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Let me clarify. I’m suggesting that you might be gay because you think she’s “weirdly” hot. And not “straightly” hot. Then I’m suggesting that you might be a diversity hire like Rob Lowe’s son. Then, I’m affirming that there’s nothing wrong with that.

You should post more because we need more diverse takes.
9 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

 


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Yeah, weird. Perhaps you’d count as one of the diversity hires. NTTAWWT.

 

Yep, nothing weird about that hotness.  She's straight fire. 😎

8 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

 


Let me clarify. I’m suggesting that you might be gay because you think she’s “weirdly” hot. And not “straightly” hot. Then I’m suggesting that you might be a diversity hire like Rob Lowe’s son. Then, I’m affirming that there’s nothing wrong with that.

You should post more because we need more diverse takes.

 

Strange. I thought you were suggesting with those enormous eyebrows and angular face (and is that the shadow of a mustache?) she looked like a dude, hence the rest of your post.

I guess that puts me in the “straightly not hot” camp? To each his own.

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Let me clarify. I’m suggesting that you might be gay because you think she’s “weirdly” hot. And not “straightly” hot. Then I’m suggesting that you might be a diversity hire like Rob Lowe’s son. Then, I’m affirming that there’s nothing wrong with that.

You should post more because we need more diverse takes.


No, the gheys would not think she’s hot or weirdly hot, mildly hot, or extra spicy hot. Some of you people like to argue for the sake of arguing. Lulz
2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Is it worth watching?   I liked the other one with Nate from six feet under. 

You should definitely watch it.

21 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Is it worth watching?   I liked the other one with Nate from six feet under. 

As long as you approach it knowing that it was made because somebody lost a bet.  

On 2/25/2020 at 1:59 PM, XYZ said:

You should definitely watch it.

Shank job.

6 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

As long as you approach it knowing that it was made because somebody lost a bet.  

Exactly.  I've watched most of 4 episodes.  it remains fascinatingly awful to me, there's just no way this made it through network approval in any way other than as a gag, or a bet, or a game of executive chicken.

Please tell me that we get a SXSW episode where Rob Lowe leads a gaggle of 25 or so Chinese tourists decked out in surgical masks up to the front of the line at a daytime showcase and says "These people came a long way to see Animal Collective and by gum they'll see Animal Collective.  I don't care what any of you closed minded rednecks who I am here to save thinks.  Now watch my gay son make out with another dude" and then men in cowboy hats and Wranglers who have been waiting patiently in line to see Animal Collective under the mistaken impression that it was a stock show yell "We don't want none of your slant eyed cooo-rona varrus!"  and start a riot which is stifled by the wisdom of the collection of minorities that Lowe had to recruit from out of state. 

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On 2/26/2020 at 10:40 PM, Continental Op said:

Please tell me that we get a SXSW episode where Rob Lowe leads a gaggle of 25 or so Chinese tourists decked out in surgical masks up to the front of the line at a daytime showcase and says "These people came a long way to see Animal Collective and by gum they'll see Animal Collective.  I don't care what any of you closed minded rednecks who I am here to save thinks.  Now watch my gay son make out with another dude" and then men in cowboy hats and Wranglers who have been waiting patiently in line to see Animal Collective under the mistaken impression that it was a stock show yell "We don't want none of your slant eyed cooo-rona varrus!"  and start a riot which is stifled by the wisdom of the collection of minorities that Lowe had to recruit from out of state. 

"By gum"?

The two hour season finale on Monday looks like a blockbuster action movie on broadcast tv!

Did I see a 5 foot wide tornado going down the middle of a city street? Did it have sharks in it? 

I don't have to drive to a movie theater and spend ten dollars on a ticket when the season finale of Lone Star is on tv tomorrow.

Wow, how fucking bad can this show get?

Narrator: Hold my beer.

Rob Lowe: Hold my organic smoothie.

  • 2 weeks later...
On 2/28/2020 at 3:20 PM, TrashMaster G said:

"By gum"?

Do you even old prospector, brah?

On 3/21/2020 at 6:54 AM, Grade of D as in David said:

They're no way this got picked back up right

I can understand the actors want to work and get paid but at some point you might think they are embarrassed to say their lines.

  • 3 weeks later...
38 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Renewed for Season 2.

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On 3/2/2020 at 3:39 PM, TrashMaster G said:

I'm familiar with the idiom.  I was more focused on the fact that the show is set in 2020, not 1920.

Hey you, listen here, see!

Renewed for Season 2.

I look forward to the episode where someone falls into Salt Lick’s pit next year.

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