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Reports of SWAT standoff at KXAN. 

This will just open the floodgate on copycats. 

Solid choice to barricade oneself in a concrete dam.  Doesn't get more barricaded than that.  

Iran?  Wouldn't be the first decapitating strike attempt on a Mansfield.

 

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SWAT team might end the standoff the way we did with Noriega, blasting loud, annoying music.  Start with Jayne's Addiction?

Just a used car salesman posing as a secret agent to get laid being shaken down by actual secret agents. 

6 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said:

Just a used car salesman posing as a secret agent to get laid being shaken down by actual secret agents. 

It’s pathetic. 

What a damned fool. Homeland Security gonna waterboard him.

 

 

He was probably just looking for some dam bait and got lost.

44 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Solid choice to barricade oneself in a concrete dam.  Doesn't get more barricaded than that.  

44 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

They are inside the wall?? 

They have train tracks that run inside the dam, so there’s some really large, open areas in there.   

Yeah, well so does your mom

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They have train tracks that run inside the dam, so there’s some really large, open areas in there.   

Little known fact, that underground train under there connects to both the Denver Airport and the Alamo basement.

49 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

They are inside the wall?? 

He's calling from inside the dam!

Interesting this is happening right before's Trump's visit to Austin.  

12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They have train tracks that run inside the dam, so there’s some really large, open areas in there.   

LCRA Flickr page has lots of pictures from when the Dam was being constructed (Mansfield Dam Construction Photos).

Mansfield Dam Tunnels, 1942

"There are over three miles of tunnels inside of Mansfield Dam"

4 minutes ago, Texas007 said:

LCRA Flickr page has lots of pictures from when the Dam was being constructed (Mansfield Dam Construction Photos).

Mansfield Dam Tunnels, 1942

"There are over three miles of tunnels inside of Mansfield Dam"

Potential solution to Austin's homeless situation if you ask me.

Dam if you do....now, you know the rest

20 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Little known fact, that underground train under there connects to both the Denver Airport and the Alamo basement.

You don't think the DOD actually pays $1000 for a hammer do you?

I wondered what the fuck was going on when I heard and saw a bunch of emergency vehicles going down 360.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm here for the Fugitive jokes.

I don't care.

52 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Dude's just trying to cement his place in history.

Heyooooooooo!!!!

There's a protective dyke, Jane Mansfield joke in those tunnels somewhere.  

Get away from the river, don't go near there! /riprobinwilliams

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Withe the Alkaline water Wolverine will probably break out

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What a serious breach in security. Hopefully this doesn't spillover into terrorism concerns and just becomes water under the bridge.

22 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Let's just hope he isn't about to blow the whole dam thing. 

Good God, that is a scary thought.

What’s his Surley ID ???

 

also, the LRCA is damn corrupt 

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