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  • Don't get the self-righteousness about Rodgers not being vaccinated. He wasn't advising others to not be vaccinated. He made a personal decision based on his own health risks. Then he got Covid and gu

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    Making fun of someone for believing in UFOs or clowning him for being antivax even though he received the Covid shots is different than claiming someone was on a private plane with Jeffrey Epstein. Th

  • He was one of the few smart enough not get to jabbed.  Good for him.  

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5 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


What’s a dirty secret here? His contracts have always been public like every other player. It’s always been known he takes less to help pay for more talent around him.

Well, the talking heads spend so much time sucking his talent dick, they often don’t take a moment to acknowledge that his willingness to play for less means his teams have talent to surround him with.

Compare that to the Saints, who had to unload the bank year after year for Brees, then hope a draft class hits big (which it did in 2017).

 

Compared to him leaving?

Ignore him I think he’s retarded or something
On 3/18/2022 at 6:46 AM, Texzilla58 said:


What’s a dirty secret here? His contracts have always been public like every other player. It’s always been known he takes less to help pay for more talent around him.

Looks like Brady took most of his money in signing bonuses, while Peyton made his in salary. So is that how to keep it team friendly and still get paid?

https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/tampa-bay-buccaneers/tom-brady-4619/cash-earnings/

https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/denver-broncos/peyton-manning-5028/cash-earnings/

 

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Peyton and Eli Manning Couldn't Believe Injured Aaron Rodgers Needed to  Leave Game on Cart - Sports Illustrated

 

Mack Brown "strong interest" in becoming AD at Texas (edit - or ASU head  coach) | Hornfans

Earlier than I expected, but I guess we can skip right ahead to the "aaron contemplates his future while licking ayahuasca from a shaman's asshole in a secluded yurt" portion of the annual Rodgers press cycle. I'm sure it will be riveting as always. 

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4 plays.

Only lasted 3 more than Lincoln. 
 

(Stolen from radio show)

I warned him he'd get hurt if he took that shot.

Aaron Rodgers injury: Packers lose first-round pick from trade as Jets QB will miss season with torn Achilles

By Bryan DeArdo       2 mins ago

The Jets have lost Aaron Rodgers for the season, and the quarterback's former team will feel the impact as well. 

Green Bay Packers will also take a big hit after Rodgers suffered a serious injury during the Jets' season-opening win over the Bills. Rodgers will miss the rest of the season with a torn Achilles, meaning the Jets will now send the Packers a 2024 second-round pick instead of a first-round pick, since Rodgers will fail to play in 65% of the Jets' offensive snaps this season, as part of the stipulation in April's trade. New York would have sent the Packers a 2024 first-rounder if Rodgers played in more than 65% of the snaps

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/aaron-rodgers-injury-packers-lose-first-round-pick-from-trade-as-jets-qb-will-miss-season-with-torn-achilles/

19 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Green Bay Packers will also take a big hit after Rodgers suffered a serious injury during the Jets' season-opening win over the Bills.

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Poor Rodgers.

Not, fuck em. He's still getting $75 million from the Jets. He'll be ok.

27 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

meaning the Jets will now send the Packers a 2024 second-round pick instead of a first-round pick, since Rodgers will fail to play in 65% of the Jets' offensive snaps this season

Lulz, they could have set the bar at .0065% of the Jets offensive snaps this season and they still wouldn't have to part with a 1st round pick. 

4 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Thread title should be changed to: Aaron Rodgers Fucked

Aaron Rodgers Not Immune to Injury

That type of injury can take more than a year before a player can return, and can be career enders themselves. He’s already old, so I think that’s it for him. I don’t have any particular love or hate for Rodgers, but that’s a shitty way to end a career, especially after all the preseason hype.

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Rub some ivermectin on it and get back out there!

Have Joe Rogan rub one out.  I mean rub it out.  I mean, rub on it.  Dammit.  I had something for this.  Can you pour sunshine and lysol on a torn achilles?  What about bleach?  Asking for a friend.  

Few injuries are more grueling to rehab than an Achilles. 24 would be doubtful. He’s likely done. He fell into that tackle trying to do a move he used to pull off a few times a game that his 40 year old ass can’t.

