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  • Of course we're not getting witnesses and of course Trump is getting acquitted.  This was only going to end one way. Schiff was brilliant.  And none of the people who needed to hear it did.

  • DAMN YOU RUSSIA!

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#902
13 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

he looks like he tortures cats

And was mercilessly pick on as a teen - a recurrent theme among <50 Republicans.

#903
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Fired?  More like fired upon.

If he told Pompeo to "take her out," he'd probably be demanding that she be fired.

But how are Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman going to carry out firing the American ambassador?

And if "take her out" doesn't mean firing her, then whatever could it mean?

#904
2 hours ago, Captainant said:

I called Cruz's office a couple of days ago, was treated rudely, and the person taking my call said they didn't even take any notes to pass along. They're all fuckers who'd really rather not deal with the underling class.

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#905
53 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Flag pins on politicians and especially prosecutors have irked me for a long time.  Yes, they are in public service, but they usually have an ulterior motive as well, and it's emblematic of their self-righteousness, which is usually a dangerous thing.

(something about forums and this one in particular make me really bad about it's/its).

I don't trust a politician wearing a flag lapel pin the same way I don't trust a business that has overtly religious symbology hanging up over the cash register.  Based on my own life experience, both of those are big signs to me that they are out to screw me.

#906
4 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

And if "take her out" doesn't mean firing her, then whatever could it mean?

Take her out for a nice seafood dinner, and then never call her again?

#907

How did Dorothy Mantooth get a political appointment?  She's a complete whore.  Or a Saint.  Depends.

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#908
3 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I don't trust a politician wearing a flag lapel pin the same way I don't trust a business that has overtly religious symbology hanging up over the cash register.  Based on my own life experience, both of those are big signs to me that they are out to screw me.

That's a HUGE bingo.  Not kidding, I see some sort of obvious Christian logo on a business, I avoid them like the plague -- it's almost always cover for them being ultra-shitty to their customers.

Hell, there's an overplayed meme about it:

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#910

That meme is awesome. Never seen it before, but I have managed to avoid getting the family chain emails and don't do Facebook so my meme exposure is limited.

I like what she is saying here. It's a little scary to contemplate, but on target:

 

#912
20 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Take her out for a nice seafood dinner, and then never call her again?

Well, she'd be sleeping with the fishes, and you wouldn't want to wake her.

#913
32 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

If he told Pompeo to "take her out," he'd probably be demanding that she be fired.

But how are Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman going to carry out firing the American ambassador?

And if "take her out" doesn't mean firing her, then whatever could it mean?

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#914
18 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Schiff is so, so good.

Some friends of ours are hosting a fundraiser at their house for/with him in a few weeks.  Debating whether $500 is worth a chance to talk to him about this experience.

#915
4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Some friends of ours are hosting a fundraiser at their house for/with him in a few weeks.  Debating whether $500 is worth a chance to talk to him about this experience.

you could probably get Surly posters to fund your ticket, but it's going to come with a list of questions and require proof you asked them...

 

#917
6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Some friends of ours are hosting a fundraiser at their house for/with him in a few weeks.  Debating whether $500 is worth a chance to talk to him about this experience.

Grab the spot, I'll go for you 

#919
13 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

you could probably get Surly posters to fund your ticket, but it's going to come with a list of questions and require proof you asked them...

 

and nudes.

#920



In for $20 so long as you introduce yourself with "I'm from the internet"

#921

i've been in and out today, but it seems like they're heeding my advice on "previous bad acts" or patterns of behavior.

i dig it.

#922
19 minutes ago, Mole said:

Schiff is an American hero.

As luck would have it, I had to do some actual work today.  What did he say?

#924
32 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Some friends of ours are hosting a fundraiser at their house for/with him in a few weeks.  Debating whether $500 is worth a chance to talk to him about this experience.

Sounds like a bargain even if you don't get to talk to him. 

#925
3 hours ago, Captainant said:

I called Cruz's office a couple of days ago, was treated rudely, and the person taking my call said they didn't even take any notes to pass along. They're all fuckers who'd really rather not deal with the underling class.

true blue Texan Ted Cruz probably hasn't stepped foot in Texas since early November.

#926
10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

As luck would have it, I had to do some actual work today.  What did he say?

Also working, just chiming in with a general sentiment.

#930
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

That's a HUGE bingo.  Not kidding, I see some sort of obvious Christian logo on a business, I avoid them like the plague -- it's almost always cover for them being ultra-shitty to their customers.

Hell, there's an overplayed meme about it:

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Add any business created in the last 5 years whose name contains the word "Patriot."

