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can't believe Surly jumped the gun bitching about something. 

9 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

can't believe Surly jumped the gun bitching about something. 

In this case I think we were fully validated.

Also they used this as a smokescreen to hire Bobby fucking Petrino, which is hilarious.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

In this case I think we were fully validated.

Also they used this as a smokescreen to hire Bobby fucking Petrino, which is hilarious.

smokescreen? come on man. lol 

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

In this case I think we were fully validated.

Also they used this as a smokescreen to hire Bobby fucking Petrino, which is hilarious.

No shit, it's like the doctor telling you that you have terminal cancer and then as you start to break down in tear he says, "It's ok, I was just kidding.  It's only syphilis."

Brilliant!

41 minutes ago, Cajun said:

No shit, it's like the doctor telling you that you have terminal cancer and then as you start to break down in tear he says, "It's ok, I was just kidding.  It's only syphilis."

Brilliant!

It really is brilliant. Any program in the world that is going to make a hire that might leave their fans scratching their heads can just float Briles' name out there first. Folks will gasp, then the school makes their "final" decision, wink wink, and everyone breathes again. Art should be charging a fee for the service.

5 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

It really is brilliant. Any program in the world that is going to make a hire that might leave their fans scratching their heads can just float Briles' name out there first. Folks will gasp, then the school makes their "final" decision, wink wink, and everyone breathes again. Art should be charging a fee for the service.

I heard Art Briles is going to be our TE coach.

Bunch of racists up in here.  The feisty sister would out fuck every got damn one of them and have all y'all begging for mercy before she was done with ya.

 

I wouldn't mind putting some sugar in her coffee if you catch my drift 

The 2 on the left would get it all day everyday

The one on the far right has asked to speak to the manager.

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

I wouldn't mind putting some sugar in her coffee if you catch my drift 

A little cream in her coco?

7 hours ago, NowThis said:

4,5,1,2,3,6

1 is way ahead of the other 5.

Your 2 and 3 over your 4 are just wrong. Objectively incorrect. 

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

I wouldn't mind putting some sugar in her coffee if you catch my drift 

 

Missouri State (formerly Southwest Missouri State) is the big state party school for kids who couldn't get into Mizzou.  Think Southwest Texas State prior to them actually starting to try to build some academics.  I probably know 100 grads, 95 of whom should have never wasted the time and money on "college".

7 hours ago, texifornia said:

Third from left. Y'all can have the rest. 

Good, then I can have 4th from the right to myself. 

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17 hours ago, tantric superman said:

Meet the Missouri State "Sugar Bears" Dance Team....

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0,0,0,2,2,6

My rating system, which I believe is much more useful, indicates how many beers I would need to make it work.

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

0,0,0,2,2,6

My rating system, which I believe is much more useful, indicates how many beers I would need to make it work.

0,0,0,0,2,4

I’ll do it for fucking free you pussies. 

0, 0, 0, 0, 2, entire bottle of tequila 

11 minutes ago, Deej said:

0, 0, 0, 0, 2, entire bottle of tequila 

But it’s happened to everyone.  

0,0,0,2,2,6
My rating system, which I believe is much more useful, indicates how many beers I would need to make it work.

And still not a pair of tits between them. They are all men!

Charlie Spoonhour was a pretty good basketball coach.


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6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

How long until Baylor gets tired of losing and brings him back?

11-3 in 2019. They’ll fall off a cliff in 2020, but still. 
AB is 64. Not sure he’ll make it back to P5 football at this point. Thank God. 
Tapefingers, on the other hand ... A couple of losing seasons under whoever they hire to replace Rhule and I can see the rape enablers start the Tapefingers chant. 

23 hours ago, Cajun said:

No shit, it's like the doctor telling you that you have terminal cancer and then as you start to break down in tear he says, "It's ok, I was just kidding.  It's only syphilis."

Brilliant!

Appreciate the old Eddie Murphy reference.

20 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Bunch of racists up in here.  The feisty sister would out fuck every got damn one of them and have all y'all begging for mercy before she was done with ya.

 

Sunshine!

7 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Appreciate the old Eddie Murphy reference.

No, no, that was Herpes Simplex Tayun!

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14 minutes ago, markstanco said:

third to the right will be at 200 pounds by the age of 30. 

Dead on.  You can just see it...

 

5 minutes ago, Cajun said:

No, no, that was Herpes Simplex Tayun!

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No, the one where he first thought he had AIDS.

I don't remember that one.  Tried to Google it, but the PC Police seem to have reimagined Eddie's history.

19 minutes ago, Cajun said:

I don't remember that one.  Tried to Google it, but the PC Police seem to have reimagined Eddie's history.

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Mmmmmmm, now I want an espresso.

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

I don't remember that one.  Tried to Google it, but the PC Police seem to have reimagined Eddie's history.

I recently tried to re-read "Semi-Tough" by Dan Jenkins (originally published 1972).  Ouch.  PC police would fire a nuclear missile from orbit at the first 20 pages.  

On ‎1‎/‎14‎/‎2020 at 10:48 PM, tantric superman said:

Meet the Missouri State "Sugar Bears" Dance Team....

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1,2,3,acne, eczema, anthrax

The AD asked the girls if the prefer to be raped or fall off the back of a motorcycle.  Given the lack of choices Petrino won going away.  

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When did they drop "Southwest?"  Did the other Missouri State directional schools never exist or fold?

Back in college I hooked up with similar to girl on the right. Banging body, but fuck any of my friends seeing her after sunrise. Great lay, banged 3 times between 2a and 9a.

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That would bring a ton of attention to their program. The good/bad publicity theory is front and center here.

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