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Need to follow that one closely so we can get the "does anyone know how to treat monkey bites?" thread

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She was quickly and soundly convinced not to obtain a baby monkey. 

From my sister’s neighborhood in ABQ. The local liberals are quite upset about the murderous feral cats decimating the bird population. Their fellow liberals are quite proud of the “catch, spay, and release” municipal program. Nothing like some good liberal-on-liberal arguing. 
 

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1 minute ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Oh shit it's political sign stealing season!!! Three threads about it this week!!

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1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Oh shit it's political sign stealing season!!! Three threads about it this week!!

complete with grainy Ring footage?

 

34 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

complete with grainy Ring footage?

 

ding dong

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On 9/2/2020 at 4:02 PM, nnm said:

From my sister’s neighborhood in ABQ. The local liberals are quite upset about the murderous feral cats decimating the bird population. Their fellow liberals are quite proud of the “catch, spay, and release” municipal program. Nothing like some good liberal-on-liberal arguing. 
 

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One of our 2 cats is a ruthless killer.  She brings in (sometimes only what's left of) a few birds per week, along with mice, lizards, or any other small creature.  She don't give af.

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On 8/20/2020 at 2:15 PM, Brothahorn said:

I'm my street's point person.

Whenever something goes wrong, they point to me.

You no doubt look suspicious.

59 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

complete with grainy Ring footage?

 

Not yet, it obviously just devolves onto a pro Trump/anti Trump finger point fest. 

What crack me up the most is the thought that the cops give two shits about it.  You could probably give the cops crystal clear footage of the their face, work name tag, license plate and their divers license and the cops would just file it away..  they ain't gonna do all that paperwork over a 50 cent piece of plastic and a 10 cent wire frame.  

 

That seems impenetrable. 

On 8/25/2020 at 6:47 PM, atomheartbevo said:

I fired Roman candles at a couple of cars back in the 80s when I was a kid.  Seeing them* bounce off the windshield was a sight to behold, and it's a wonder nobody tried to kill me.

*Only one made contact with a car, the rest shot out in different directions.

I grew up in a small town in Western NY. During the winter months, the only fun in our pre/early teen years was to throw snowballs at cars driving down the streets. 

On 8/15/2020 at 4:58 PM, Okie State said:

Not me. Just the guy who started the thread.

Someone steal his copper wiring!

 

45 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Saw this on reddit

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My god, he can afford that much aluminum siding.  He must be doing really well with the tax cuts.  God bless him.  These are the days, America! 

During the last election, I saw a Trump sign in Westerville, OH that was surrounded by a 6’ fence. It stopped the thefts, but not the paint ball guns!

On 9/23/2020 at 5:35 PM, nnm said:

Problem?  Solution. 
https://apnews.com/8d4cd802f58ee5ec161cf167fbf4ceb3

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(/noCR)

Spends $750 on a security system to protect a $7.50 yard sign.  Deducts the $750 on his taxes as a consultancy fee. 

Seems completely appropriate for 2020. 

/noCR unless we're gonna make math political.  Which we're probably only a few weeks away from doing.  

An impressive post on a thread about a dog that got loose from its yard and attacked another dog. I feel like it's one of those "Correct the errors in the following sentence" exercises you got in fourth grade:

"I wouldve contact the other dog owner to have pay the vets bill. They should keep there dog under control, or not level there dog out if it can get out of it’s yard."

2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

An impressive post on a thread about a dog that got loose from its yard and attacked another dog. I feel like it's one of those "Correct the errors in the following sentence" exercises you got in fourth grade:

"I wouldve contact the other dog owner to have pay the vets bill. They should keep there dog under control, or not level there dog out if it can get out of it’s yard."

Yes, living in Katy, I’m surrounded by aggy and non-native English speakers. Most ND posts are gibberish. At least I can figure out what the non-native English speakers are trying to say, and at least they have an excuse. 

Saw this on reddit
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I can’t imagine how small one’s penis must be to have this display their front yard.

I don't understand the fascination that some of you have with size of another man's penis.  

Fascination? More like admiration!  Guy with that doughy build, shitty house, and razor wire signage...his wife has to be at least...190 pounds.  I mean...that's tremendous birthing hips.  

I musta missed a meeting but women in homes like that (no CR) went from being attractive to a mandatory 175 pounds in one election cycle.  

Big women need loving too.

37 minutes ago, leaf said:

I don't understand the fascination that some of you have with size of another man's penis.  

not that there's anything wrong with that seinfeld GIF by myLAB Box

1 hour ago, leaf said:

I don't understand the fascination that some of you have with size of another man's penis.  

