May 18, 20187 yr I like the Ring theory. My parents are definitely on Nextdoor and they recently got a Ring system. My dad has it set up so it goes off when a car drives by. They live on a busy street. It’s so fucking annoying.
May 18, 20187 yr I'm heading home to rename my wifi network right now. Suggestions? I'm thinking "Cul de Ballsack".Tess T. ChollsSent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
May 19, 20187 yr On 5/10/2018 at 7:29 AM, PvilleStang said: I mean, who doesn't enjoy edging in their garden? Or, whatever you please...
May 20, 20187 yr Author Pretty funny idea for how to fuck with someone. That's awesome that someone is all tripped out by Ned.
May 20, 20187 yr 10 hours ago, Sbbruin said: That's awesome that someone is all tripped out by Ned. 20 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Pretty funny idea for how to fuck with someone. Hidely-fucking-ho neighborino.
May 21, 20187 yr Sorry, I'm dense. I'm defni-diddly familiar with Flanders but wtf is Kim Chou and the numbers on the back? Is there more to this prank that is dead obvious that I am missing?
May 21, 20187 yr Guy is looking to have his bitch get humped for pleasure, only wants male dogs with vasectomies Edited May 21, 20187 yr by FriendofaFriend
May 21, 20187 yr Guy is looking to have his bitch get humped for pleasure, only wants male dogs with vasectomies Man there are some weird and/or hilarious people out there. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
May 21, 20187 yr Jamy Gillespie, Glass in yard This morning when I was watering my plants in our backyard ( Which are in flower beds raised and mounted on the back fence) I found a piece of glass that looked like a dark broken piece of a beer bottle. The back part of our land is against another piece of unused land and a new ditch that was dug about 5 months ago...does anyone else have glass in their yards??? We have two dogs so I am glad it wasn't in the grass where our dogs could get cut by it.
May 21, 20187 yr On 5/16/2018 at 12:59 PM, TornACL said: Ring advertises so much on Nextdoor that I am convinced that they have plant accounts on there to tell stories about random door knockers they captured on Ring Video, to try and scare people into buying more video camera systems. That is my conspiracy theory and I own it, and I look forward to the victory lap when Nextdoor gets busted for this. There is no fucking way on earth that this many people in my neighborhood have a Ring system. I'm pretty sure you're onto something. Neighborhoods getting hit again People are posting on RING that People are possibly checking cars again. Make sure everyone is locking up or at risk of having something stolen.
May 21, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, Trey3216 said: This morning when I was watering my plants in our backyard ( Which are in flower beds raised and mounted on the back fence) I found a piece of glass that looked like a dark broken piece of a beer bottle. The back part of our land is against another piece of unused land and a new ditch that was dug about 5 months ago...does anyone else have glass in their yards??? We have two dogs so I am glad it wasn't in the grass where our dogs could get cut by it. Serves you right for not putting out a pre-emergent. Once glass starts growing in your yard, it's too late.
May 21, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said: Serves you right for not putting out a pre-emergent. Once glass starts growing in your yard, it's too late. That or she doesn't realize that she lives in what used to be a field, likely where her and her drunk friends used to go drink beer in high school.
May 21, 20187 yr 36 minutes ago, Trey3216 said: That or she doesn't realize that she lives in what used to be a field, likely where her and her drunk friends used to go drink beer in high school. Well, her view from the back seat of his dad's Buick was a bit foggy, tbf.
May 22, 20187 yr Author Quote Thanks Neighbors who saved James the Crow Mad props to Lisa, Melody, Brian, Fred, Chris, Mrs. Chris, Super Cute Compassionate Young Girl, her Dad and Patrice. Young Crow is being treated for an injured leg and minor dehydration at the California Wildlife Rescue in Calabasas. The Vet says he should make a full recovery and with the rest of this year’s large group of Crows will be released when ready. So victory for those who care. Thanks Crows were the first birds we'd take pot shots at with our bb guns as kids. But thank god they saved James the Crow.
