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52 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Well here is my take on Joy. I know for the Surly 1%ers she a hell no.

I'm not and we all know I send my regards often with my stupidity and thirst. So.. yeah, I absolutely wood. Sadly, not being a Surly 1%er I don't have the money or job placement services she clearly requires, NTTIAWWT

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Everyone on here would and they all know it.  We all know she'd be a helluva good time, too.

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24 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Everyone on here would and they all know it.  We all know she'd be a helluva good time, too.

Well, I think Surly Gay mafia and the 3 straight females on here would pass, but yeah if Joy was up on em' lotta Surly might claim they wouldn't, they would.

And yeah, if she's actually did the things she's accused of, it wasn't 100% career ambitions. You have to straight up have some freak in you and Joy got that look that plus her 5'2" thiccc body, got dayum!! Yes sir! 

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Would, but she wouldn't even make the top 3 among people I HAVE dated.

So...

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Would, but she wouldn't even make the top 3 among people I HAVE dated.

So...

so...............pics, so I can make up my mind if you are correct

34 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

so...............pics, so I can make up my mind if you are correct

digital cameras didn't exist back then

7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

digital cameras didn't exist back then

In Canada?

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

It appears Joy enjoys the cock. A lot.

 

shes for the streets

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Would, but she wouldn't even make the top 3 among people I HAVE dated.

So...

It's a tough lineup to crack..

 

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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What in the hell did he mean when he said-

“No matter how fast you are, eventually you’ll be running things.”?

That made no sense, but it seemed to establish that he was an idiot. Everything after that was just trying to prove that he was not an idiot.

Why would a person start off by trying to sound as dumb as possible?

5 hours ago, redswingline said:

It's a tough lineup to crack..

 

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1, 3, 2

3 hours ago, Napoleon said:

What in the hell did he mean when he said-

“No matter how fast you are, eventually you’ll be running things.”?

That made no sense, but it seemed to establish that he was an idiot. Everything after that was just trying to prove that he was not an idiot.

Why would a person start off by trying to sound as dumb as possible?

I'd need more context on what led to the question he was answering. I'd assume he was using "fast" as  the sexual term. 

On 2/28/2021 at 9:16 PM, The Golden Hat said:

Find someone who loves you as much as Emmanuel Acho loves himself

… and Joy

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'd need more context on what led to the question he was answering. I'd assume he was using "fast" as  the sexual term. 


Marcellus Wiley was accused in a lawsuit last year of sexually assaulting a woman in 1994 when he was a football player at Columbia. The woman reported this to Columbia but they took no action against him. I think the lawsuit is still pending (not sure) so Wiley is jumping on the narrative that you shouldn’t believe all women who accuse men. The accuser against him was “running things” at Columbia because she was an assistant director of the school’s Center for the Core Curriculum. This woman refused to give Wiley a number of alumni awards he was nominated for years after graduating. Her lawsuit came just before the statute of limitations was up in New York. 

Wiley is pushing hard against Joy because allegedly Joy was going to say Charlie Dixon (EVP of Fox Sports) sexually assaulted her if Joy got fired for also sleeping with Acho behind Dixon’s back. Wiley and Jason Whitlock are also pissed because they got dumped from their show on Fox and replaced by Acho and Joy. Whitlock especially is making himself look like a martyr by saying he had enough sense to stay away from Joy who in reality had absolutely no interest in trying to fuck him.  

5 hours ago, Napoleon said:

What in the hell did he mean when he said-

“No matter how fast you are, eventually you’ll be running things.”?

That made no sense, but it seemed to establish that he was an idiot. Everything after that was just trying to prove that he was not an idiot.

Why would a person start off by trying to sound as dumb as possible?

This is par for the course for so many podcasters out there. They try so hard to say these statements to seem "smart and profound" and it comes off dumb as hell and makes no sense. They use similar cadence when talking, too. Looks like he is doing the same.

28 minutes ago, MrBig said:


Marcellus Wiley was accused in a lawsuit last year of sexually assaulting a woman in 1994 when he was a football player at Columbia. The woman reported this to Columbia but they took no action against him. I think the lawsuit is still pending (not sure) so Wiley is jumping on the narrative that you shouldn’t believe all women who accuse men. The accuser against him was “running things” at Columbia because she was an assistant director of the school’s Center for the Core Curriculum. This woman refused to give Wiley a number of alumni awards he was nominated for years after graduating. Her lawsuit came just before the statute of limitations was up in New York. 

Wiley is pushing hard against Joy because allegedly Joy was going to say Charlie Dixon (EVP of Fox Sports) sexually assaulted her if Joy got fired for also sleeping with Acho behind Dixon’s back. Wiley and Jason Whitlock are also pissed because they got dumped from their show on Fox and replaced by Acho and Joy. Whitlock especially is making himself look like a martyr by saying he had enough sense to stay away from Joy who in reality had absolutely no interest in trying to fuck him.  

If she wanted access to Jeff George, it might have been on the table.

I saw a Redditor astutely refer to this guy as "Melt Damon". Fucking awesome.

