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11 hours ago, smuggs said:

I saw a Redditor astutely refer to this guy as "Melt Damon". Fucking awesome.

 

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On 1/6/2025 at 10:04 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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If I remember correctly, they were "getting freaky" with the in-house sex scandals at ESPN way before Fox was a thing.

So even Fox sports programming is full of immoral, low rent, corrupt scumbags? Not just their propaganda network?

Jesus F'n christ 

Joy Taylor, to put it politely sounds like a slut. From my understanding, getting dipped in the company ink cost her a marriage and another serious relationship. There shouldn’t be a double standard. Man, woman, whatever, if you’re fucking coworkers, go find somewhere else to work please. 

Joy Taylor, to put it politely sounds like a slut. From my understanding, getting dipped in the company ink cost her a marriage and another serious relationship. There shouldn’t be a double standard. Man, woman, whatever, if you’re fucking coworkers, go find somewhere else to work please. 

I feel like she was the company ink.
On 1/6/2025 at 6:47 PM, BurntEyes said:

Well here is my take on Joy. I know for the Surly 1%ers she a hell no.

I'm not and we all know I send my regards often with my stupidity and thirst. So.. yeah, I absolutely wood. Sadly, not being a Surly 1%er I don't have the money or job placement services she clearly requires, NTTIAWWT

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As some random hook up on the last night at a conference. Sure. You see her every day, nah. Too much crazy who won’t be ignored afterwards. You’re better off dropping money on a pro. 

13 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

As some random hook up on the last night at a conference. Sure. You see her every day, nah. Too much crazy who won’t be ignored afterwards. You’re better off dropping money on a pro. 

Nah, you don't want to wait until the last night of the conference to hook up with her. She's a first nighter so you don't get what's left over from all the days prior. 

The notion there's a clean patch or idle time in that meat wallet...

8 hours ago, NBHorn7 said:

If I remember correctly, they were "getting freaky" with the in-house sex scandals at ESPN way before Fox was a thing.

Tirico was hornballin' in the halls like a madman back in the day. Dude is the new Bob Costas now.

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8 hours ago, Hermanator said:

So even Fox sports programming is full of immoral, low rent, corrupt scumbags? Not just their propaganda network?

Jesus F'n christ 

Surly needs a section of this esteemed website dedicated to the airing of grievances, Festivus style. A place where people can go and express their political based views, no matter how pedantic and closed minded they are.  A place where a person can go and not just parade their ignorance but to be the Grand Marshall of that parade.

A place where persons who have lost their own identities and instead look at every issue in life through the lens of whichever political party has managed to convince them to throw away their money at room temperature IQ politicians. A place where people who view life exclusively through a spectrum of either blue or red can type out inspirational and erudite arguments like, "you suck," or "nuh uh."

A place cloaked in secrecy and separate enough from the remainder of this website that it is best utilized to entertain mutants and farm animals.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Nah, you don't want to wait until the last night of the conference to hook up with her. She's a first nighter so you don't get what's left over from all the days prior. 

fair point but you also don't want to deal with her for 2 days. Quite the conundrum. 

14 hours ago, NBHorn7 said:

If I remember correctly, they were "getting freaky" with the in-house sex scandals at ESPN way before Fox was a thing.

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On 1/7/2025 at 10:23 AM, smuggs said:

I saw a Redditor astutely refer to this guy as "Melt Damon". Fucking awesome.

 

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It nicked her : r/ShaneGillis

 

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Manny posted this and all the comments are about Joy. 

 

On 1/7/2025 at 4:42 PM, Hookem10 said:

office chic fucks her way to the top......news at 11 

btw...what did she do wrong??and where does the line start. 

I guess the part where she said she would threaten Dixon with a sexual assault lawsuit if she didn’t get her way. 
 

I listened to the Whitlock podcast on this.  He mentioned Bonnie Bernstein.  Apparently she was quite the ho herself.  Names I read included Jay Williams, Luke Recker, Gary Williams , bellichek and parcells.  😂. Bonnie bj

On 1/8/2025 at 12:01 AM, billfromlaketravis said:

Joy Taylor, to put it politely sounds like a slut. From my understanding, getting dipped in the company ink cost her a marriage and another serious relationship. There shouldn’t be a double standard. Man, woman, whatever, if you’re fucking coworkers, go find somewhere else to work please. 

Speak for yourself. When I was single and working ridiculous hours, the chicks fucking coworkers were the best options compared to late night bar hookups. Just stay away from your own department. 

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2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

I guess the part where she said she would threaten Dixon with a sexual assault lawsuit if she didn’t get her way. 
 

