June 20, 20187 yr On 6/18/2018 at 5:53 PM, tbone_ said: I was told there aren’t anymore dads and daughters Girl Scout campouts anymore, you know because #metoo and all. At least we haven’t had any in the 5 years I’ve had a Girl Scout. A friend did these with his daughter. it wasn't girl scouts it was through the YMCA. He told me the first year a few guys brought some stuff. He said the 2nd year it was like a frat party, they had booze everywhere and most of the dads spent 48 hours completely hammered. said it was pretty hilarious.
June 20, 20187 yr If you don't want to talk to the other dads, just say something like "Oh, that's your daughter? She's gonna be pretty hot when she turns 18."Yea, no.
June 21, 20187 yr Oh noes, a COYOTE! And it's QUITE LARGE. What else can be done! Quote A coyote was seen heading down our street , Highland Hills Terrace , off of HH drive , wed at 1:20. He was headed to Highland Hills Pass at the end of the block. He was QUITE LARGE . Keep your pets safe ! It was reported to 311. What else can be done ! For reference, this is the included photo of the original poster, who at the time was apparently unaware that she was about to be kicked in the shins by hundreds of shifty penguins:
June 21, 20187 yr Nice for her to wear a target on her shirt for all the tourist traps to take aim at.
June 28, 20187 yr 14 minutes ago, woohorn said: Bitch needs to mow her yard. I doubt that is a skill that she possesses.
June 29, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said: Reply that it’s a young sesame seed tree and highly invasive. "It's a highly invasive non native plant that sucks up water away from native plants. Unfortunately you can't really get rid of it you can only hope to contain it. it WILL spread if not properly controlled. The only real way to control is periodic mowing."
June 29, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, BurntEyes said: I... WHY? Why the fuck would you wear that outside the US. Hell, why would someone choose that sweater at all. I guess I'm "Un-American" Board any flight inbound to the US from abroad and there is a mighty good chance you'll see at least a couple tards wearing red white and blue all over for their return trip. Of course I never have to interact with them since they're all surely flying coach.
June 29, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, TornACL said: Board any flight inbound to the US from abroad and there is a mighty good chance you'll see at least a couple tards wearing red white and blue all over for their return trip. Of course I never have to interact with them since they're all surely flying coach. You misspelled surly.
June 29, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, TornACL said: Of course I never have to interact with them since they're all surely flying coach. You and me both, brother. You and me both.
June 29, 20187 yr 12 hours ago, TornACL said: Board any flight inbound to the US from abroad and there is a mighty good chance you'll see at least a couple tards wearing red white and blue all over for their return trip. Of course I never have to interact with them since they're all surely flying coach. I've had much better luck sporting this red white and blue abroad.
June 29, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, PencilPusher said: I've had much better luck sporting this red white and blue abroad. They probably think that you're Chilean.
June 30, 20187 yr I've had much better luck sporting this red white and blue abroad. That got me laid in IosI do not like OU
June 30, 20187 yr On 6/20/2018 at 11:35 PM, tbone_ said: Yea, no. Yea, no - you’re not going to say that or yea, no - she’s not going to be hot?
June 30, 20187 yr On 6/17/2018 at 8:31 AM, Okie State said: I like that Halloween has turned into an excuse for parents to drink openly in the neighborhood. Margarita stations, beer coolers, wine tables setup in the driveway every few houses. I don't remember it being like that when I was a kid, but maybe I was just too zoned in on the mission at hand to notice. My tradition these days is a bomber of Pumpkinator in a discreet cup as I take my kids around to trick-or-treat. What! margarita stations? Where is this neighborhood, asking for a friend
July 1, 20187 yr Somebody's gonna eat Dick tonight.Sent from my XT1650 using Tapatalk Richard was probably delicious. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
July 1, 20187 yr 8 hours ago, Paco said: Somebody's gonna eat Dick tonight. Sent from my XT1650 using Tapatalk You should PM him to see if will share a wing with you
July 1, 20187 yr I just gave away a rooster this week, actually. Of course, I gave him to someone who wanted to make fajitas out of him, so it's a little different. He wasn't named Richard, though. His name was Little Bastard.
