January 19, 20205 yr Saw someone mention this on another thread. These 2 jackasses meet in the ring. We donate money to make it happen. Money goes to charity. We all win. I thought “I’d donate money to see these 2 douchebags go at it” when I saw it mentioned. I’m in for $100. Get those losers over at Texags to put up some of their “wealthiest alumni on the planet” cash and let’s do this. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
January 19, 20205 yr Ring is actually one huge trapdoor with a flaming lake of lava under it correct?
January 19, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, golfclap said: Ketch will only do it if he can embezzle the money. You got that shit right. I wouldn’t put a fucking dime at risk involving that guy. The money will all probably wind up going to pay back taxes, the same way the Cole Pittman golf charity money did. Allegedly.
January 19, 20205 yr Ketch is too fat to get the fight sanctioned. Fighters are in different weight classes. Edited January 19, 20205 yr by Fondren & Main
January 19, 20205 yr 19 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said: A fight to the death? That might break some records on pay for view. I’d say to the pain, but that wouldn’t really affect either participant much.
January 19, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said: Ring is actually one huge trapdoor with a flaming lava cake under it correct? fify. That's the only way you'll get those two fats in a ring.
January 19, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Richter said: I think it would turn out like the end of Bruno. Or the end of The Crying Game.
January 20, 20205 yr The only proper undercard is Rosie O'Donnell v Sarah Sanders. Loser of the Ketch-Loochie slap fight has to play slap and tickle with the loser of the undercard.
January 20, 20205 yr 5 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said: barbed-wire bat vs barbed-wire broom??? Clearly his plan is to sweep the leg.
January 20, 20205 yr I hate to break it to y'all, but someone went to prison for staging something similar: https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/fight-club-instigator-texas-state-school-sentenced-prison/story?id=8612419
January 20, 20205 yr 15 hours ago, RGBIII said: @Harvdog vs @closetojumping is the undercard, Tunmise as guest referee Can we afford his fee?
January 20, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said: Jim Ross can be commentator. "By gawd all hell's broken loose!!" LOL They and we don't deserve Ross as a commentator.. It will be Galindo and Ahmad
January 20, 20205 yr “Good God almighty, good God almighty, that killed him...as God as my witness he is broken in half”. Got to say, it'd sure be nice to hear JR say this during the doom match. Of course, he won't be able to use "That man has a family".
January 20, 20205 yr 18 hours ago, South Austin said: Thunderdome. Two men enter, neither man leaves. If they die...they die
January 20, 20205 yr 21 hours ago, EZ$ said: Hamm vs KKL undercard?? Gross, they'd probably end up intercoursing each other.
January 20, 20205 yr Are they fighting over the last doughnut or twinkie? That's the only possible event where they might actually throw down
January 20, 20205 yr 22 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said: Are they fighting over the last doughnut or twinkie? That's the only possible event where they might actually throw down Three Twinkies enter, one Twinkie leaves.
January 20, 20205 yr 7 minutes ago, Vertigo said: Three Twinkies enter, one Twinkie leaves. Ain't no twinkie leaving that ring uneaten.
January 21, 20205 yr 12 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said: Gross, they'd probably end up intercoursing each other. I had to read this twice. I thought you meant Loochie and Ketch.
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