the Texans in Houston for the right to go to the Super Bowl. 

Nothing?  You can't think of anything that would be more fun than that?

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Dude they’re on the verge of going to AFC champ game. Having said that I give them very little chance to win in KC versus Reid and Mahomes. 

Yeah can you imagine the Texans winning in KC against Reid and Mahomes? 
 

https://www.espn.com/nfl/game/_/gameId/401128119

KC baby.

Fuck Houston.

Near freezing temps, we got this.

TechN9ne vs. SCU

Box Chevys vs Slabs

 

*Mahomey 23

*My dear Watson 17

12 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

CBS execs are shitting themselves at the prospect of a Titans at Texans AFC championship game.

Will they put the AFC championship game at 2pm on Saturday as is their disrespectful tradition with Texans home playoff games?

Wait doesn't conventional wisdom about Andy Reid and the KC Chiefs say they're historically playoff chokers?

5 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

In the playoffs off a bye week for KC?  No. Care to make a wager you smarmy little cocksucker?

How is that smarmy and how are you oblivious to the prior result in KC?

5 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Wait doesn't conventional wisdom about Andy Reid and the KC Chiefs say they're historically playoff chokers?

Seriously.

Andy Reid is 12-14 in the playoffs and 2-5 at KC.

But it's unpossible that they lose a playoff game at home against a team that already beat them at home this season.

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Seriously.

Andy Reid is 12-14 in the playoffs and 2-5 at KC.

But it's unpossible that they lose a playoff game at home against a team that already beat them at home this season.

Smarmy cock sucker!!!!

Is there any possibility of bringing back the Oilers name? Or was/is there some legalese bullshit that prevents that from happening?

3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

He won't get fired even if the Texans get destroyed today 

Agreed. Doesn’t make me like him any more. 

Out in Vegas today.  JFC I have never seen so many grown drunk ass men in NFL jerseys out here.  Douchebag quotient this weekend has been met.

Torn about this game, don't think the Texans win.  If the Texans do win I do not want them to get beat at home by the Titans.  I hate BoB and he is the only reason I am thinking this way.

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1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

CBS execs are shitting themselves at the prospect of a Titans at Texans AFC championship game.

I already described how to juice it up a bit...

I’m not oblivious to it. I suppose if Green Bay wins today they’re gonna get beat 30-8 again in SF?  I just don’t think a Week 6 regular season game has any bearing on this game and obviously Vegas agrees. 
Perhaps you want to make a wager as well. Y’all let me know. 
What pts/odds are you offering?

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45 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Let's go Texans! Time to finally win a game that matters!

That's why BOB will find some way to F#*k it up....

5 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

What pts/odds are you offering?

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Don’t make wagers with obvious unstable people 

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48 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Seriously.

Andy Reid is 12-14 in the playoffs and 2-5 at KC.

But it's unpossible that they lose a playoff game at home against a team that already beat them at home this season.

If you are going to bring up the playoff record of Reid, what is the playoff record of Bill O'Brien? If people bring up past choke jobs for KC and Reid, how about that the texans have never won a divisional round game in the history of their franchise that includes their Oilers games? The term Choke City comes from the Oilers teams. All that on both sides means nothing today. For one, Watson was not the QB for those teams and Mahomes was not either. This is a new era for both teams. To include what Reid did with Alex Smith means nothing now or what the Texans did with whatever spare QB they were running out there means nothing. I have seen people bring up KC beating Houston 30-0 in 2015 playoffs. Like what the hell does that have to do with now? Both have different teams now, especially at QB.

 

Choke city is actually a Rockets term but the Oilers earned it as well during the warren moon era.   And i agree that playoff records by coaches mean little.  Most coaches, even HOF types, have poor playoff records.  There are so few games so being .500 in the playoffs is outstanding over a long career. Coaches like Belichick or Lombardi are the extreme examples.

Line is 10. I predicted Texans would cover. So something inside of that. 
Straight up how much? Money line for KC is -520.

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-520?   I’m seeing -460 Kansas City.   Texans +365.   I might have to put some money in my 5dimes account to bet the Texans at that.

Let me get you straight - you’re willing to bet me on the outcome of this game straight up?
Sure. I lay a hundred and you lay four hundred.

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lol big section of this dual threat QB preview on ESPN about Lamar Jackson

I’ve been wrong with literally every bet I’ve made this postseason (not even an over exaggerating. I wish it was), and I’m going KC -10. So if you want to make some money today and fade me, you’ll go Texans +10. Just trying to help out, and be a contributing member of society lol

Sean Payton on Patrick Mahommes: "the ceiling's the limit for him"

woe

36 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

If you are going to bring up the playoff record of Reid, what is the playoff record of Bill O'Brien? If people bring up past choke jobs for KC and Reid, how about that the texans have never won a divisional round game in the history of their franchise that includes their Oilers games? The term Choke City comes from the Oilers teams. All that on both sides means nothing today. For one, Watson was not the QB for those teams and Mahomes was not either. This is a new era for both teams. To include what Reid did with Alex Smith means nothing now or what the Texans did with whatever spare QB they were running out there means nothing. I have seen people bring up KC beating Houston 30-0 in 2015 playoffs. Like what the hell does that have to do with now? Both have different teams now, especially at QB.

 

The comparison of coaches' records is relevant.  The difference is that pundits are acting like one of these losers simply can't lose.

The comparison to the Choke City Oilers would be relevant if Warren Moon and Ernest Givens were playing today.  I don't expect them to.

Look, I'm not saying Houston should be favored.  But acting as if they shouldn't even suit up is dumb as hell.  The Titans didn't have a chance last night, either.  Etc.

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We have to pray quietly and light candles that BoB and Romeo put together better game plans to catch KC by surprise than what Reid has cooked up. Nothing would surprise me with this game,  blowout either way or a competitive game. 

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