I wonder why he didn't get immunized against Achilles tears?

Because to take the needle is to show weakness!   

38 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:


Not, fuck em. He's still getting $75 million from the Jets. He'll be ok.

Does he have the same agent as Jimbo?

Look it’s all good. We know what will happen next…it’s gotta be that way. I looked at available options (that were listed everywhere last night) and I feel like this could work even with that OLine the Jets have. Yes, Boston would implode. I don’t care bc I live in Texas. 

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I presume he will insist on an herbal or natural anesthetic for this surgery?  Maybe an ethanol and poppy slurry?

I guess he didn't eat enough clay or maybe spent too much time in the isolation chamber this past offseason. 

Fuck that guy. Fuck that guy on many levels. He's lucky it wasn't a knee. Fuck that guy.

Sonny Liston was better at fixes.

27 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Look it’s all good. We know what will happen next…it’s gotta be that way. I looked at available options (that were listed everywhere last night) and I feel like this could work even with that OLine the Jets have. Yes, Boston would implode. I don’t care bc I live in Texas. 

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He was honored during the Pats game. Dude looks like he weighs 145 lbs now.

 

Getting lighter and more hair, the typical male aging process.

8 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Fuck that guy. Fuck that guy on many levels. He's lucky it wasn't a knee. Fuck that guy.

Maybe I'm wrong, but from a rehab standpoint, I'd rather tear up my knee than tear my Achilles.

 

7 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

He was honored during the Pats game. Dude looks like he weighs 145 lbs now.

 

Getting lighter and more hair, the typical male aging process.

It would be so fucking funny though if he was like Ok I will be a Jet. I mean why can’t retired QBs that still have gas left in the tank be like hired mercenaries? Just taking their talents to a team like the Jets? It won’t happen but it would make Boston go batshit. 

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Haha fuck that pos.

38 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Look it’s all good. We know what will happen next…it’s gotta be that way. I looked at available options (that were listed everywhere last night) and I feel like this could work even with that OLine the Jets have. Yes, Boston would implode. I don’t care bc I live in Texas. 

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I know Brady kinda sucks now, but I would really enjoy this storyline and hope he could get them into the playoffs for fun. He doesn't need anything else to cement his legacy as the GOAT though.

14 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

He was honored during the Pats game. Dude looks like he weighs 145 lbs now.

 

Getting lighter and more hair, the typical male aging process.

Anyone have the picture of Brady's face through the years? I remember a tweet from a plastic surgeon that pointed out exactly all the work he had in the last 2 decades.

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Maybe I'm wrong, but from a rehab standpoint, I'd rather tear up my knee than tear my Achilles.

 

It's an old comedy bit. So old I forgot who did it. "Well Bob, his neck is bent and his face is on the wrong side of his head, but at least it's not a knee."

4 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

He doesn't need anything else to cement his legacy as the GOAT though.

You sure?

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Maybe I'm wrong, but from a rehab standpoint, I'd rather tear up my knee than tear my Achilles.

 

At one time wasn't an Achilles tear a career ender? My wife blew hers out years ago and the surgery and rehab were a beast. It really effected her jump cuts and catching swing passes out of the back field.

1 minute ago, Classic Rock said:

At one time wasn't an Achilles tear a career ender? My wife blew hers out years ago and the surgery and rehab were a beast. It really effected her jump cuts and catching swing passes out of the back field.

Most definitely. The surgery and rehab is a lot just for a person trying to be able to walk normally and carry things again. Can't imagine the level of work and trust an athlete would have to have.

6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Anyone have the picture of Brady's face through the years? I remember a tweet from a plastic surgeon that pointed out exactly all the work he had in the last 2 decades.

NFL: Photos show Tom Brady looks younger now than 20 years ...

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

NFL: Photos show Tom Brady looks younger now than 20 years ...

Someone should change this to where the first pic is of Bledsoe 

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

I'm sure he'll let Dr Joe Rogan operate, right?

Bet that guy believes real fucking hard in science now that he needs it to save his leg.

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