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10 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Fishing line strung at neck height should prevent that

 

On 7/5/2018 at 9:02 PM, SKJ said:

That's one fuck that deserved a beating

Pay it forward bro, pay it forward.

On 7/13/2018 at 3:38 PM, PvilleStang said:

Speaking, haven't seen Ray Pugh's latest resurrection on Surly yet...

Badmofo has probably invited him back to shaggyscat.

On 7/19/2018 at 11:16 AM, Trey3216 said:

Putting them big bucks into the tank

I'll bet you're right, bet she has had some really big bucks in her tank.

Not necessarily dumb, but I enjoyed the rant.

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A friend of mine did that with his car once while I was in another car driving down the street. Dude was outside getting his newspaper. He throws the newspaper through my friends open window and almost caused him to hit a tree. I was laughing my ass off watching it.

It reminds me of this.
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I'm not sure if this lady is a genius troll or just doesn't get that posting a tiny bit more information on the bike would prevent the constant "is it my bike posts?"

 

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On 7/30/2018 at 1:25 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Years ago I was almost hit in Oak Hill on Highway 290 by a semi carrying chickens.

those are always the worst kind of semis

19 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

those are always the worst kind of semis

EDIT:  I couldn't figure out how you attributed that quote to me . . . then I realized it was buried in a nextdoor response.

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Nothing will get little Jack and Jill to shut their mouths at dinner time like presenting their skinned teddy bear for dinner.  Great Family Fun!!!  

8 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Chicken Bear has to to be a fake/troll job

I checked, it was originally posted from Louisiana, which means she was as serious as a heart attack

That's the thing nightmares are made of. I'll take 2.

I checked, it was originally posted from Louisiana, which means she was as serious as a heart attack
Probably filled with delicious boudin
1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I checked, it was originally posted from Louisiana, which means she was as serious as a heart attack

So, blackened chicken bear?  Does it shine shoes, too?

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So, blackened chicken bear?  Does it shine shoes, too?

Does Tom Brady get scared of Chicken Ted?? 

46 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Never change Austin.  Never change. 

 

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When I think vegetarian, I think chain BBQ restaurant.  

honest question, why do you block out their name?

I mean they posted that on a PUBLIC message board.  They deserve the responses like Trey's above.   

I have no problem if you a vegan or vegetarian, but you dont get to complain that a fking breakfast taco from a known BBQ joint isnt vegetarian enough for you

 

and you deserve to get internet responses asking you on what planet is Rudy's NOT local to Greater Austin?  they fucking started in the Hill Country (OK, OK, its technically more local to San Antonio).  I mean, just because Taco shack started in Austin proper 20 years ago, doesnt mean Rudy's isnt fucking local as well.

Complaining about Vegan options at a BBQ restaurant. Just amazing.

18 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Complaining about Vegan options at a BBQ restaurant. Just amazing.

The bark on the cauliflower is to die for.

On 8/6/2018 at 3:30 PM, zman13 said:

I'm not sure if this lady is a genius troll or just doesn't get that posting a tiny bit more information on the bike would prevent the constant "is it my bike posts?"

 

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In all honesty, if she posted that she found a red mongoose bike, how many people, looking for a free bike, would claim it?  This is Lost & Found 101.

She could say it's an adult bike or child's bike.

She could say it's a red bike. Or a blue bike.

That alone would cut down on people getting hopeful and posting about their stolen bikes and getting rejected.

18 minutes ago, zman13 said:

She could say it's an adult bike or child's bike.

She could say it's a red bike. Or a blue bike.

That alone would cut down on people getting hopeful and posting about their stolen bikes and getting rejected.

And think about how many Surly threads go away if people acted with rational aforethought. 

Stop trying to fix these idiots and enjoy.



honest question, why do you block out their name?
I mean they posted that on a PUBLIC message board.


Nextdoor isn't exactly a "PUBLIC" message board, plus the forwarding poster may not want to be doxed.
55 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

Clearly he's blacking out his own name.  

If that was posted here, there would be no doubt in anyone's mind that it was a troll job.

 

But since it was posted in the Rosedale NextDoor, we know 100% that it is a totally serious.

7 hours ago, Okie State said:

Complaining about Vegan options at a BBQ restaurant. Just amazing.

But who doesn't like tofu burnt ends?

 

 

Juan sounds like every person who’s done work on my house ever.

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Don’t start no shit, Juan be no shit.

She should’ve at least let him finish. Because if I know Juan thing, it’s Juan see starts, it’s almost impossible to stop.

I really wouldn't Juan to crap my pants either.

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