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I know a Houston sugar baby...She is about 50 and was smokin' hot in college back in the '90s.

Not so much now, but she knows her limitations and is super smart about her hunting grounds. She hits up the bars of mid-Westheimer steakhouses at lunchtime, not happy hour, because her target is super, super olds who are in bed by 7. J. Howard Marshall types. To those old farts, she might as well be Kate Upton.

She is an attorney by day, by the way, but that's just grocery money for her. (She does relatively mindless shit like doc review.)

She reels in these 80-90-year-old dudes for cash, cars, and even a paid-up condo near the Galleria. Most of these dudes are beyond viagra so all she really has to do is stroke their egos and show them her tittays. She has age-appropriate boyfriends for actual fucking all the while. Not sure if the old geezers know this or care. She really could and should write a book on her skill, or art, or whatever it is. Mrs MaC calls her a geisha girl, and she takes that as a compliment. 

46 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I know a Houston sugar baby...She is about 50 and was smokin' hot in college back in the '90s.

Not so much now, but she knows her limitations and is super smart about her hunting grounds. She hits up the bars of mid-Westheimer steakhouses at lunchtime, not happy hour, because her target is super, super olds who are in bed by 7. J. Howard Marshall types. To those old farts, she might as well be Kate Upton.

She is an attorney by day, by the way, but that's just grocery money for her. (She does relatively mindless shit like doc review.)

She reels in these 80-90-year-old dudes for cash, cars, and even a paid-up condo near the Galleria. Most of these dudes are beyond viagra so all she really has to do is stroke their egos and show them her tittays. She has age-appropriate boyfriends for actual fucking all the while. Not sure if the old geezers know this or care. She really could and should write a book on her skill, or art, or whatever it is. Mrs MaC calls her a geisha girl, and she takes that as a compliment. 

You do know she escorts on the side, right?  As Never Marry a Stripper said, she’s “semi-pro.”

1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I know a Houston sugar baby...She is about 50 and was smokin' hot in college back in the '90s.

Not so much now, but she knows her limitations and is super smart about her hunting grounds. She hits up the bars of mid-Westheimer steakhouses at lunchtime, not happy hour, because her target is super, super olds who are in bed by 7. J. Howard Marshall types. To those old farts, she might as well be Kate Upton.

She is an attorney by day, by the way, but that's just grocery money for her. (She does relatively mindless shit like doc review.)

She reels in these 80-90-year-old dudes for cash, cars, and even a paid-up condo near the Galleria. Most of these dudes are beyond viagra so all she really has to do is stroke their egos and show them her tittays. She has age-appropriate boyfriends for actual fucking all the while. Not sure if the old geezers know this or care. She really could and should write a book on her skill, or art, or whatever it is. Mrs MaC calls her a geisha girl, and she takes that as a compliment. 

So Mrs MaC knows her and is still cool with you paying for her condo?

8 hours ago, HouTex said:

Can't say it applies to this site, but many of the women on what I generally refer to as "dating" sites are human trafficking victims.  They are not keeping everything they earn.

 

 

bullshit

27 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

So Mrs MaC knows her and is still cool with you paying for her condo?

He prolly didn’t pay for the condo.

I knew a guy who used a sugardaddy site to have a regular relationship with a prostitute. He had to stop when she raised her prices.

You don't see many HBCU's on these lists.  

13 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I know a Houston sugar baby...She is about 50 and was smokin' hot in college back in the '90s.

Not so much now, but she knows her limitations and is super smart about her hunting grounds. She hits up the bars of mid-Westheimer steakhouses at lunchtime, not happy hour, because her target is super, super olds who are in bed by 7. J. Howard Marshall types. To those old farts, she might as well be Kate Upton.

She is an attorney by day, by the way, but that's just grocery money for her. (She does relatively mindless shit like doc review.)

She reels in these 80-90-year-old dudes for cash, cars, and even a paid-up condo near the Galleria. Most of these dudes are beyond viagra so all she really has to do is stroke their egos and show them her tittays. She has age-appropriate boyfriends for actual fucking all the while. Not sure if the old geezers know this or care. She really could and should write a book on her skill, or art, or whatever it is. Mrs MaC calls her a geisha girl, and she takes that as a compliment. 

