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2 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

Are you kidding me?

citation, please?  Because neither that tweet nor the underlying article say what your thread title says.

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https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/apr/9/gun-control-londons-muslim-mayor-sadiq-khan-bans-k/

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Gun control? London’s Muslim Mayor Sadiq Khan bans knives

https://www.dailywire.com/news/29179/londons-mayor-declares-intense-new-knife-control-emily-zanotti

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London's Mayor Declares Intense New 'Knife Control' Policies To Stop Epidemic Of Stabbing

https://reason.com/blog/2018/04/09/london-knife-murder-numbers-re-teach-old

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http://dailycaller.com/2018/04/08/london-murder-rate-knives/

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London’s Murder Rate Shot Past NYC Even With Gun Ban — Mayor Now Targeting Knives

 

It's kind of a knife ban: zombie knives, sword sticks, butterfly knives and blowpipes, as well as a range of martial arts weapons such as deathstars and handclaws.  Cannot have at home or in public.

Cannot carry a knife in public.

You also cannot order ordinary knives to a residential address, must pickup in store, which makes the previous point hard to comply with.

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Yeah, read those articles too.  They still don't say what the OP's post topic says.

From my cold dead hands!

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I think knives we're banned a few years ago. From what I understand the mayor is calling for a stronger enforcement of the knife ban.

Personally, I don't carry a gun but I always have a knife on me. It's a very utilitarian thing to carry.

Same here, can't remember the last time I left without a pocket knife. Just never know when you need to cut a bitch it.

20 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

Are you serious?  Do you not have access to the internet or a television?

 

Do you not have access to the English language?

2 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

Put as much lipstick on the pig as you want.  London and their mayor are a laughing stock.

Cite an official action where the "mayor of london has banned knives."  Like you said in your OP.

Otherwise, you are cordially invited to go fuck yourself.

Is this like Trump's friend Jim about Paris?

22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, read those articles too.  They still don't say what the OP's post topic says.

But they do say Muslim.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Cite an official action where the "mayor of london has banned knives."  Like you said in your OP.

Otherwise, you are cordially invited to go fuck yourself.

OP:

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Cite an official action where the "mayor of london has banned knives."  Like you said in your OP.

Otherwise, you are cordially invited to go fuck yourself.

Thank you for not displaying your typical diarrhea of the mouth/fingers and keeping it to less than 1000 words.

2 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

Thank you for not displaying your typical diarrhea of the mouth/fingers and keeping it to less than 1000 words.

So far, the only spewing fecal matter on this thread is yours.

2 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

Thank you for not displaying your typical diarrhea of the mouth/fingers and keeping it to less than 1000 words.

so still no cite? alrighty then...

Is this swam's new account?

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14 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

so still no cite? alrighty then...

Is this swam's new account?

An inaccurate thread title screams Blank, but I like Blank and I'm not so sure about this guy.

15 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

so still no cite? alrighty then...

Is this swam's new account?

I'm going to go with numbers. 

If you outlaw knives only outlaws will have knives. Well, maybe you'll still be able to have butter knives. 

27 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

Put as much lipstick on the pig as you want.  London and their mayor are a laughing stock.

No one's talking about your mom.

In case anyone is confused, the United Kingdom is not a truly free country.  Looks like one, but it isn't.

 

Lest anyone forget, the Bill or Rights is premised on things the English government did 200 years ago and largely still retains the ability to do today.  There still is no equivalent to at least the 1st, 4th, and 5th Amendments in the UK.

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54 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

Put as much lipstick on the pig as you want.  London and their mayor are a laughing stock.

yeah, as otherwise stated, london is fucking fantastic. i love that town, and i feel safe while there. and i stay in whitechapel. haha.

that said, i've been reading about this supposed post-code war and it does sound like a bunch of stupid teenager gangster bullshit. the mayor is probably going to tell the metropolitan police to make life very difficult for any teenager caught with a blade. saw in one article, stop and frisk is a strategy. it will probably work to some degree. 