 

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42 minutes ago, MrBig said:


Marcellus Wiley was accused in a lawsuit last year of sexually assaulting a woman in 1994 when he was a football player at Columbia. The woman reported this to Columbia but they took no action against him. I think the lawsuit is still pending (not sure) so Wiley is jumping on the narrative that you shouldn’t believe all women who accuse men. The accuser against him was “running things” at Columbia because she was an assistant director of the school’s Center for the Core Curriculum. This woman refused to give Wiley a number of alumni awards he was nominated for years after graduating. Her lawsuit came just before the statute of limitations was up in New York. 

Wiley is pushing hard against Joy because allegedly Joy was going to say Charlie Dixon (EVP of Fox Sports) sexually assaulted her if Joy got fired for also sleeping with Acho behind Dixon’s back. Wiley and Jason Whitlock are also pissed because they got dumped from their show on Fox and replaced by Acho and Joy. Whitlock especially is making himself look like a martyr by saying he had enough sense to stay away from Joy who in reality had absolutely no interest in trying to fuck him.  

All the shows....

I honestly didn't know there were that many shows until I started going to the gym during the day early last year and the gym has a bay of TV's for the treads and TV's on the wall for the weight area.  All of the channels basically have shows on from 8-5.  Both ESPN's, FS1, etc.  There are more sports shows than political talk shows.  Who is watching these?  Anyone?

Something I did not know until recently: Jason Taylor (former pretty good LB, DE for Dolphins and other NFL teams) is Joy's brother.  

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Everyone involved in this situation seems like a 100% pathetic loser.

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^^^^^^^

I just made it about 2 minutes into the Whitlock piece.  made it less than half way through the Wiley bit.

In the end I was just, "Who give s a flying fuck?"

i guess I did, for listening, but not now.

18 minutes ago, Iceman said:

^^^^^^^

I just made it about 2 minutes into the Whitlock piece.  made it less than half way through the Wiley bit.

In the end I was just, "Who give s a flying fuck?"

i guess I did, for listening, but not now.

All of these people are nothing but parasites.

46 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Something I did not know until recently: Jason Taylor (former pretty good LB, DE for Dolphins and other NFL teams) is Joy's brother.  

Quite literally the only thing I knew about her 48hrs ago.

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The lesson here: do not try to fuck a Los Angeles Persian girl. There are consequences. 

 

 

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RIP Steve McNair

 

San Fran, holla!

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Something I did not know until recently: Jason Taylor (former pretty good LB, DE for Dolphins and other NFL teams) is Joy's brother.  

He was pretty good. Pretty sure he was a first ballot Hall of Famer

That guy looks like if Colin jost was in the first scene in total recall when Arnold’s face mask first breaks.

6 minutes ago, Greg Davis Apologist said:


He was pretty good. Pretty sure he was a first ballot Hall of Famer

Yeah, I may have understated his career a tad lol.  

office chic fucks her way to the top......news at 11 

btw...what did she do wrong??and where does the line start. 

6 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

office chic fucks her way to the top......news at 11 

btw...what did she do wrong??and where does the line start. 

 

watched a PA 6, fuck her way to a director's spot, and now a vp

billion dollar company 

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

watched a PA 6, fuck her way to a director's spot, and now a vp

billion dollar company 

Port Arthur or Port Aransas?

2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Port Arthur or Port Aransas?

pennsylvania 

a port arthur 6 is twice divorced, living on two divorce settlements and boning a 22 scaffold builder 

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office chic fucks her way to the top......news at 11 
btw...what did she do wrong??and where does the line start. 

Happens all the time.
54 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

watched a PA 6, fuck her way to a director's spot, and now a vp

billion dollar company 

 

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On 1/6/2025 at 5:47 PM, BurntEyes said:

Well here is my take on Joy. I know for the Surly 1%ers she a hell no.

I'm not and we all know I send my regards often with my stupidity and thirst. So.. yeah, I absolutely wood. Sadly, not being a Surly 1%er I don't have the money or job placement services she clearly requires, NTTIAWWT

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I mean, just LOOK at those thumbs!

10 hours ago, MrBig said:


Marcellus Wiley was accused in a lawsuit last year of sexually assaulting a woman in 1994 when he was a football player at Columbia. The woman reported this to Columbia but they took no action against him. I think the lawsuit is still pending (not sure) so Wiley is jumping on the narrative that you shouldn’t believe all women who accuse men. The accuser against him was “running things” at Columbia because she was an assistant director of the school’s Center for the Core Curriculum. This woman refused to give Wiley a number of alumni awards he was nominated for years after graduating. Her lawsuit came just before the statute of limitations was up in New York. 

Wiley is pushing hard against Joy because allegedly Joy was going to say Charlie Dixon (EVP of Fox Sports) sexually assaulted her if Joy got fired for also sleeping with Acho behind Dixon’s back. Wiley and Jason Whitlock are also pissed because they got dumped from their show on Fox and replaced by Acho and Joy. Whitlock especially is making himself look like a martyr by saying he had enough sense to stay away from Joy who in reality had absolutely no interest in trying to fuck him.  

I like how Whitlock prefaces his comments with "I know what I'm capable of" as he discusses her rack and peanut butter skin. Meanwhile the rest of the country is wondering why he is bringing up sniffing her office chair and promptly masturbating in the utility closet.

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