That’s because you’re new here

I bet you drive a jacked up truck too don’t you.

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One of our 2 cats is a ruthless killer.  She brings in (sometimes only what's left of) a few birds per week, along with mice, lizards, or any other small creature.  She don't give af.
Cats around here usually end up as coyote food.
I don't understand the fascination that some of you have with size of another man's penis.  

So that’s your yard sign huh?
1 hour ago, Chewbacca said:
On 9/23/2020 at 4:33 PM, Sbbruin said:
One of our 2 cats is a ruthless killer.  She brings in (sometimes only what's left of) a few birds per week, along with mice, lizards, or any other small creature.  She don't give af.

Cats around here usually end up as coyote food.

 

#teamcoyote

 

 

6 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

An impressive post on a thread about a dog that got loose from its yard and attacked another dog. I feel like it's one of those "Correct the errors in the following sentence" exercises you got in fourth grade:

"I wouldve contact the other dog owner to have pay the vets bill. They should keep there dog under control, or not level there dog out if it can get out of it’s yard."

Does that neighbor have eggs for sell?

11 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Does that neighbor have eggs for sell?

They just might, I sweatergod

On 9/24/2020 at 6:06 PM, dingleberryswitzer said:

Saw this on reddit

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that guy has the right to his beliefs and should be able to support whoever he chooses in his yard. 
however if I was 16 and lived in that neighborhood, I would definitely burn that shit down with a fire arrow. Even if I was a a Trump supporter, the setup alone demands it.

On 9/2/2020 at 6:02 PM, nnm said:

From my sister’s neighborhood in ABQ. The local liberals are quite upset about the murderous feral cats decimating the bird population. Their fellow liberals are quite proud of the “catch, spay, and release” municipal program. Nothing like some good liberal-on-liberal arguing. 
 

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What is a liberal?

I don't understand the fascination that some of you have with size of another man's penis.  


Sorry about your small penis.
5 hours ago, luke duke said:

 


Sorry about your small penis.

 

Motto worthy

Post with blurry picture of the Moon:  Red Moon. What’s going on with the moon? It looks so red

Well reasoned response:  I believe Mars was near moon and it might be reflected off Mars color?

 

Edited by Jerry Callo

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On 9/2/2020 at 6:02 PM, nnm said:

From my sister’s neighborhood in ABQ. The local liberals are quite upset about the murderous feral cats decimating the bird population. Their fellow liberals are quite proud of the “catch, spay, and release” municipal program. Nothing like some good liberal-on-liberal arguing. 

 

On 9/30/2020 at 11:22 PM, Chewbacca said:

Cats around here usually end up as coyote food.

 

On 10/1/2020 at 12:30 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

#teamcoyote

I can go a couple of months without checking this thread, but every time I do ultimately check-in, it leads me to check my own Nextdoor feed. This was the first post I saw this evening

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Having just read the feral cat comments on this thread, it brought the lulz. She (a feral cat, mind you)  loved the outdoors and the fresh air. 

 

1 hour ago, TKthunder2 said:

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This would be a fantastic gag if you had a photo of a buddy by a public pool and could photoshop a realistic looking diaper. Or possibly the last place prize in a fantasy football league, make em pose for that photo and post on a random nextdoor page for some laughs. It would probably be a bit much to post in the poor saps actual nextdoor page. Although it would definitely motivate those fucks in the last few places to stay engaged and at least attempt to field competitive teams. 

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On 10/30/2020 at 8:01 PM, TKthunder2 said:

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"Please feel free to message me if you see him again... and give me his exact location.

Signed,

New lactating mother"

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That guy has gotta have a Surly handle.

On 10/30/2020 at 9:06 PM, Blotto said:

 

 

I can go a couple of months without checking this thread, but every time I do ultimately check-in, it leads me to check my own Nextdoor feed. This was the first post I saw this evening

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Having just read the feral cat comments on this thread, it brought the lulz. She (a feral cat, mind you)  loved the outdoors and the fresh air. 

 

 

 

Hey blotto, please tell your nextdoor feed that coyotes eat a lot of rats and mice as well. And don't shit in people's sandboxes or flower beds or massacre song birds while doing it.

 

 

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Not Nextdoor, but immediately made me think of this thread.

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4 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Not Nextdoor, but immediately made me think of this thread.

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I think this qualifies.

Just got an alert on my Ring about "there are a lot of helicopters flying over in the past 30 min?  WTF?" and I responded "It's fine.  This isn't Nextdoor."  

Boy that ruffled some feathers.  Got two responses within 2 minutes saying 1) It IS Nextdoor and 2) maybe you should just stop reading

People are nuts.

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