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On 1/20/2020 at 12:06 AM, ss13 said:

Maria on Laver will piss some people off. 

 

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I bet Laver would love to have Maria on him.

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Over 2-hour delays on the outer courts due to dirt from the fires, that’s new. 

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And now more rain. Have also seen birds on two courts so far today. 

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CiCi/Muchova finally underway. 

21 minutes ago, ss13 said:

CiCi/Muchova finally underway. 

Cici looks even thinner than before her injury. Was hoping she would add 5-10 lbs during her injury

Edited by perfectchaos007

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I said before she's probably the lightest player in the top 150. 

I'm going to pretend her ranking is still up there. 

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All aboard the CiCi train. 

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Really wanted to see Danielle/Putintseva, but it’s probably still 30 minutes out. Hopefully good news in the morning. 

4 hours ago, ss13 said:

All aboard the CiCi train. 

All aboard this CiCi train...

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Passive support for this CiCi train...

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Can only imagine the antics throughout this one. 

 

 

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This is pretty good. 

 

 

Caro/Jabeur on now, winner gets Big Momma. 

44 minutes ago, ss13 said:

This is pretty good. 

 

 

Caro/Jabeur on now, winner gets Big Momma. 

Big mama lost the first set to Wang. The camera showed Serenas big gut in slow motion and I lost my appetite 

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There went Wang’s shot. Will be a boat race now. 

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Better win this breaker, Wang... 

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Need a break from Caro here. 

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Nope, gotta hold for the breaker. 

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See you in the HOF in a few. Great fucking career. 

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1 minute ago, ss13 said:

See you in the HOF in a few. Great fucking career. 

I hope so. 2 slams guarantees you in the hall, but 1 slam is iffy. She spent several weeks at #1 so she should be good.

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71 weeks makes her a lock. 

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Very well done video tribute by the AO. 

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Wang boom! 

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ESPN goes from a Serena/Caro 4th round to Wang/Jabeur. Fucking ouch. 

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Madison Madison’d. Rough 20 hours or so for the American women. 

Naomi/Gauff & Kenin/Zhang later. 

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Riske/Goerges playing 3. 

Kyrgios & Anisimova just won their first round match on consecutive Kyrgios aces and then when they hugged, Kyrgios leaned his chest out so their bodies didn’t bump like he was hugging a middle school daughter of a friend of his. 

Maybe this chaperone role will be good for him. 

(She’s smoking.)

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Ali tries to rescue the Americans, highly doubt our press will notice. 

1 minute ago, ss13 said:

Ali tries to rescue the Americans, highly doubt our press will notice. 

Perhaps that’s because she is translucent. 

🤔

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Gauff serving to send Naomi home in straights. 

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Holy fuck, the draw fucking blew up today. 

3 minutes ago, ss13 said:

Gauff serving to send Naomi home in straights. 

 

2 hours ago, ss13 said:

Ali tries to rescue the Americans, highly doubt our press will notice. 

they definitely won't now

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Please Sofia, don’t fail us now. 

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She is going to fuck is also. 

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She read the thread, battled back to win the first. Finish it, kid. 

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Fuck yeah, Sofia didn’t choke. Fuck yeah. 

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Millman serving at 5-6 in the 5th. 

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Against Fed

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10-pt breaker for the match. 

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Ho lee fuk, my bros. I sincerely hope some of you saw that. 

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4-8 to win, un-fucking-real. 

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And you missed it all. 

5 hours ago, ss13 said:

And you missed it all. 

Been way too busy to follow the Open like I did in years past... 😥

More to the point, there's no one I've found to really root for on the men's side after Federer. All the Americans have underachieved and the NextGen still refuses to step up. It's super lame.

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Karolina/Pavs & Angie/Giorgi getting us started today. 

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