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And now we have Aaron Rodgers promoting Qanon conspiracies on ESPN. I'm sure Disney is thrilled Rogers is attacking one of their top stars.

 

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  • Don't get the self-righteousness about Rodgers not being vaccinated. He wasn't advising others to not be vaccinated. He made a personal decision based on his own health risks. Then he got Covid and gu

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    Making fun of someone for believing in UFOs or clowning him for being antivax even though he received the Covid shots is different than claiming someone was on a private plane with Jeffrey Epstein. Th

  • He was one of the few smart enough not get to jabbed.  Good for him.  

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Dumb cunt Aaron Rodgers spewing loony conspiracy theories on ESPN while McAfee and AJ Hawk giggle like little girls is something, great job ESPN!

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Jimmy Kimmel is upset someone is tarnishing his name? Lmao. How rich.

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31 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Jimmy Kimmel is upset someone is tarnishing his name? Lmao. How rich.

Yes, Jimmy Kimmel is upset for publically being accused of child molestation, as most normal people would be. I'm not sure I understand why that is funny or rich. 

28 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Yes, Jimmy Kimmel is upset for publically being accused of child molestation, as most normal people would be. I'm not sure I understand why that is funny or rich. 

Kimmel spent years going after Rodgers. So when Rodgers fires back, now it's some huge deal? Sure thing. 

 

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27 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Yes, Jimmy Kimmel is upset for publically being accused of child molestation, as most normal people would be. I'm not sure I understand why that is funny or rich. 

Can you show Rogers accusing Kimmel of child molestation? 

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2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Kimmel spent years going after Rodgers. So when Rodgers fires back, now it's some huge deal? Sure thing. 

 

Making fun of someone for believing in UFOs or clowning him for being antivax even though he received the Covid shots is different than claiming someone was on a private plane with Jeffrey Epstein. That’s not “firing back”

4 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Making fun of someone for believing in UFOs or clowning him for being antivax even though he received the Covid shots is different than claiming someone was on a private plane with Jeffrey Epstein. That’s not “firing back”

I'm missing something here, did Rogers say Kimmel was on the plane? 

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10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Kimmel spent years going after Rodgers. So when Rodgers fires back, now it's some huge deal? Sure thing. 

 

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13 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Can you show Rogers accusing Kimmel of child molestation? 

 

5 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

I'm missing something here, did Rogers say Kimmel was on the plane? 

Are you being obtuse on purpose or did you not see the video?

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 Fuck Aaron Rodgers.

Fuck Jimmy Kimmel.

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1 minute ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

 

Are you being obtuse on purpose

Depending who's on the list could make Kimmel look like a fucking retard, no way Rogers is hoping for that I guess.

19 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Depending who's on the list could make Kimmel look like a fucking retard, no way Rogers is hoping for that I guess.

Are you commenting on this not knowing what the fuck you're talking about or what was said by either party?

10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Are you commenting on this not knowing what the fuck you're talking about or what was said by either party?

He's like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie.

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Rodgers has always been a huge cunt, 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Jimmy Kimmel is upset someone is tarnishing his name? Lmao. How rich.

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21 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Rodgers has always been a huge cunt, 

No, Rogers is an asshole. Kimmel is a pussy. We need one of the dicks from Team America to fuck them both and make the world right again.

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I clicked on this thread out of curiosity. Not sure why I do most of the stupid shit I do, but whatever. Anyway, in reading this page and seeing the vitriol for two unimpressive celebrities, I assume this is a left vs. right thing. What's bizarre is that any self-respecting longhorn fan would ever defend Aaron Rogers on much of anything. And with Jimmy Kimmel, it's a sign of how far the collective intellect of this country has fallen when the least funny imbecile from The Man Show and Crank Yankers is taken seriously as a political commentator. 

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I clicked on this thread out of curiosity. Not sure why I do most of the stupid shit I do, but whatever. Anyway, in reading this page and seeing the vitriol for two unimpressive celebrities, I assume this is a left vs. right thing. What's bizarre is that any self-respecting longhorn fan would ever defend Aaron Rogers on much of anything. And with Jimmy Kimmel, it's a sign of how far the collective intellect of this country has fallen when the least funny imbecile from The Man Show and Crank Yankers is taken seriously as a political commentator. 

It's also about who's more valuable to Disney.

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It's not really left vs right because Aaron Rodgers is insane.  Pick any nutjob conspiracy theory and he believes in it with all of his heart.

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3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It's not really left vs right because Aaron Rodgers is insane.  Pick any nutjob conspiracy theory and he believes in it with all of his heart.

Bro actually believed Cal should have been in Rose Bowl over Texas....that's crazy as fuck.

Aaron Rodgers throws stones left and right yet he gets his panties in a twist for  being called gay.

A lot of dudes take their live-in male assistant to a Justin Bieber concert and have a messy split, followed up by a string of very public relationships with famous women who all break up with him. 

5 minutes ago, MrBig said:

A lot of dudes take their live-in male assistant to a Justin Bieber concert and have a messy split, followed up by a string of very public relationships with famous women who all break up with him. 

 

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Erin needs to get back with stable, grounded chick Shailene Woodley to get himself back on track.

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Are you commenting on this not knowing what the fuck you're talking about or what was said by either party?

of course, are you new to Surly?