May 22, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: But thank god they saved James the Crow. There oughta be a law....
May 22, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Buffsoldier said: There oughta be a law.... Quick on the draw but bullseye.
May 23, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Sbbruin said: Crows were the first birds we'd take pot shots at with our bb guns as kids. But thank god they saved James the Crow. Crowman James, eating shit off a coffee filter ‘neath the blinds the pointed beak and the shaggy brow. Folded wings out on the prowl. I hate ya then and I hate ya now, Crowman James.
May 23, 20187 yr Red alert: I’m sure it is nothing to be alarmed about but I saw a white, blond man walking down Lakewood Drive tonight carrying several clear garbage bags. First saw him at about Driftwood then again in the narrow woodsy part past the bridge toward 360. Strange thing is that I saw this man in Lakewood during the day several weeks ago carrying garbage bags as well. Just wanted everyone to be aware as I have no reason to suspect he is doing anything malicious at this point.
May 23, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said: Red alert: I’m sure it is nothing to be alarmed about but I saw a white, blond man walking down Lakewood Drive tonight carrying several clear garbage bags. First saw him at about Driftwood then again in the narrow woodsy part past the bridge toward 360. Strange thing is that I saw this man in Lakewood during the day several weeks ago carrying garbage bags as well. Just wanted everyone to be aware as I have no reason to suspect he is doing anything malicious at this point. He's white. Why is she alerting people?
May 24, 20187 yr The fact that this guy was apparently helping clean those public spaces by collecting cans was apparently lost on the "don't want to alarm you" guy.
May 25, 20187 yr Terri is pissed Riverwalk park I am beyond anger hopefully the man that was at the park this morning around 11 with his furry little dog or someone that might know him will read this. First of all I took My two three-year-old grandson’s To fish for a little bit on the new pier when lo and behold here comes this man with his furry little dog Lets him out of his vehicle to run freely as he goes onto the pier where we were trying to fish proceeds to take out his two fishing poles get them all set up get them all casted in the water never once even after hearing us holler at his dog continuously which is not the dogs fault at all. he never once turned around to attend to our call his dog so as the dog does he’s jumping on the boys wanted to play Good thing we like animals and they’re not allergic to them needless to say it keeps hiking it’s leg After it’s pissed On my grandsons it pissed in our drinks🤮 and on our bucket and Our things Still didn’t turn around acknowledge that we are mad and hollering now just kept fishing So of course we had to load up try and clean our things and come back home🤬🤬The dog even followed us all the way to our car trying to get in our car after it pissed on my tires as well I should have loaded up the dog and taken it to a more respectful owner is what I should’ve did but all I can say is he’s a very lucky man if that would have been my husband or my son he would’ve saw what a good oh Texas ass whipping was OK I’m through venting I just thought we had a leash law around here so will go back again and try this again tomorrow hopefully this ignorant person isn’t there because he won’t push this grandma around again🤬 7h ago · Riverwalk in Genera
May 25, 20187 yr On 5/18/2018 at 9:32 AM, Johnny Sack said: Update, husband arrested. Vietnamese guy who was an Executive with Direct Energy. Charged with sexual assault. He and his wife originally reported it as a break in and rape by two black males. https://www.click2houston.com/news/husband-arrested-in-connection-to-wifes-rape-at-afton-oaks-home That might be the most poorly written news article ever.
May 25, 20187 yr I'm pretty sure Angry Terri is the wife of that one Surly poster (can't remember the name, but you've surely skipped over one or more of his posts) who bangs out the unpunctuated 10,000 word screeds.
May 25, 20187 yr My Nextdoor is awash with people bitching about the apparent wave of recent car break-ins and they're discussing shit like neighborhood patrols, setting up meetings with the city, etc. Finally it starts to come out in all of this ranting that these stupid fucking idiots are parking their cars in their driveways and on the street and habitually forgetting to lock their doors. So none of these are smash and grabs. They're purely crimes of opportunity because these dumb fucks can't remember to lock their doors and they're leaving purses, bags, electronics, etc in plain sight in their cars. They did not take kindly to the suggestion that maybe cleaning out their shithole garages and parking in there, or ... locking your fucking car doors would be a much simpler solution than arming up and and playing George Zimmerman around the neighborhood.
