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Restocking toilet paper in the bathrooms would be a start. Have seen some pretty nice HOA pools where the bathrooms are foul because everyone thinks it's not their problem.

 

Until it is.

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15 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Everyone's shit is everyone's problem. 

Just think about it...

I don’t think about TOS.

I just got a laugh reading some neighborhood ninnies whining & crying about a developer cutting down a bunch of trees (tree murderer!) to build a new neighborhood close to ours by Brushy Creek. Someone had to ask them what was the difference between that developer and the ones who built all their houses here 15-25 years ago.

Dumbasses.

Same thing here.  "Where will the animals go?"  "Why can't we keep anything natural?"  or my favorite "What'll happen to the cows?"

Where specifically AB? I can just moved to San Antonio but lived in Cat Hollow close to the two gas stations.

On 7/24/2019 at 4:44 PM, deft said:

Where specifically AB? I can just moved to San Antonio but lived in Cat Hollow close to the two gas stations.

On the east side of the Fern Bluff MUD down to Hairy Man Road by the bridge that crosses Brushy Creek.. 

  • 3 weeks later...

Nextdoor is full of pussies like Theresa above, and massively depressed people. 

My Nextdoor will have a post with a completely innocuous question about a cable company, and the first replies are always, ALWAYS something like "I wouldn't know, I canceled my cable television 7 years ago, those crooks raised my rates and took away Roseanne reruns..." followed by "Yeah echo the above, I threw all my televisions in the trash last month, television is the worst."

On 7/22/2019 at 11:00 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

 

 

what a bitch, he was done cheating.

Apparently the renovations at H-E-B Far West (Little Israel) have ruffled some feathers.  I don't have it in me to subject you to the replies, but suffice it to say that MOVING ITEMS AROUND THE STORE ONCE EVERY 12 YEARS IS AN ABOMINATION BEFORE GOD/YAHWEH!!!  No word from Maurice . . . yet:

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Is anyone disappointed to see the cheese shop at H-E-B relegated to a wall and Maurice somewhat displaced? It’s a first world problem to be sure. I just wondered if there was any way to bring it back.

 

I lived in NW Hills for 15 years and remember when they moved from the old spot to that new one behind it. I was pissed bc I had fond memories of being left at the old HEB not once, not twice, but three times by my parents who for some reason forgot they had a kid. In their defense, every time it happened they had arrived in separate cars and thought the other had taken me home.  

That new HEB was actually pretty cool when it opened though. They had some legit food I didn't know existed before it's opening. 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Apparently the renovations at H-E-B Far West (Little Israel) have ruffled some feathers.  I don't have it in me to subject you to the replies, but suffice it to say that MOVING ITEMS AROUND THE STORE ONCE EVERY 12 YEARS IS AN ABOMINATION BEFORE GOD/YAHWEH!!!  No word from Maurice . . . yet:

 

Dare you to reply "That's not kosher!"

Nah, I get threatened with bannination nearly every time I post anything on there.  It's meant for the olds.  (Olds-er than me even.)  Call them out on their stupid rules that are routinely ignored and you become persona non grata pronto and permanently.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Apparently the renovations at H-E-B Far West (Little Israel) have ruffled some feathers.  I don't have it in me to subject you to the replies, but suffice it to say that MOVING ITEMS AROUND THE STORE ONCE EVERY 12 YEARS IS AN ABOMINATION BEFORE GOD/YAHWEH!!!  No word from Maurice . . . yet:

 

He's over in the corner, speaking on the pompitous of love 

17 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Apparently the renovations at H-E-B Far West (Little Israel) have ruffled some feathers.  I don't have it in me to subject you to the replies, but suffice it to say that MOVING ITEMS AROUND THE STORE ONCE EVERY 12 YEARS IS AN ABOMINATION BEFORE GOD/YAHWEH!!!  No word from Maurice . . . yet:

 

 

The replies are the reason this thread exists.

A great Nextdoor headline:

My cleaning lady has 2 openings!

 

 

Which one is she missing?

^

 I saw the word prophylactic, I read the rest of it in Frank Constanza’s voice.

”We  leave North West Hills for the weekend and you turn our neighborhood into Bourbon Street .?!?!?”

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

^

 I saw the word prophylactic, I read the rest of it in Frank Constanza’s voice.

”We  leave North West Hills for the weekend and you turn our neighborhood into Bourbon Street .?!?!?”

Lol.  There is absolutely no way NOT to read your post w/o hearing Frank Costanza's voice.

Phlegm, someone has hacked your Amazon wish list!
Wat? I got eleventy hundred of em all mounted on ztr mowers!
That's one of the reasons that I don't have any friends.  For the most part friends suck.
Your friends are Sooners?

Just got a notice in the mail to join our local nd. 

Mrs. Mullet asks "hey maybe we should join this, see what's going on in the neighborhood"

Me:  (laughing, thinking about this thread) oh yeah sure.  tell you what, log on to it and read a bit, then get back to me.

30 mins later

MM: holy shit sounds like a whole bunch fat stay at home moms with nothing better to do

tried ta told ya


MM: holy shit sounds like a whole bunch fat stay at home moms with nothing better to do


[Vic]How do I sign up?[/Mackey]

I don’t even.

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Hi all, One of my pet rats has advanced HED (essentially paralysis of the hind legs). She has just been to the vet last week and is perfectly healthy otherwise. I want to switch her from Aspen bedding to blankets, as it would be more comfortable for her to get around on. If anyone has receiving or thin baby blankets they no longer need, please contact me with your price. I'm not picky on colors or patterns at all, cotton or flannel fabric preferred.

 

 

 

Ask for pics of her rats, obviously.

She’s not picky on color or patterns...or...the rat is not picky?

Someone in my neighborhood spotted an uninjured homing pigeon in their yard, and there are now 30 posts intensely discussing the best way to return it to its owner. 

I mean, you’ve already got the rat in a fucking cage, now it’s paralyzed and instead of euthanizing it you’re gonna make it drag itself around?  At least feed it to a snake or something with dignity!  

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14 hours ago, TornACL said:

Someone in my neighborhood spotted an uninjured homing pigeon in their yard, and there are now 30 posts intensely discussing the best way to return it to its owner. 

Are they exchanging recipes? 

On ‎8‎/‎28‎/‎2019 at 10:59 PM, mulletpelini said:

Sure hope they're homing in on an answer

That joke laid an egg.

That’s fucking hilarious

5 minutes ago, deft said:

That’s fucking hilarious

Can you imagine allowing someone to tear the roof off of your house without asking any questions?

1 hour ago, You don't know me said:

Pretty sure that's part of a new gang initiation.

DON'T FLASH YOU HIGH BEAMS IF SOMEONE TAKES YOUR ROOF OFF!!! 

"Any recommendations for travel to Airport from xxxx(my neighborhood).  Thanks"

 

I recommended a helicopter

Is that Leander by chance? Last week a roofing crew came and loaded up a whole bunch of pallets of shingles on the roof of a neighbor about eight doors down. Problem is they didn't order a new roof. Shingles stayed up there about a week until someone came and got them.

Missed an opportunity to sell said shingles on Nextdoor.

On 8/27/2019 at 7:01 PM, TornACL said:

Someone in my neighborhood spotted an uninjured homing pigeon in their yard, and there are now 30 posts intensely discussing the best way to return it to its owner. 

Last week I ate a bbq pigeon in Chicago's Chinatown, so this hits close to home.  Son of a gun still had its head attached.  

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