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Fourth and two. They needed that first down. That and a quick TD and their down two scores with five minutes left. Watson just gave up. 

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BoB seems like Houston's version of Jason Garrett. He isn't going to get it done. You have to pull the trigger and move on. 

3 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

McNair family ain’t gonna fire BOB

He should be.

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

I don't watch a lot of Houston games, but from what I've seen, Watson isn't in the Top 10 of problems the team has.  He's been chased around a shit ton today and has had a lot of drops.  

Watson is the only reason the offense scores points. and none of it is on schedule or by design - it's entirely heroics by him that scores at all on this piss poor BoB offense.

Plus he has to sacrifice his body constantly to do it. 

Fuck BoB

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

KC defense isn’t that great so I still don’t see them winning it all. Great comeback today though. 

Who needs a defense against BoB?

Outscored 51-7 since the 1st qtr ended. 

Unreal. 

Just now, mdmost said:

BoB seems like Houston's version of Jason Garrett. He isn't going to get it done. You have to pull the trigger and move on. 

yeah the leadership on this team is so incompetent they made him GM as well as the HC and OC.

6 minutes ago, sidis said:

 

 

I have no idea who you are but damn dude, you may want to step away for a while. Hope no one took you up on that shit. Hard to believe you live in greenspoint because any houstonian would know better than to post shit this incredibly dumb. 

Clearly you're not familiar with his work. He's always this dumb. 

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Houston finally forced a punt after 8 straight scoring drives. Clap clap clap

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Who needs a defense against BoB?

I meant to win the Super Bowl not beat choke job bob.

Jesus I could have watched the Downton Abby movie instead of this 

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

BoB seems like Houston's version of Jason Garrett. He isn't going to get it done. You have to pull the trigger and move on. 

Now that you mention it, BoB is sort of a bump on a log - just like Garrett. Hou definitely needs to move on. There are some really good coaches out there. We should know, we passed on several

5dimes is already taking bets KC -7.5 v Tennessee 

I’d rather not make the playoffs and have draft picks than watch us take a huge dick up the ass prison style on national television. Fucking mortgaged the future away for this shit is fucking hilarious. How depressing, good thing I stopped giving a fuck after the oilers left. I feel sorry for you guys who jumped into the deep end with the Texans. 

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

Jesus I could have watched the Downton Abby movie instead of this 

usually I skip the painful start from Texans games then tune in to see if Watson will hero-ball them into victory.

This time I watched from the beginning, should've turned it off after the 1st Q lol

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

BoB seems like Houston's version of Jason Garrett. He isn't going to get it done. You have to pull the trigger and move on. 

BoB is Jason Garrett with arrogance and condescension.  

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Houston finally forced a punt after 8 straight scoring drives. Clap clap clap

It’s just all about winning the time of possession battle 

Just now, Zavala said:

usually I skip the painful start from Texans games then tune in to see if Watson will hero-ball them into victory.

This time I watched from the beginning, should've turned it off after the 1st Q lol

Word 

10 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

 

He's one of 'em. They'd have another fourteen points with a top qb. That would have taken away offensive time from KC, so subtract 7 from their total. You got a real game.

And that's why KC will struggle next week with Henry.  They better knock him out of the fucking game or they're gonna have a real hard time winning that game.

10 minutes ago, Zavala said:

dude it wasn't his fault, he shouldn't have been the holder, especially right after having to QB sneak it in

 

I despise the Cowboys like no other team in the NFL except the fucking cheaters.  That is painful to watch, fuck.

Just now, Iceman said:

BoB is Jason Garrett with arrogance and condescension.  

So he’s Tom Herman?

This is worse than ‘93  in that Buffalo outscored Houston 35-3 after being down 35-3. KC outscored Houston 51-7 wtf

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’d rather not make the playoffs and have draft picks than watch us take a huge dick up the ass prison style on national television. Fucking mortgaged the future away for this shit is fucking hilarious. How depressing, good thing I stopped giving a fuck after the oilers left. I feel sorry for you guys who jumped into the deep end with the Texans. 