May 25, 20187 yr When on a conference call with someone in China, I find myself getting better at understanding them the longer the call goes. That's similar to the way it was reading angry Terri's message. In fact, after reading her rant, I am having a hard time understanding other posts with proper grammar and punctuation.
May 25, 20187 yr Terri should have just kicked that fucking dog into the water. I bet it would have bothered her again.
May 25, 20187 yr 9 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said: Terri should have just kicked that fucking dog into the water. I bet it would have bothered her again.
May 25, 20187 yr 15 hours ago, Call said: Terri is pissed Riverwalk park I am beyond anger hopefully the man that was at the park this morning around 11 with his furry little dog or someone that might know him will read this. First of all I took My two three-year-old grandson’s To fish for a little bit on the new pier when lo and behold here comes this man with his furry little dog Lets him out of his vehicle to run freely as he goes onto the pier where we were trying to fish proceeds to take out his two fishing poles get them all set up get them all casted in the water never once even after hearing us holler at his dog continuously which is not the dogs fault at all. he never once turned around to attend to our call his dog so as the dog does he’s jumping on the boys wanted to play Good thing we like animals and they’re not allergic to them needless to say it keeps hiking it’s leg After it’s pissed On my grandsons it pissed in our drinks🤮 and on our bucket and Our things Still didn’t turn around acknowledge that we are mad and hollering now just kept fishing So of course we had to load up try and clean our things and come back home🤬🤬The dog even followed us all the way to our car trying to get in our car after it pissed on my tires as well I should have loaded up the dog and taken it to a more respectful owner is what I should’ve did but all I can say is he’s a very lucky man if that would have been my husband or my son he would’ve saw what a good oh Texas ass whipping was OK I’m through venting I just thought we had a leash law around here so will go back again and try this again tomorrow hopefully this ignorant person isn’t there because he won’t push this grandma around again🤬 7h ago · Riverwalk in Genera Number of periods used: 2 Number the dog went on Terri's grandkids: 1 Number of fucks anyone gives about Terri's story: 0
May 25, 20187 yr This neighborhood sounds awesome. "Lazy Wizard" would be a pretty good name for a band. Or one of those outrageously specific and deviant sex acts like Two Dogs in a Bathtub.
May 25, 20187 yr Wizard or wizard impersonator? Is he/she under the impression that wizards are real?
May 26, 20187 yr 22 hours ago, Call said: Terri is pissed Riverwalk park I am beyond anger hopefully the man that was at the park this morning around 11 with his furry little dog or someone that might know him will read this. First of all I took My two three-year-old grandson’s To fish for a little bit on the new pier when lo and behold here comes this man with his furry little dog Lets him out of his vehicle to run freely as he goes onto the pier where we were trying to fish proceeds to take out his two fishing poles get them all set up get them all casted in the water never once even after hearing us holler at his dog continuously which is not the dogs fault at all. he never once turned around to attend to our call his dog so as the dog does he’s jumping on the boys wanted to play Good thing we like animals and they’re not allergic to them needless to say it keeps hiking it’s leg After it’s pissed On my grandsons it pissed in our drinks🤮 and on our bucket and Our things Still didn’t turn around acknowledge that we are mad and hollering now just kept fishing So of course we had to load up try and clean our things and come back home🤬🤬The dog even followed us all the way to our car trying to get in our car after it pissed on my tires as well I should have loaded up the dog and taken it to a more respectful owner is what I should’ve did but all I can say is he’s a very lucky man if that would have been my husband or my son he would’ve saw what a good oh Texas ass whipping was OK I’m through venting I just thought we had a leash law around here so will go back again and try this again tomorrow hopefully this ignorant person isn’t there because he won’t push this grandma around again🤬 7h ago · Riverwalk in Genera she spoke and drank rapidly a glass of water
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