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3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You are under 40 for sure.

So I googled him.  He had some strip clubs, and then started Hustler.

I don't give a flying fuck about strip clubs as they've been irrelevant since Flutie, and I don't give a fuck about Hustler.  I'm not embarrassed at all. 

Great read about a great American.  Thanks.

1 hour ago, ConferenceRoom said:

So I googled him.  He had some strip clubs, and then started Hustler.

I don't give a flying fuck about strip clubs as they've been irrelevant since Flutie, and I don't give a fuck about Hustler.  I'm not embarrassed at all. 

You need to watch The People vs Larry Flynt

16 minutes ago, RPM said:

You need to watch The People vs Larry Flynt

This. Great, great fucking movie.

42 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

This is so fucking great. Pos rep. Anyone who doesn’t get ConferenceRoom’s references here check out the Luke Kuechly retirement thread. 

Surprisingly, and much to my dismay, Larry Flynt is not from California. 

Pulled the same prank on another GB thread and got negged by some ignorant pussy...  too funny. 

 

Adult performers still know the Hustler brand, though. Chances are they grew up at spitting distance from one of Mr. Flynt’s popular Hustler stores — 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Pulled the same prank on another GB thread and got negged by some ignorant pussy...  too funny. 

 

No, you got negged because surly is suppose to be for serious journalism not something to be fucked with by some two-bit childish farceur.

Would  have also accepted  "swallowing distance". 

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It's like history only started once the smart phone was invented

Smart?  My phone is dumb as shit.; it always runs out of battery when I need it...  

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25 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Gil Bang’d

Joined October 2019?  Who's fucking sock are you?  Mr. "Dips on a plane" maybe?

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7 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

yet, I've never heard of him.

You're probably more familiar with the folks that produce the gay porn. 

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Joined October 2019?  Who's fucking sock are you?  Mr. "Dips on a plane" maybe?

Whose*

My memories of Hustler:

 

 

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

No, you got negged because surly is suppose to be for serious journalism not something to be fucked with by some two-bit childish farceur.

LOL.  

I'm of the generation that had both analog porn, but also saw the rise of the internet.

My one particular memory of Hustler was a couple of my buddies from high school lived together in college, and the reading material in their bathroom was Hustler.  The particular issue that sat on top had a picture of a chick bound up on all fours atop a longboard, wearing a gimp mask, with a small American flag mounted on a pole shoved up her ass.

2 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I'm of the generation that had both analog porn, but also saw the rise of the internet.

My one particular memory of Hustler was a couple of my buddies from high school lived together in college, and the reading material in their bathroom was Hustler.  The particular issue that sat on top had a picture of a chick bound up on all fours atop a longboard, wearing a gimp mask, with a small American flag mounted on a pole shoved up her ass.

God Bless the USA

On 1/17/2020 at 1:12 PM, ConferenceRoom said:

So I googled him.  He had some strip clubs, and then started Hustler.

I don't give a flying fuck about strip clubs as they've been irrelevant since Flutie, and I don't give a fuck about Hustler.  I'm not embarrassed at all. 

You are ignoring the evolution of pornography/men’s entertainment/ Flynt’s defiance in the face of governmental bullshit and prosecution.

Dude has his issues, but he’s pretty much an icon for one version or another of the American dream.

11 minutes ago, Iceman said:

You are ignoring the evolution of pornography/men’s entertainment/ Flynt’s defiance in the face of governmental bullshit and prosecution.

Dude has his issues, but he’s pretty much an icon for one version or another of the American dream.

You're ignoring the rest of the thread. 

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