July 2, 20187 yr On 6/21/2018 at 2:14 PM, jimmyjazz said: Oh noes, a COYOTE! And it's QUITE LARGE. What else can be done! Quote A coyote was seen heading down our street , Highland Hills Terrace , off of HH drive , wed at 1:20. He was headed to Highland Hills Pass at the end of the block. He was QUITE LARGE . Keep your pets safe ! It was reported to 311. What else can be done ! People who name neighborhood street names like this deserve to burn in hell.
July 2, 20187 yr 11 minutes ago, OrangEngr said: People who name neighborhood street names like this deserve to burn in hell. They deserve to have all of their mail to go to the wrong place.
July 2, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, OrangEngr said: People who name neighborhood street names like this deserve to burn in hell. Yep, that's how you end up thinking your rented 415 Beach Ave when you know you rented 415 Beach Ln.
July 2, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, Trey3216 said: Yep, that's how you end up thinking your rented 415 Beach Ave when you know you rented 415 Beach Ln.
July 2, 20187 yr 8 hours ago, gyroprotagonist said: and get pizza delivered cold Damn you and your avatar picture, can't stop looking.
July 3, 20187 yr Yeah, I guess. But they seem to be doing all that by themselves. Suggestions being Goode Company, Hickory Hollow, and lamenting the closure of County Line. It’s like they are trolling themselves. Holy shit, you must really be in suburbia hell.
July 4, 20187 yr Can’t wait to see the fireworks complaints. In the meantime, here is a good one:Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
July 4, 20187 yr On 7/2/2018 at 8:46 AM, OrangEngr said: People who name neighborhood street names like this deserve to burn in Highland Hills Hell. FIFY
July 4, 20187 yr Not nextdoor, but certainly appropriate. And spectacularly psychotic. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/macomb/2018/07/02/chesterfield-township-resident-threatens-retaliation-neighbors-fireworks/750314002/
July 5, 20187 yr I actually saw this dude pulling out of HEB in his "Cabela's" F-250, didn't think one thing about the dog in the all white bed. Edited July 5, 20187 yr by PvilleStang
July 5, 20187 yr I'm chuckling at all the posts about fireworks and how the cops should do something about them. Yeah, that's high on the priority list when it's nearing midnight on July 4th. And won't someone think of the children should be replaced by won't someone think of the dogs.
July 5, 20187 yr My buddy and I used to transport his dog in the back of his pickup truck. And by "dog", I mean his younger brother. And sometimes my buddy would hit the brakes really hard and his dog would fly forward and bang his head on the back window of the cab, and then he'd cry for a while. Ever heard a dog cry? Sounds eerily like a 13 YO boy.
July 5, 20187 yr 1 reply in the continuous firework thread - And in addition to terrifying pets and those with ptsd, fireworks kill many birds, who are frightened from their perches at night and fly disoriented into walls.
July 5, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said: 1 reply in the continuous firework thread - And in addition to terrifying pets and those with ptsd, fireworks kill many birds, who are frightened from their perches at night and fly disoriented into walls. Cleaning up all the dead birds from our yard is a wonderful 5th of July tradition. 'Merica!
July 5, 20187 yr 30 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Cleaning up all the dead birds from our yard is a wonderful 5th of July tradition. 'Merica! Put them in the freezer and save them for eating on Tuesdays.
July 5, 20187 yr 47 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said: My buddy and I used to transport his dog in the back of his pickup truck. And by "dog", I mean his younger brother. And sometimes my buddy would hit the brakes really hard and his dog would fly forward and bang his head on the back window of the cab, and then he'd cry for a while. Ever heard a dog cry? Sounds eerily like a 13 YO boy. My old man used to drive us all around Dallas in the bed of his pickup in the 80s. Although probably not on 103 degree days. Ahhhh, those fun, carelessly irresponsible times....
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