#931
51 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

you could probably get Surly posters to fund your ticket, but it's going to come with a list of questions and require proof you asked them...

 

Or rotate in/out of the fundraiser

#932
24 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Holy shit, I haven't seen Sekulow in a while.  He's easily put on 50+ lbs in the last year.

I don't know many 63 year old dudes with jet black hair.

#933

The ones that infuriate me are the ones who say "we are veteran friendly" with a picture of a soldier. Who's not veteran friendly?! 

#934
Just now, SmokeyTheBear said:

The ones that infuriate me are the ones who say "we are veteran friendly" with a picture of a soldier. Who's not veteran friendly?! 

Yep. A guy in Austin says he's a veteran, veterans are always welcome. I feel like the appeal is to the God Bless our Troops crowd who have never served themselves. I don't imagine a combat veteran getting all misty about a free cup of coffee. Not even a break on the undercoat!

#935
13 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

The ones that infuriate me are the ones who say "we are veteran friendly" with a picture of a soldier. Who's not veteran friendly?! 

If asking the GOP, any liberal owned company.

#937
36 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Or rotate in/out of the fundraiser

Just pass the ticket stub around like the old day movie theaters.

#938
27 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

The ones that infuriate me are the ones who say "we are veteran friendly" with a picture of a soldier. Who's not veteran friendly?! 

Fuckin' A.  The goddamned Capitol Chevrolet ads drive me nuts.  "I'm a veteran, and veterans are always welcome at Capitol Chevrolet!!!"

What, was there some epidemic of car dealers saying "sorry, Sergeant, we don't sell Silverados to your kind?"

#941
9 minutes ago, Amos Moses said:

Careful - @hornian will be along soon to chime in with “F Hondo!”

His Castroville bias is strong, but I'm not sure where he stands on D'Hanis.

#942
1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Some friends of ours are hosting a fundraiser at their house for/with him in a few weeks.  Debating whether $500 is worth a chance to talk to him about this experience.

 

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

you could probably get Surly posters to fund your ticket, but it's going to come with a list of questions and require proof you asked them...

 

I would rather crowdfund @Sbbruin's ticket to a mar-a-lago fundraiser, but it will come with some stipulations...

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#943
1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Some friends of ours are hosting a fundraiser at their house for/with him in a few weeks.  Debating whether $500 is worth a chance to talk to him about this experience.

Sure it is.  Do it!  See you there.

#945
43 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Yep. A guy in Austin says he's a veteran, veterans are always welcome. I feel like the appeal is to the God Bless our Troops crowd who have never served themselves. I don't imagine a combat veteran getting all misty about a free cup of coffee. Not even a break on the undercoat!

Holy shit, I've been secretly cussing that guy every time I heard it for years, thinking I was the only one.  

#946

No Trumpers or Republicans are watching or reading about any of this. None of it matters.

#947
46 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Yep. A guy in Austin says he's a veteran, veterans are always welcome. I feel like the appeal is to the God Bless our Troops crowd who have never served themselves. I don't imagine a combat veteran getting all misty about a free cup of coffee. Not even a break on the undercoat!

 

22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Fuckin' A.  The goddamned Capitol Chevrolet ads drive me nuts.  "I'm a veteran, and veterans are always welcome at Capitol Chevrolet!!!"

What, was there some epidemic of car dealers saying "sorry, Sergeant, we don't sell Silverados to your kind?"

 

2 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Holy shit, I've been secretly cussing that guy every time I heard it for years, thinking I was the only one.  

yeah, me too. i asked my father in law, who is a veteran, what he thought about it and he just rolled his eyes, "f that guy"

goddamn right, you pandering sonuvabitch

#948

Is there anything to stop the Dems from issuing subpoenas to all of those witnesses whom they’d still like to hear from after this trial ends (assuming an acquittal), with the hope of getting someone to testify (assuming Supreme Court hears an appeal)?  Get that?

#949
22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Fuckin' A.  The goddamned Capitol Chevrolet ads drive me nuts.  "I'm a veteran, and veterans are always welcome at Capitol Chevrolet!!!"

What, was there some epidemic of car dealers saying "sorry, Sergeant, we don't sell Silverados to your kind?"

Soldiers were the first casualties in the war on Christmas.

#950
14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

yeah, fuck that guy...but you know it works well on the intended audience.

I gotta admit, I've thought about calling him and saying "you know, I'd really like to buy a sweet new Chevy 4X4, but I'm a peacenik, so too bad for you."

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