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16 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

2020 - 1990 = 30 years

Liz needs to call up Andrew Yang for MATH

thats what she fucking said, her math is right.

Amy and Pete have sucked tonight in my opinion. At least in the I wanna be the president game. 
 

Pete sounds like a debate robot. Amy sounds like my drunk aunt talking about my loser cousins and her ex husband. 

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She said that she was the only person who had beaten an incumbent Republican "in the last 30 years".

It is 2020. "The last 30 years" is 1990-2020.

Bernie also beat an incumbent Republican in the last 30 years.

Her math was wrong.

 

god damn fuck CNN

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Bernie probably told Liz a woman can't win.

M4A is the best way.  My mom's on it and visiting primary or specialists is very inexpensive, no deductibles. There is slight bit of copay $25/$35, but no coinsurance.

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

She said that she was the only person who had beaten an incumbent Republican "in the last 30 years".

It is 2020. "The last 30 years" is 1990-2020.

Bernie also beat an incumbent Republican in the last 30 years.

Her math was wrong.

i'm not really paying attention, but it sounded more like "the only one in the past 30 years" which she meant as "it's been 30 years since it's happened".

she was right, and so was he, because of the weird way she phrased it.  also because who the f cares.

the dodgers haven't won a world series in 32 years.  32 years ago, they won one.

2 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

god damn fuck CNN

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Sickening...

R's are going to try to use this to create a schism btw Bernie's people and the rest of the party.

 

 

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Just now, henrygandorf said:

i'm not really paying attention, but it sounded more like "the only one in the past 30 years" which she meant as "it's been 30 years since it's happened".

Then she should have actually said that, I guess?

If the "30 years" thing is any indication, Warren and Bernie don't know how to communicate with each other. She seemed genuinely confused about his 1990 win counting for "in the last 30 years" and he had no idea how she missed it. After seeing that between them, it's much easier to see how they could have had a huge misunderstanding about America voting for women.

That’s exactly how my ex and I communicated, hence the ex part. Well that and him sleeping around.
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3 minutes ago, GSU&UT said:

god damn fuck CNN

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CNN hates Bernie more than they hate Trump

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Bernie is the only person on that stage who has tried to hit Biden so far.

Jesus Christ

6 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

She said that she was the only person who had beaten an incumbent Republican "in the last 30 years".

It is 2020. "The last 30 years" is 1990-2020.

Bernie also beat an incumbent Republican in the last 30 years.

Her math was wrong.

 

that was the last time someone on that stage beat an incumbent republican, 30 years ago.  this ain't a hard concept.

 

An insurance town? ROFLMAO

They're just making up some bullshit because he's leading in Iowa, they're SHOOK.
 

9 minutes ago, elfenix said:

thats what she fucking said, her math is right.

She looked like a fucktard having a fit when she should have just let Bernie talk.

She's smart as fuck but holy shit she's a tough pill to swallow.

Thankfully, we're in hard times now so I can swallow the pill.

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Just now, Bruh Man said:

An insurance town? ROFLMAO

My family have been insurance people for generations. My grandfather brought my father down to the insurance mines as a child. My great-grandfather died of paperclip-thumb before OSHA regulations came in.

Just now, tantric superman said:

She looked like a fucktard having a fit when she should have just let Bernie talk.

She's smart as fuck but holy shit she's a tough pill to swallow.

Thankfully, we're in hard times now so I can swallow the pill.

bernie mansplaining how math works wasn't a good look. especially since he showed she was right.

Only Surly can disagree on if 30 years equals 30 years. 

with 0 growth the US will spend 36 trillion dollars on healthcare in the next 10 years. 30 trillion is a fucking saving. get your math out folks.  wheres yang?

Pete disgusts me. Have we confirmed that McKinsey didn't 3D print him somewhere?
 

11 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Amy sounds like my drunk aunt talking about my loser cousins and her ex husband. 

