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3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i would rather read the story about a garage stolen

TL:DR -- the chicken did it.

53 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i would rather read the story about a garage stolen

Levon used his cartoon balloons.  

No, those were his everyday balloons 

Here's a pic that was posted of Enrique sitting and thinking about intimidating women.
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The lady in the middle has a typical suburban housewife combo of wheat thins and aspirin all queued up.

They were gonna name it "Swinger's Cove"...but they felt that was too obvious.  

Well, you predate suburbs and had multiple wives as was the custom in your era.  So you tell me?  

Sorry...I kid, I kid. 

I dunno, there's gossip and there's people I take pretty serious...and a couple of them tell me that the swinging scene out in Lakeway/Steiner Ranch/etc. is still going strong.  

As in.....to swing

On 4/5/2019 at 2:11 PM, Armybrat said:

Is suburban swinging still a thing?

Not sure if ever went away

So this lady is clearly nuts. Won't stop making threads about getting ripped off by a tree service. We get it, that sucks. Don't pay for work that hasn't been completed. Lesson learned the hard way.0c7269c70f63b5d67eace6f2063d5351.jpg192d5267d9939ce957ba2357fd519ab9.jpg9b238d7640429a9fe082e07c4db6072b.jpgbf64ff47b7e2ae736225390ce9c1fbcd.jpg

This guy's post backfired with 60 something replies essentially calling him a dumbass.

Boycott CVS

CVS is not being a good neighbor and the manager does not seem to even care about the weeds blowing seeds EVERYWHERE. He thinks "Who cares?"

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7 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

This guy's post backfired with 60 something replies essentially calling him a dumbass.

Boycott CVS

CVS is not being a good neighbor and the manager does not seem to even care about the weeds blowing seeds EVERYWHERE. He thinks "Who cares?"

There was also a good post yesterday from a woman offering free anti-vax forms.  It turned out as expected, and I'm sure it'll still be blowing up today.

35 minutes ago, Gunsup said:

There was also a good post yesterday from a woman offering free anti-vax forms.  It turned out as expected, and I'm sure it'll still be blowing up today.

God,  Bless America

50 minutes ago, Gunsup said:

There was also a good post yesterday from a woman offering free anti-vax forms.  It turned out as expected, and I'm sure it'll still be blowing up today.

Yeah.  Today someone replied with a link to child coffins.

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

Yeah.  Today someone replied with a link to child coffins.

Well if you vax them, they won't need coffins. Duh.

Neighbor #1: Kiwi, my 3-legged cat, has not come home again. Please let me know if you see her.

 

Neighbor #2: What color is the cat?

 

Uh... it has three legs!?  How many three legged cats are running around?

On 4/12/2019 at 8:58 AM, Gunsup said:

There was also a good post yesterday from a woman offering free anti-vax forms.  It turned out as expected, and I'm sure it'll still be blowing up today.

This thread was fucking gold.

On 4/12/2019 at 8:48 AM, Jerry Callo said:

This guy's post backfired with 60 something replies essentially calling him a dumbass.

Boycott CVS

CVS is not being a good neighbor and the manager does not seem to even care about the weeds blowing seeds EVERYWHERE. He thinks "Who cares?"

This is the ND post that I was going to add to this thread.

That poster is a piece of work.  Apparently he in n the board here and is the stereotypical HOA meddling pretentious fuckstick.

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55 post thread on inconsiderate people blocking sidewalk access by parking in their driveways. Travis' post got me. And he got 5 Thanks for it!😂

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3 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

55 post thread on inconsiderate people blocking sidewalk access by parking in their driveways. Travis' post got me. And he got 5 Thanks for it!😂

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Sounds like Travis needs to move his car.

On 4/3/2019 at 11:15 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

Tanglewood Forrest. 

Someone won Subdivision Naming Bingo.

I was going to say that I think I've lived near that place . . . in four different states.

On 4/12/2019 at 10:34 AM, Trey3216 said:

God,  Bless America

America, Bless God

 

🤡

The old bag's just mad because she has writer's block, it whatever stupid artform she takes part in. 
I mean, if you're not stuck, a stupid barking dog isn't going to bother you
How can she hear the music over the sound of this

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7 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

How can she hear the music over the sound of this

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Phlegm, someone has hacked your Amazon wish list!

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Phlegm, someone has hacked your Amazon wish list!

Phlegm is Zack Smith?

I love the first two responses to this post about registering for Austin Energy text messages.  The first reply is about a couple of lost dogs, and the second is "regester".  God damn.  Nextdoor is AOL.

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So I got a flyer in the mail this week inviting me to join the newly created Nextdoor group for my neighborhood. Thoughts?

5 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

So I got a flyer in the mail this week inviting me to join the newly created Nextdoor group for my neighborhood. Thoughts?

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13 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

So I got a flyer in the mail this week inviting me to join the newly created Nextdoor group for my neighborhood. Thoughts?

you must promise yourself you wont ever, ever, ever post or reply.  

No matter how stupid, or idiotic the post you read, you must not reply.    

You wont win, and you may say something the neighborhood cabal deems offensive enough to egg your house.

Just screenshot it and post it here for us to all laugh at.

22 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

you must promise yourself you wont ever, ever, ever post or reply.  

No matter how stupid, or idiotic the post you read, you must not reply.    

You wont win, and you may say something the neighborhood cabal deems offensive enough to egg your house.

Just screenshot it and post it here for us to all laugh at.

I know jack squat about it, can they identify a person or can I just join in for the lurking anonymously? Is it searchable by address and such? I don't want the crazies all up in my bidnib.

OK, this topic isn't all that out of bounds if the driver is truly a menace, but the Penthouse Forum nature of the second line got me:

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Sounds like Penthouse Forum douchebag was playing traffic cop and letting people in and slowing up traffic. I hate these people.

Yeah, that's just nuts.  And what you have family for.

On 4/20/2019 at 6:07 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

 

 

One of my wife's teaching co-workers put her own meal train up at the school.   It was a 2 month sign up sheet.  We fucking laughed and gave them a gift card.  People are losing their minds these days.  

21 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

One of my wife's teaching co-workers put her own meal train up at the school.   

I'm afraid to ask. WTF is that?

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