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As much as I'd love to see it if Khabib vs Ferguson gets cancelled for the 6th?? time due to a fucking world stopping down level pandemic then it's a sign these fuckers aren't ever meant to fight. 

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AXS TV had some previously unaired fights on last night, it was decent fighting but the commentary was the worst I have ever heard 

On 3/21/2020 at 9:46 PM, Bill Brasky said:

AXS TV had some previously unaired fights on last night, it was decent fighting but the commentary was the worst I have ever heard 

I didn't see it but i assume it was not Legacy. Those were good fights and Ron Kruck and Pat Militech are great announcers. I was pissed when the AXS and LFA deal ended, no idea what happened. The Combate or whatever it is called they have showed recently is not good   

Serial dumbass Jon Jones arrested again. I'm so done with this fuck, just go away already.

https://www.koat.com/article/mma-fighter-jon-bones-jones-arrested-for-dwi/31942301#

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Mixed Martial Arts fighter Jon “Bones” Jones was arrested on charges of driving under the influence, negligent use of a firearm and possession of an open counter early Thursday morning.

According to a criminal complaint, officers responded to the area of 3rd Street and Central Avenue just after 1 a.m. in reference to gunshots fired. When they arrived they found Jones inside his vehicle with the engine on. Jones told police he did not know anything about the shots fired.

Officers noticed signs of intoxication and police say Jones admitted to officers that he had been driving earlier and intended to drive now.

Police say Jones consented to a sobriety test and performed poorly on it. Police add that when he was given a Breathalyzer he tested at least twice above the legal limit.

After Jones was arrested police found a black handgun under the driver’s seat and a half-empty bottle of Recuerdo 750ml behind the passenger seat.

Jones was charged with aggravated DWI, negligent use of a firearm and possession of an open container.

This is the fighter’s second DWI and he was arrested last year on battery charges.

He hasn't looked top notch when fighting for a while, only 32. He also probably hasn't taken that much damage, but who knows what CTE effects, anxiety or depression he might be self-medicating.

He's been gifted 2 decisions in a row when he clearly lost. Since he got popped for picograms for the Gustafson 2 fight he's looked like shit ever since. It's getting obvious he's a product of doping. 

Dude is done and will end up In prison or dead. I’m have no sympathy, dude has been given every chance.

Watching the UFC Main Event show for Khabib vs Poirier and holy shit the scenery in Dagestan is crazy.  Looks like another planet 

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Khabib is stuck in Dagestan after being told the fight won't happen in US and he needs to go back to Russia before borders are locked completely. This matchup is officially cursed. 

They're trying to find a name replacement like Gathje possibly. 

26 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

Khabib is stuck in Dagestan after being told the fight won't happen in US and he needs to go back to Russia before borders are locked completely. This matchup is officially cursed. 

They're trying to find a name replacement like Gathje possibly. 

Dana white better get on the phone with trump, who better get on the phone with Putin so they can talk this thing out. 

 

No CR. Just bad jokes 

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This was one fast-ass plea deal. 

 

 

This was one fast-ass plea deal. 
 
 
That's a light-ass sentence for someone with his priors.
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Yeah, that’s fucking nothing. Ain’t what you know... 

Holy shit that was light. And Big John was sure he'd do at least a little time. 

In the end the only color that matters most in this country is green. At this point I was hoping he'd just go away. His fights suck, he's a cheater, he gets gifted wins by just surviving, and he's a complete scumbag. There's nothing interesting about this guy anymore

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Poor attempt. 

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This will always be that moment for me, mainly because of all the build up and shit talking from that TUF series. 

 

On a different note, did i read something that said Tyron Woodley v Colby Covington might take over as main event for the Ferguson v Khabib fight? Definitely not what we’re looking for, but it would be an interesting consolation prize. 

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No fans in Brazil for that shitty card a couple weeks ago was fine, but this is going to be strange. 

 

 

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Better than expected. 

 

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Dana is an idiot. The $80 pay per view model no longer works. He's had the last month to be the exclusive sport on TV indoctrinating millions of sports thirsty men and women. He should have been having 1-2 free events every week. He has a direct line to the White House to call in favors. They've got a tried and used no-audience-venue in their GD offices.

