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36 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Baseball don't work on buttpussy

Yes, but some say buttpussy is the Baseketball of sporting events.  

On 1/17/2020 at 9:39 PM, RPM said:

NH, RI, Maine, Mass are redneck af. They just talk funny and can't cook for shit.

Upstate NY, huge chunks of Jersey and Pennsylvania, too.

12 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Upstate NY, huge chunks of Jersey and Pennsylvania, too.

Yep. Had a project a few years ago in Pennsylvania and northern jersey. It was like a cold East Texas. Didn't expect that

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Upstate NY, huge chunks of Jersey and Pennsylvania, too.

They go to Pocono.

15 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

ha! I was there too 

That was one hell of an IROC race on Saturday. 
 

 

just kidding. I don’t remember a damn thing about it. 

15 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

ha! I was there too 

Christ there are a lot of us degenerates on this website.

On 1/17/2020 at 9:00 PM, Underdog said:

I was surprised how popular NASCAR is up in the Northeast, a few grannies I used to work with would make a pilgrimage to either Watkins-Glen, NH or Delaware for the races. 

Upstate NY has some of the most redneck folks in the country.  (see Bills mafia)

Talladega is awesome. I love rednecks. First time I went I took a black friend and we sat next to a bunch of guys tatted up with all sorts of ignorant white prison shit. I think one of them had gotten out of the pen that morning. They couldn’t have been nicer to my buddy, explaining stuff about different drivers, sharing beer, etc. They said all the tattoo shit was just how you got by in prison.

I missed the caution free race but I was at Charlotte when they set the record for most cautions. Damn that was a long race.

I want to try a whole weekend at Talladega in the RV. Maybe this year.

OP: "Check this out, the whole place is filled with a bunch of wasted, inbred rednecks!"

Half of Surly: "Oh shit I been there. Good times!"

13 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Talladega is awesome. I love rednecks. First time I went I took a black friend and we sat next to a bunch of guys tatted up with all sorts of ignorant white prison shit. I think one of them had gotten out of the pen that morning. They couldn’t have been nicer to my buddy, explaining stuff about different drivers, sharing beer, etc. They said all the tattoo shit was just how you got by in prison.

I missed the caution free race but I was at Charlotte when they set the record for most cautions. Damn that was a long race.

I want to try a whole weekend at Talladega in the RV. Maybe this year.

You’re destroying the narrative!!!!

18 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

I missed the caution free race but I was at Charlotte when they set the record for most cautions. Damn that was a long race.

Man, I was there for the Coca Cola 600 that had like 3 rain delays. That race went on foooorrreevvvveeerrrrrrrrr........

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