I'm pissed he got to bang Olivia Munn for several years, full wheelhouse. Rodgers is a nutter, but the stuff he's peddling is mainstream CR bs these days, so it is political to a large degree. I think Kimmel is pretty funny but have no real interest in following his show. I assume like every late night comedian he's had plenty of fodder with the former president, so again, clearly CR and political in this dispute. Fuck Rodgers, I hadn't really cared enough to follow his talking points, I recall he got cleared to take peyote or some shit in the desert to decide whether to return or retire. Weird, but whatever, I didn't really care. Then he ripped on Kelce for being in a vaccine commercial, that's all I need to know that he's a fucking moron and a CR personality.

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I'm pissed he got to bang Olivia Munn for several years, full wheelhouse.

She hinted in an interview that he was horrible in bed and said it made sense later when she found evidence he was gay.

I’d like to see his reaction if she ever said this about him publicly instead of just alluding to it without directly naming him.

56 minutes ago, Minute Bull said:

Erin needs to get back with stable, grounded chick Shailene Woodley to get himself back on track.

Or very hetero, not closeted Danica Patrick.

Mulaney told us that he was nervous as shit at first when he began dating Olivia Munn because she had been with this big, strapping jock.  In the end, she confirmed that John is much more of a alpha male and better in bed than Aaron ever would be.  Which would explain why so many beta snowflakes worship Rodgers.  OF course, John was high as fuck when he told this story so maybe it's not true.  

I don;t think this is terribly political.  That we're debating whether or not Jimmy Kimmel was involved on Epstein's island is pretty telling considering two former U.S. Presidents were involved and nobody is remotely surprised by that part of the narrative.  

I don't think Kimmel is that funny.  I think he does all that political material to cozy up to his Hollywood friends so they'll come and do his show.  Maybe he believes it, maybe he doesn't.  Who gives a shit?  If he's a pedophile, burn him alive.  If he's not, sue the fuck outta Aaron and laugh all the way to the bank.  And I don't think Aaron is particularly political the other way either.  I think he just thinks he suffers from "I'm the smartest guy here and if I say something dumb, it's because they're all too dumb to realize my genius."  It's a totally normal human response, we're all guilty of it from time to time.  We just don't appear on national television every week to spout off about it.  

If anybody had "Aaron Rodgers versus JImmy Kimmel" on their Epstein 2024 bingo card, you've already won the year.  Take the next 51 weeks off, you've earned it.

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Indifferent about Kimmel but always enjoyed watching Rodgers play, didn't Kimmel keep his paying his staff during the Covid? 

There hasn’t been another great late night guy since Conan came along. They all suck. Kimmel just hopes everyone forgets about The Man Show so he can keep going to Hollywood parties.

AR is a nut.

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Jimmy Kimmel is upset someone is tarnishing his name? Lmao. How rich.

No shit, this dude makes up shit on anyone he disagrees with and acts all tough when someone does the same shit to him. Kimmel is a racist sexist stupid piece of shit.

6 hours ago, kevwun said:

It's not really left vs right because Aaron Rodgers is insane.  Pick any nutjob conspiracy theory and he believes in it with all of his heart.

He'd fit in well here.

8 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

No shit, this dude makes up shit on anyone he disagrees with and acts all tough when someone does the same shit to him. Kimmel is a racist sexist stupid piece of shit.

Present your work.

2 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

I expected as much.

What would it matter, it is obvious you are too stupid to accept it anyway.

John Mueller had the opportunity to stick a beef rib straight through this demon's heart but didn't. Aaron is still upset about it.

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4 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

I expected as much.

He made up the fact that Cal deserved to go to the Rose Bowl instead of Texas.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

What would it matter, it is obvious you are too stupid to accept it anyway.

Obviously. I must be a fucking idiot if I don't know how Jimmy Kimmel will "shit on anyone he disagrees with and acts all tough when someone does the same shit to him. Kimmel is a racist sexist stupid piece of shit." It just goes without saying.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

He made up the fact that Cal deserved to go to the Rose Bowl instead of Texas.

Don't do this dipshit's work for him!

It went away for many years in this country, thankfully.  But it's making a massive resurgence.  People who tout, "Hey, I just tell it like it is.  If people don't like it, that's on them.  I just call it like I see it."  People like Aaron Rodgers.  And invariably, everything they said before and after that proclamation is absolute bullshit.  But he could probably become a U.S. Senator later this year so what the fuck do we know?  

Please take this back to the CR. I'm sure there's already an echo chamber thread there where y'all can continue this stimulating conversation

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

And with Jimmy Kimmel, it's a sign of how far the collective intellect of this country has fallen when the least funny imbecile from The Man Show and Crank Yankers is taken seriously as a political commentator. 

Wasn't Rogan on the second iteration of The Man Show?

Most overrated player in NFL history 

1 hour ago, HRSchenker said:

John Mueller had the opportunity to stick a beef rib straight through this demon's heart but didn't. Aaron is still upset about it.

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He didn’t because he decided it was too taxing

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1 hour ago, TotallyLegit said:

Please take this back to the CR. I'm sure there's already an echo chamber thread there where y'all can continue this stimulating conversation

Why would this story belong on a politics board? It's about a famous football player who is in the news for accusing a well-known comedian of being a pedophile. I don't see anything political about it. Unless you can point me to a post where someone discussed negotiations on the federal budget. Or did I miss a discussion about local zoning ordinances? I mean those would be political discussions.

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