I listened to the Whitlock podcast on this.  He mentioned Bonnie Bernstein.  Apparently she was quite the ho herself.  Names I read included Jay Williams, Luke Recker, Gary Williams , bellichek and parcells.  😂. Bonnie bj

54.  Not bad.

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

I guess the part where she said she would threaten Dixon with a sexual assault lawsuit if she didn’t get her way. 
 

I listened to the Whitlock podcast on this.  He mentioned Bonnie Bernstein.  Apparently she was quite the ho herself.  Names I read included Jay Williams, Luke Recker, Gary Williams , bellichek and parcells.  😂. Bonnie bj

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12 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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Hiding his chubby with that blanket. Classic middle school tactic, right there.

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1 hour ago, MuellerHorn said:

Hiding his chubby with that blanket. Classic middle school tactic, right there.

Got two drinks in the background.  He’s been there awhile

Linda Cohn is 65 years old and still anchoring SportsCenter on ESPN for a reason.

She was one of the OGs for sex scandal talk there.

 

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14 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

Linda Cohn is 65 years old and still anchoring SportsCenter on ESPN for a reason.

She was one of the OGs for sex scandal talk there.

 

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Listen, outside of the fatties, I love the ladies. However, I have never once looked at Linda Cohn and thought “would”.  Maybe I should start including horsefaced women with bad accents along with the fatty exclusion. I don’t know. 

Regardless, no no no no. 

16 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

Linda Cohn is 65 years old and still anchoring SportsCenter on ESPN for a reason.

She was one of the OGs for sex scandal talk there.

 

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I see two cones.

Funny story (ok maybe not) but on USS FIRSTSHIP, we had an Interior Communications Technician Second Class whose last name was Konz.  Not a day went by on the ship without someone passing the word for "IC2 Konz" over the ship's announcing system.

On 1/7/2025 at 11:51 PM, Hermanator said:

So even Fox sports programming is full of immoral, low rent, corrupt scumbags? Not just their propaganda network?

Jesus F'n christ 

Take your fucking idiotic, low rent, low IQ CR takes and go fuck yourself to death with them.

 

if I want CR takes and garbage commentary I’ll venture into that fucking cesspit of insipid fuckwittedness.

 

I did not do that, so I don’t want to read your fucking stupid thoughts about politics on the non political boards, jackass

 

TL;DR fuck off with CR vibes, you vapid cunt. 

On 1/8/2025 at 8:56 AM, Lidig8r said:

Surly needs a section of this esteemed website dedicated to the airing of grievances, Festivus style. A place where people can go and express their political based views, no matter how pedantic and closed minded they are.  A place where a person can go and not just parade their ignorance but to be the Grand Marshall of that parade.

A place where persons who have lost their own identities and instead look at every issue in life through the lens of whichever political party has managed to convince them to throw away their money at room temperature IQ politicians. A place where people who view life exclusively through a spectrum of either blue or red can type out inspirational and erudite arguments like, "you suck," or "nuh uh."

A place cloaked in secrecy and separate enough from the remainder of this website that it is best utilized to entertain mutants and farm animals.

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3 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Take your fucking idiotic, low rent, low IQ CR takes and go fuck yourself to death with them.

 

if I want CR takes and garbage commentary I’ll venture into that fucking cesspit of insipid fuckwittedness.

 

I did not do that, so I don’t want to read your fucking stupid thoughts about politics on the non political boards, jackass

 

TL;DR fuck off with CR vibes, you vapid cunt. 

This is the football board, right?

10 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

54.  Not bad.

Oh yeah, in case we're keeping score, I'd absolutely hit that GILF Gabbie (Who's really just a peer given my age), and in a perfect work maybe get a neaplitan sammich kicked up with the BBG Joy. Thristy? You bet! It's what plants crave.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Phrasing.

I mean, according to the record he offered and was rejected. And.. in retrospect, who's really the winner in that transaction(or lack thereof) given who was offered.. really.... 

Should have settled with the hairdresser.

- Skip is too regarded to offer money for sex. Probably made a series of weird ass jokes. 

- Skip wears $100 suits. No way he offered $1.5 million for anything. 

- Hairdresser uses whatever happened to inflict as much damage as possible and being everyone down.
 

For sure some weird shit going with either old white guys and hairdressers. Garth Brooks and now this. I guess the makeup chair is the new casting couch? 

 

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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He should have just offered dinner at the Cheesecake Factory.

1 hour ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Hang with me here as this may be shocking information.

Many hairdressers are insane whores

Ftfy

13 hours ago, David Dennison said:

This is the football board, right?

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However, I come here to read (and give my own) fucking idiotic FOOTBALL takes…

 

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