I used to keep in contact with a recruiter, athletic build very attractive blonde. over time we became close and she constantly had a sugar daddy. i knew something was up due to her very high end high rise / $90k suv / $120k+ sports car / purses / trips / lifestyle. Almost every time, it was a very rich old man that wanted her attention and company. 100% spot on about them being in bed by 7, then her running off to her side piece. 

I was always little paranoid that the sugar daddy was following her to find out was going out after he went to bed. 

 

The good ones are difficult to get into. 
The problem is the mediocre public universities and even a good chunk of small private Colleges started admitting people that probably should’ve just gone to community college or trade school but wanted to do five years of partying away from mom and dad instead colleges started admitting people that probably should’ve just gone to community college or trade school but wanted to do five years of partying away from mom and dad instead.   That student demand led to the ability of these other levels of schools to jack up their tuition and board fees.  And that’s why you have these kinds of websites and arrangements.  
 

The number one factor in defaulting on a college student loan by far... is not where you went to school or what you majored in or even what your credit score is; it is whether or not you graduated.  And overwhelming majority of loans in default are held by borrowers that never obtained their degree.  
 

So if some ball gargling by young Sally is what it takes to get her the money she needs to finish, Then by God that’s what we’re gonna do America

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

The good ones are difficult to get into. 
The problem is the mediocre public universities and even a good chunk of small private Colleges started admitting people that probably should’ve just gone to community college or trade school but wanted to do five years of partying away from mom and dad instead colleges started admitting people that probably should’ve just gone to community college or trade school but wanted to do five years of partying away from mom and dad instead.   That student demand led to the ability of these other levels of schools to jack up their tuition and board fees.  And that’s why you have these kinds of websites and arrangements.  
 

The number one factor in defaulting on a college student loan by far... is not where you went to school or what you majored in or even what your credit score is; it is whether or not you graduated.  And overwhelming majority of loans in default are held by borrowers that never obtained their degree.  
 

So if some ball gargling by young Sally is what it takes to get her the money she needs to finish, Then by God that’s what we’re gonna do America

Man....you sound like an economist.

No, but I am getting drunk tonight with Arthur Laffer. 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

I used to keep in contact with a recruiter, athletic build very attractive blonde. over time we became close and she constantly had a sugar daddy. i knew something was up due to her very high end high rise / $90k suv / $120k+ sports car / purses / trips / lifestyle. Almost every time, it was a very rich old man that wanted her attention and company. 100% spot on about them being in bed by 7, then her running off to her side piece. 

I was always little paranoid that the sugar daddy was following her to find out was going out after he went to bed. 

 

Old man likely knew about it and was OK with it.

37 minutes ago, Lobo said:

No, but I am getting drunk tonight with Arthur Laffer. 

now we know who Lobo's sugar daddy is

Goddamn right.  And he's coming to visit me on campus today /nohomo---NTTAWWT

Briskettexan started it.  but it's a big score for UT to have him come visit campus.  And also, there's a reason you never see Laffer and Lawrence Wright in Austin at the same time. /csb

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Old man likely knew about it and was OK with it.

Hook up with a 10 and to sleep early...  Am I missing the downside here?

13 hours ago, Lobo said:

You don't see many HBCU's on these lists.  


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9 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Hook up with a 10 and to sleep early...  Am I missing the downside here?

That doesn’t sound bad actually.

On 1/15/2020 at 4:04 PM, ajax said:

Hey man, I was (and am) married and traveling back home every weekend. I did what a good husband does - I ignored the emails, found a responsible roommate and beat off to the pictures those girls sent me.

Pics aren’t coming through for some reason.

 

On 1/15/2020 at 4:49 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

She's friends with the one on the right and just got dumped.  Yes, for every good looking woman someone is tired of their shit.  I think you can imagine where some of the conversations with the one I know have been headed.

You paid and actually listened?

18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

I used to keep in contact with a recruiter, athletic build very attractive blonde. over time we became close and she constantly had a sugar daddy. i knew something was up due to her very high end high rise / $90k suv / $120k+ sports car / purses / trips / lifestyle. Almost every time, it was a very rich old man that wanted her attention and company. 100% spot on about them being in bed by 7, then her running off to her side piece. 

I was always little paranoid that the sugar daddy was following her to find out was going out after he went to bed. 

 

It's cool, we got it, you're the old dude.

17 hours ago, Lobo said:

The good ones are difficult to get into. 