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

How about longbows?

 

Asking for the French.

Only if the Irish can bring their pikes. 

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

How about longbows?

 

Asking for the French.

No blades.  No bows.  Leave your weapons here. 

3 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

An inaccurate thread title screams Blank, but I like Blank and I'm not so sure about this guy.

Not sure about this guy? Let me help... 

 

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3 hours ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

Put as much lipstick on the pig as you want.  London and their mayor are a laughing stock.

yup all the Cleetuses and Lerlenes in Goatfuck Hills are laughing their asses off at London.

3 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Only if the Irish can bring their pikes. 

The Irish are limited to the use of shillelaghs.

 

Regardless of semantics, it's pretty clear that even though guns are banned over there, they still have a problem with violent people.  I see the same dynamic playing out over there as here - focusing on the tools/instruments instead of root causes, but I suppose it's the low hanging fruit.

23 minutes ago, bernorange said:

Regardless of semantics, it's pretty clear that even though guns are banned over there, they still have a problem with violent people.  I see the same dynamic playing out over there as here - focusing on the tools/instruments instead of root causes, but I suppose it's the low hanging fruit.

 

The root cause is that people are violent.  Some of us more than others but nearly all of us at one time or another. Good luck "focusing"  on that. All we can do, collectively, as a society, is to try to limit the calamity.

 
The root cause is that people are violent.  Some of us more than others but nearly all of us at one time or another. Good luck "focusing"  on that. All we can do, collectively, as a society, is to try to limit the calamity.


This. Their calamities involve stabbing, while ours involve multiple children in dead hallways.

From the Reason article mentioned above:

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London's murder numbers now exceed New York's. But the new murders teach old lessons: Drug wars are bad and weapon laws don't stop crime.

 

From the Reason article mentioned above:
London's murder numbers now exceed New York's. But the new murders teach old lessons: Drug wars are bad and weapon laws don't stop crime.
 

Introducing greater access to guns must be the solution then.

There’s a huge flaw in that argument if gun supporters want to use it. Do you see it?

And I’m not anti-gun. I’m anti-poor reasoning.

If you are anti-poor reasoning, perhaps you should reevaluate your last post and consider that your arguing against a position that you made up.  It's a classic straw man.  But I'm sure it made you feel good to post it.

If you want to discuss a topic honestly, you should start by reading what I've actually said and maybe address the points I've actually made.

11 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Not sure about this guy? Let me help... 

 

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In ancient Rome, of course, the "thumbs down" meant that the combatant was worth more to spare (crowd favorite), so the gesture was akin to "throw your sword down" and the life was spared.  The "thumbs up", although the Latin isn't real clear about this, is generally thought to mean that they should thrust the sword up to the heart and be rid of the combatant.

So, you want to keep the guy around.

I bet a lot of you didn't know that.  About Rome.  And thumbs.  And death.  And whether they sold beer in the Colosseum.  

Edit: This got fucked up because some French guy fucked it up in a painting in 1872.  The French... <rolls eyes, shakes head>

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In ancient Rome, of course, the "thumbs down" meant that the combatant was worth more to spare (crowd favorite), so the gesture was akin to "throw your sword down" and the life was spared.  The "thumbs up", although the Latin isn't real clear about this, is generally thought to mean that they should thrust the sword up to the heart and be rid of the combatant.

So, you want to keep the guy around.

I bet a lot of you didn't know that.  About Rome.  And thumbs.  And death.  And whether they sold beer in the Colosseum.  
Edit: This got fucked up because some French guy fucked it up in a painting in 1872.  The French...
Wait, so aggy is really booing?

 

16 minutes ago, JBJ said:

 

I got a veritable weapons cache in my garage and house...

18 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I can’t buy a switchblade in Louisiana right now so meh.

Well you are in Australia so...

18 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I got a veritable weapons cache in my garage and house...

You should see the weapons rack in the trunk of my car.

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