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1 minute ago, immamac said:

The Aggy of NFL. It's possible. 

Coming from an aggy 

oops.  

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

No fucking team is scoring 3 tds and converting 3 2pt conversions in a row

 

its never been done in nfl history

It still doesn't make it a 4 possession game.

Unlikely as fuck?  of course, but not impossible.  Something akin to scoring 21 points in one first quarter in 298 games or whatever.

Finally a good thing that went our way

1 minute ago, Pasken said:

They are not going to get 3 8s in a row douche.

Fuck you.

It's not a 4 possession game.

Do the maths. idgit.

So, AFC Championship game in Houston or the second biggest playoff choke in Houston history.

Just now, Lat22 said:

So, AFC Championship game in Houston or the second biggest playoff choke in Houston history.

Such is life !

Just now, NowThis said:

it'll be 24-14 at half

Probably.  

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That doesn't change the technical fact that it's a 3 score game.  
True but it's 3 scores, plus 3 more semi scores. Very daunting task to do.

Texans just have to punch right back. KC will find their stride. 

Hey guys see what happens when you catch a ball!? Let’s fucking go!

Ok, now it's time to see how we respond, which team showed up today?

that 26 Damien Williams looks like a 4.3.runner. Damn. KC has some burners with Hill and #17 guy too.

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Just now, NowThis said:

it'll be 24-14 at half

Texans get 2 more possessions this half

 

theyll have at least 27 points

Boy these KC faggots sure celebrate a lot down 3 TDs at home 

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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
3 minutes ago, SDG said:
That doesn't change the technical fact that it's a 3 score game.  

True but it's 3 scores, plus 3 more semi scores. Very daunting task to do.

Yeah; I don't think it's possible but that's not what's being debated.  

Just now, Vic Mackey said:
3 minutes ago, SDG said:
That doesn't change the technical fact that it's a 3 score game.  

True but it's 3 scores, plus 3 more semi scores. Very daunting task to do.

There are 40 minutes left in the fucking game. What are y'all blathering on about. 

I should be enjoying this start for Houston but images from the past keep coming up.

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Answer with a TD Texans.  Suck the life out of the crowd.

Just now, NowThis said:

that 26 Damien Williams looks like a 4.3.runner. Damn.

Made out of glass though...  didn't do shit this year.

7 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Take the points and go to a 4 possession game. 

Technically still a 3 possession game, but yes. You take the points.

Panic!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaahhhhhh

1 hour ago, immamac said:

The Aggy of NFL. It's possible. 

I don't care if you're the admin -- it's amazingly cunty to post this stuff during a game like this.

If a Houston fan did this during a Cowboys playoff game, y'all would lose your damned minds.

7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

No fucking team is scoring 3 tds and converting 3 2pt conversions in a row

 

its never been done in nfl history

Please cut off your fingers.

31 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

This game is over

Far from it

Just now, TexArcher said:

I don't care if you're the admin -- it's amazingly cunty to post this stuff during a game like this.

If a Houston fan did this during a Cowboys playoff game, y'all would lose your damned minds.

Except hes not wrong

 

and the cowboys arent the aggy of the nfl, the texans are

let up and went for 3 and the whole fucking team let up, should have challenged the spot to start with, they were 2 inches from the line not a damn yard 

BOB moronically kicks on that fourth and short and Reid upstages him in gutlessness by failing to for two. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I don't care if you're the admin -- it's amazingly cunty to post this stuff during a game like this.

If a Houston fan did this during a Cowboys playoff game, y'all would lose your damned minds.

Whoa whoa whoa. Let's not get ridiculous with these hypotheticals. 

clark hunt lol. what a pimp

Like a boss. Like THE boss.
8 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I bet some sad KC fan scraped together all he had and maxed out his credit card for this huge game wanting to end it all right about now.

not so fast, my friend.  

chiefs will win this one easily.  I’m seeing something like 38-24

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I don't care if you're the admin -- it's amazingly cunty to post this stuff during a game like this.

If a Houston fan did this during a Cowboys playoff game, y'all would lose your damned minds.

You have the sense of humor of an Aggy. 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I don't care if you're the admin -- it's amazingly cunty to post this stuff during a game like this.

If a Houston fan did this during a Cowboys playoff game, y'all would lose your damned minds.

"Forget it, Arch. It's Dallas aggy town."

 

 

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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

The only thing that's sure is the O/U is blown. So much time for points to be scored. 

Not if you have the over. 

Folks getting all sensitive up in here 

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