My favorite was when the Klob said that Presidents "need to be competent, and they need to know what they're doing".

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The $37 Trillion for healthcare over 10 years is already funded by premiums to private insurance which brings about copays, co insurance and high deductibles along with terrible exclusions. M4A will divert the existing funding and solve all the nastiness, as it already does for those 65+ like our parents.  The beast already exists, nothing to reinvent, just give it to everyone.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Only Surly can disagree on if 30 years equals 30 years. 

Actually I think they are arguing the definition of “in”.

It totally makes it crystal clear how they both believe what was said and it differs completely. They are BOTH telling the truth in what they understood was said.

3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

bernie mansplaining how math works wasn't a good look. especially since he showed she was right.

And if "Ms. Smarter than you" didn't make the kind of face that you want to slap, it never would have been an issue.

And she needs to stop focusing on identity politics.  And that's what it was when she basically talked about the men not beating an incumbent for 30 years.

You're in Mass., Ms. Einstein.  Nobody gives two shits that you beat a Republican in Mass.

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It totally makes it crystal clear how they both believe what was said and it differs completely. They are BOTH telling the truth in what they understood was said.


Old people, man.
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Just now, burntorangebongos said:

It totally makes it crystal clear how they both believe what was said and it differs completely. They are BOTH telling the truth in what they understood was said.

An old married couple screaming at each other in a diner and everyone else is just smiling with wide eyes saying, "Can you believe this shit? Why are they even mad at each other?"

1 minute ago, tantric superman said:

And if "Ms. Smarter than you" didn't make the kind of face that you want to slap, it never would have been an issue.

Dude, you have issues.

Pete has been totally over coached on cadence and speaking style. He sounds now like a phony.

2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Actually I think they are arguing the definition of “in”.

30 years from today 1/14/20 means 1/15/1990 - 1/14/2020 . So if Bernie beat a R in that time span, he's right.

9 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Sickening...

R's are going to try to use this to create a schism btw Bernie's people and the rest of the party.

 

 

Yep this was a very smart tweet on their part. Already trying to get the pissed off bernie bro Incels to vote for daddy once he loses the primary. 

we're going to create a big new bureaucracy to make sure that a handful of wealthy kids who want to slum it with the poors have to pay tuition!

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

An old married couple screaming at each other in a diner and everyone else is just smiling with wide eyes saying, "Can you believe this shit? Why are they even mad at each other?"

So they can hate fuck each other later cuz it's the only thing that gets 'em hot for each other anymore. eeewww.

Lots of free things gonna get paid for by other people. 

2 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Dude, you have issues.

Yeah, my issue is that she's going to turn off lots of people. 

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

I like how Warren’s point was that Bernie has been winning Senate elections for 30 years, whereas Warren has won two of them, ergo Warren is the one with a winning track record.

P.S. Bernie isn’t a Democrat 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Lots of free things gonna get paid for by other people. 

Well, the corporation and fat cat fuckers have been doing that to us for decades. So it is time to get in their pockets.

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Lots of free things gonna get paid for by other people. 

like schools, first responders, US Army, roads etc.

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

Well, the corporation and fat cat fuckers have been doing that to us for decades. So it is time to get in their pockets.

Get at em.

love how Ron Jr breaks into the boredom with atheism.

Pete has been totally over coached on cadence and speaking style. He sounds now like a phony.

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Just now, NowThis said:

like schools, first responders, US Army, roads etc.

Yeah. We should ring those up to the bill of the billionaires and corporations as well. Why not. 

It would be actually quite a thing to have Bernie (not a D) and Trump (not an R) on the ballot.

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8 minutes ago, NowThis said:

30 years from today 1/14/20 means 1/15/1990 - 1/14/2020 . So if Bernie beat a R in that time span, he's right.

11/6/1990 was election day

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Yeah. We should ring those up to the bill of the billionaires and corporations as well. Why not. 

We already do

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