No doubt....wait are you talking about schools?

4 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

It's cool, we got it, you're the old dude.

Ha, pretty sure he was a retired o/g lawyer 

On 1/15/2020 at 8:19 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

I know a Houston sugar baby...She is about 50 and was smokin' hot in college back in the '90s.

Not so much now, but she knows her limitations and is super smart about her hunting grounds. She hits up the bars of mid-Westheimer steakhouses at lunchtime, not happy hour, because her target is super, super olds who are in bed by 7. J. Howard Marshall types. To those old farts, she might as well be Kate Upton.

She is an attorney by day, by the way, but that's just grocery money for her. (She does relatively mindless shit like doc review.)

She reels in these 80-90-year-old dudes for cash, cars, and even a paid-up condo near the Galleria. Most of these dudes are beyond viagra so all she really has to do is stroke their egos and show them her tittays. She has age-appropriate boyfriends for actual fucking all the while. Not sure if the old geezers know this or care. She really could and should write a book on her skill, or art, or whatever it is. Mrs MaC calls her a geisha girl, and she takes that as a compliment. 

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On 1/15/2020 at 6:41 PM, Upgrayedd said:

Why am I not surprised.

Gee, it's a mystery.

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  • 6 months later...
On 1/15/2020 at 11:21 AM, Cajun said:

LMAO at the ACC shout out.

They have the women in some states, but nobody in KY, NC, SC, GA, PA, FL, or VA has any money.
People in MA and NY have money, but no women worth it.

Make sense to me!

I had a business partner bring a sugar baby to a client dinner/evening out in NYC once. The women who worked for my customer were NOT amused.

What qualifies as a sugar daddy in fucking Alabama? A raised truck and double wide?

12 hours ago, 'stache said:

What qualifies as a sugar daddy in fucking Alabama? A raised truck and double wide?

buying her dinner at the Waffle House?

 

They’re not real but they’re spectacular!

What qualifies as a sugar daddy in fucking Alabama? A raised truck and double wide?
Bama tickets

that link gave my phone the AIDS, but it was worth it

Isn't Seeking dot com the same site that got hacked a few years ago and the names of many men who were members got posted online? 

27 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Isn't Seeking dot com the same site that got hacked a few years ago and the names of many men who were members got posted online? 

Think that was Ashley Madison

 

  • 11 months later...
On 7/31/2020 at 2:50 PM, Catpfish said:

Think that was Ashley Madison

 

It was....expensive site.

On 7/29/2020 at 9:38 AM, Buzzrock said:

I had a business partner bring a sugar baby to a client dinner/evening out in NYC once. The women who worked for my customer were NOT amused.

We had a guy I know who did that. Brought “girlfriend” to cookoff on “wife night”.  Caused a whole bunch of shit in their group and got a bunch of his buddies in hot water too.  His son introduced a whore as his wife to my wife years later at the same event. Having been to his wedding, and not being a complete fucking idiot, my wife was able to deduce the busted looking 5’-10” whore was actually not his very gorgeous 5’ nothing spinner wife that we witnessed him marry. I had spent considerable time drinking and hunting on these guys’ ranch in the past 2 decades.  Idiots. 

On 1/16/2020 at 10:14 AM, tx 3 putt said:

I used to keep in contact with a recruiter, athletic build very attractive blonde. over time we became close and she constantly had a sugar daddy. i knew something was up due to her very high end high rise / $90k suv / $120k+ sports car / purses / trips / lifestyle. Almost every time, it was a very rich old man that wanted her attention and company. 100% spot on about them being in bed by 7, then her running off to her side piece. 

I was always little paranoid that the sugar daddy was following her to find out was going out after he went to bed. 

 

Eagles wrote a song about that.

On 1/15/2020 at 11:32 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

There are plenty of women (and men too) 18-22 that claim to be college students, and they name the fun or prestigious local university as their college. If pressed, you will learn that they plan to attend next semester but currently going through the paperwork, etc.  They're never admitted. Maybe, just maybe they audited a class or participated in some non-credentialed course/session.

These are also the same people that later on in life will casually claim some vague connection to UT but in actuality only lived in Austin. 

So, t-shirt whores?


So if some ball gargling by young Sally is what it takes to get her the money she needs to finish, Then by God that’s what we’re gonna do America


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