But instead UFC Fightnight Brazil, with the lowest ratings for an ESPN+ event, caused their vision to turtle up. And then to cling to an April 18th pay per view date that seems hella rushed...

So now they are buying a island for them to fight on?! Lol.  

They can't just fight on some random island unless it has a large enough population to have a robust enough hospital to handle any serious injuries that may occur. This is just weird. 

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Gotta appreciate the honesty. 

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Thug Rose is off the card, will be interesting to see her reason. 

On 4/6/2020 at 10:17 PM, Hook1997 said:

So now they are buying a island for them to fight on?! Lol.  

I heard , maybe on Rogan, that it may be on Native American lands somewhere 

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This card will be, the island is for later events. 

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Welp, fuck it all. 

 

 

I just live chatted canceling my non-existent ESPN+ account...

"Hey there, thanks. I just wanted to express to your company and especially to your parent company ABC, how disappointed I am in forcing the UFC to cancel their event. Americans are hungry for something to do and something to root for in this tough times. Instead of doing something for this country, ESPN is bowing to their stock prices and social justice warriors. It's cowardly. No good reason to cancel the event, it is one of the smaller sports where testing and care could have been good enough to mitigate negative consequences for the fighters and media staff.

4 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

I just live chatted canceling my non-existent ESPN+ account...

"Hey there, thanks. I just wanted to express to your company and especially to your parent company ABC, how disappointed I am in forcing the UFC to cancel their event. Americans are hungry for something to do and something to root for in this tough times. Instead of doing something for this country, ESPN is bowing to their stock prices and social justice warriors. It's cowardly. No good reason to cancel the event, it is one of the smaller sports where testing and care could have been good enough to mitigate negative consequences for the fighters and media staff.

 

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This wouldn’t suck. 

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Dana needs to call Trump, Trump needs to call Putin, Putin needs to arrange an Oligarch’ private jet for Khabib.

/no cloakroom 

Should Cerrone be saved for Dan Hardy. Pettis is still fighting well and Cowboy only has a loss or two left in his career?

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Pettis has lost 3 of 4 & 8 of 12, he’s lucky to still be employed. 

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Cowboy has lost 7 of 11, that’s like a Bellator fight. 

Luque v Nico Price could be explosive. 

I don't see how ESPN/Disney gives the green light unless thing get drastically better in 3 weeks but who knows

Nunes fight already off.

Lol...lets see how many more get the boot or if this card even happens also [emoji849]

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The UFC is moving forward with plans to hold three events in Florida within an eight-day period, beginning with UFC 249 on May 9, UFC president Dana White told ESPN on Friday.

White said the UFC also has booked cards for May 13 and May 16. All three cards will take place at the VyStar Veterans Memorial Arena in Jacksonville without a live audience.

Official bouts for the cards on May 13 and 16 are being worked on and will be announced shortly, White said.

https://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/29094417/ufc-schedules-three-fight-cards-led-ufc-249-9-florida-no-fans

dont know if any of yall have a FLO subscription (flowrestling, grappling, etc.) but they have a new documentary that dropped tonight "bad cut" about weight cutting in wrestling and mma.  incredible.  

interesting. I know he’s a gasbag who doesn’t know what he’s talking about, but Stephen A Smith got a lot of shit from the MMA community (including joe Rogan) for essentially saying it looked like Cowboy didn’t want to be out there. 

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I watched that too, fucking weird. Why admit you were fucked ahead of time? 

39 minutes ago, ss13 said:

I watched that too, fucking weird. Why admit you were fucked ahead of time? 

It’s crazy he actually admitted it, but i bet the same thing happened to Eddie Alvarez, and Jose Aldo when they faced mcgregor. That lead up can take a lot out of you.

Connor brings a show and circus with him, if you aren’t prepared for it, it can kill you. From the media events to the prep to the fight, it can truly kill the fun you had in your job.

both title fights made weight thankfully.  

So far the only one i have seen that didn't was Jeremy Stephens 

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