Yeah the best part is with this "success" a win in the post season - BoB gets to keep his job. He probably won't hire a real OC, he will probably keep ancient RC on, and they will continue to fuck Watson and Hopkins out of their hall of fame careers unless they can escape and go to a real football team.

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

5dimes is already taking bets KC -7.5 v Tennessee 

Nantz and romo busy talking up the titans now though. Gotta get eyeballs next week. 

Houston gonna Houston 

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’d rather not make the playoffs and have draft picks than watch us take a huge dick up the ass prison style on national television. Fucking mortgaged the future away for this shit is fucking hilarious. How depressing, good thing I stopped giving a fuck after the oilers left. I feel sorry for you guys who jumped into the deep end with the Texans. 

I rather enjoyed watching you take a huge dick up the ass. /nohomo

Texans took a 24-0 lead, then went full

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Houston fans were all worried about the slow starts all season and how they couldn't afford to do it today because KC could get too far ahead too early. 

Good news is that didn't happen. 

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Nantz and romo busy talking up the titans now though. Gotta get eyeballs next week. 

As a fan who casually gives a fuck, the Titans are remotely interesting. Tannehill, Henry, the defense...

Not sure Ive ever seen a line on next weeks game when one of the teams is still playing:

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Houston would be a 6-10 team without Watson. This Bill O Brien + Crennel combo is wasting his talents

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I’d rather not make the playoffs and have draft picks than watch us take a huge dick up the ass prison style on national television. Fucking mortgaged the future away for this shit is fucking hilarious. How depressing, good thing I stopped giving a fuck after the oilers left. I feel sorry for you guys who jumped into the deep end with the Texans. 

What did they get back for Clowney?

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nantz and romo busy talking up the titans now though. Gotta get eyeballs next week. 

Thats the job.

What are they supposed to say - ahh it's going to be a shitty game everybody knows whats going to happen fuck off and find something to do next weekend fans

Houston’s next coach will be Ding OhDangle 

Just now, Beau Vine said:

What did they get back for Clowney?

Ham sandwich and a bag of footballs 

Just now, Beau Vine said:

What did they get back for Clowney?

I think Tunsil somehow.

He traded away their future draft picks as well as Clowney.

I was fine with getting rid of Clowney, but damn this team needs defensive backs BAD and they never really made any serious moves there. Hargreaves is good but the safeties are ass.

Just now, 6th Street said:

Ham sandwich and a bag of footballs 

Can ham sandwich catch a slightly highly-thrown football?

3 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

I rather enjoyed watching you take a huge dick up the ass. /nohomo

Good thing I’m not a Texans fan 

Just now, 6th Street said:

Ham sandwich and a bag of footballs 

By the looks of it we had Ham Sandwich covering Kelce all afternoon. 

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Pretty weak of Mathieu to avoid hitting Watson right there. 

Lol he stopped in front of him like it was training camp. The day before lsu/Clemson. 

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Pretty weak of Mathieu to avoid hitting Watson right there. 

I know. He should be fined.  

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

What did they get back for Clowney?

You’d have to ask a Texan die hard. Whatever it was it wasn’t worth what I just watched because it didn’t help.

3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Ham sandwich and a bag of footballs 

Mama Cass thought it was a good deal 

3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Ham sandwich and a bag of footballs 

holy shit your right

The Houston Texans acquired OLB Jacob Martin and OLB Barkevious Mingo via a trade with the Seattle Seahawks

The ticket prices of a Tennessee/Houston AFC Championship game would've been astronomical. It appeared after a 24-0 start that's what we were primed to be watching next Sunday. It's unbelievable how the wheels fell off with Houston surrendering 40 some unanswered points.

At the top of the Texans list of changes for the 2020 season should be “don’t suck in the second round of the playoffs” 

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