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3 hours ago, Crapinon said:

 

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They are nasty looking and sounding critters tho. 

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

They are nasty looking and sounding critters tho. 

Yeah, but they are about as harmless as you can get. I have one that sneaks into our garage occasionally. I just pick it up by it's tail and carry it out. The only thing I don't like is they will crap everywhere. The one that comes around to eat our cats food will crap while it's eating out of the bowl.

Yeah, but they are about as harmless as you can get. I have one that sneaks into our garage occasionally. I just pick it up by it's tail and carry it out. The only thing I don't like is they will crap everywhere. The one that comes around to eat our cats food will crap while it's eating out of the bowl.
Username definitely checks out.

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On 3/23/2021 at 10:56 PM, Crapinon said:

Yeah, but they are about as harmless as you can get. I have one that sneaks into our garage occasionally. I just pick it up by it's tail and carry it out. The only thing I don't like is they will crap everywhere. The one that comes around to eat our cats food will crap while it's eating out of the bowl.

Username checks out

(Edit: day late and a dollar short).

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The problem with finding an injured squirrel is you need 3 or 4 more to make a decent stew.

19 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

The problem with finding an injured squirrel is you need 3 or 4 more to make a decent stew.

They're not bad deep fried in corn meal or flour. 

7 hours ago, miguelito said:

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Our family pet Bon Bon loves to take care of injured squirrels. She also accepts rabbits, birds, chipmunks, and even skunks. I"ll pm you my contact info and you can send it to your neighbor.

 

On 3/23/2021 at 9:56 PM, Crapinon said:

Yeah, but they are about as harmless as you can get. I have one that sneaks into our garage occasionally. I just pick it up by it's tail and carry it out. The only thing I don't like is they will crap everywhere. The one that comes around to eat our cats food will crap while it's eating out of the bowl.

I bet some Walmart patrons do the same... from the looks of them.

11 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I bet some Walmart patrons do the same... from the looks of them.

I highly advise industrial grade PPE if you are planning on picking up Walmart customers by their tails.

On 3/30/2021 at 8:07 AM, miguelito said:

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We must be neighbors, I saw this one too and thought maybe a really high cliff but a 22 would be better. 

On 3/23/2021 at 9:56 PM, Crapinon said:

Yeah, but they are about as harmless as you can get. I have one that sneaks into our garage occasionally. I just pick it up by it's tail and carry it out. The only thing I don't like is they will crap everywhere. The one that comes around to eat our cats food will crap while it's eating out of the bowl.

Rabbits come into our back yard. They're nice to see, every now and then. Squirrels would be fine, too. 

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On 3/31/2021 at 1:21 PM, Restinmybones said:

Rabbits come into our back yard. They're nice to see, every now and then. Squirrels would be fine, too. 

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Rabbits come into our backyard also. They don’t go out. High velocity pellet gun takes care of them. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Rabbits come into our backyard also. They don’t go out. High velocity pellet gun takes care of them. 

 

 

Rabbits come into our backyard also. They don't go out. High velocity terrier mix takes care of them.

 

 

9 hours ago, nnm said:

Rabbits come into our backyard also. They don’t go out. High velocity pellet gun takes care of them. 

Just curious, but why?  Are you eating them?  Are they eating your garden?

I have rabbits that come into my yard and I enjoy watching them.  They can't eat anything I'm growing though. 

Mockingbirds, on the other hand, blueberry bushes and tomatoes...  Get yourself a PCP pellet gun.  It doesn't destroy a scope and you don't have to keep sighting it in.  A bit of an expensive investment initially with either a scuba tank or a compressor, but you'll love not missing because your scope is off.

11 minutes ago, retsevlys said:

Just curious, but why?  Are you eating them?  Are they eating your garden?

I have rabbits that come into my yard and I enjoy watching them.  They can't eat anything I'm growing though. 

Mockingbirds, on the other hand, blueberry bushes and tomatoes...  Get yourself a PCP pellet gun.  It doesn't destroy a scope and you don't have to keep sighting it in.  A bit of an expensive investment initially with either a scuba tank or a compressor, but you'll love not missing because your scope is off.

Yes, they get after my vegetable garden. I don’t mind rabbits in the abstract, but in the suburbs they don’t have many predators (urban coyotes are skittish, and owls, hawks, and cars are about the only other population limiters), and they overrun the place. I’m just doing my part. 
We did raise rabbits for food when I was a kid, but I’m not eating these scrawny, fleabitten suburban cottontails. 

14 hours ago, retsevlys said:

Just curious, but why?  Are you eating them?  Are they eating your garden?

I have rabbits that come into my yard and I enjoy watching them.  They can't eat anything I'm growing though. 

Mockingbirds, on the other hand, blueberry bushes and tomatoes...  Get yourself a PCP pellet gun.  It doesn't destroy a scope and you don't have to keep sighting it in.  A bit of an expensive investment initially with either a scuba tank or a compressor, but you'll love not missing because your scope is off.

To kill a mockingbird? Seems harsh

15 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

To kill a mockingbird? Seems harsh

Fuck off Atticus. 

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Everything now has to be Karen Crazy Tribal.

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15 hours ago, retsevlys said:

Mockingbirds, on the other hand, blueberry bushes and tomatoes...  Get yourself a PCP pellet gun.  It doesn't destroy a scope and you don't have to keep sighting it in.  A bit of an expensive investment initially with either a scuba tank or a compressor, but you'll love not missing because your scope is off.

You might want to take a look at the Migratory Bird Treaty Act

11 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You might want to take a look at the Migratory Bird Treaty Act

I'm a sovereign citizen. Those laws don't apply to me.

Doesn't count if you shoot the bird while its traveling over state lines, because then---neither of the states can prosecute you.  

That's how I scored my prom date anyway.  

Just now, Lobo said:

Doesn't count if you shoot the bird while its traveling over state lines, because then---neither of the states can prosecute you.  

That's how I scored my prom date anyway.  

Ok Matt. Let us know how the FBI probe works out for ya. 

On 4/8/2021 at 10:08 PM, retsevlys said:

Just curious, but why?  Are you eating them?  Are they eating your garden?

I have rabbits that come into my yard and I enjoy watching them.  They can't eat anything I'm growing though. 

Mockingbirds, on the other hand, blueberry bushes and tomatoes...  Get yourself a PCP pellet gun.  It doesn't destroy a scope and you don't have to keep sighting it in.  A bit of an expensive investment initially with either a scuba tank or a compressor, but you'll love not missing because your scope is off.

A real man don’t need no scope on a pellet gun.

On 4/9/2021 at 1:15 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You might want to take a look at the Migratory Bird Treaty Act

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43 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

It’s also not advisable to take hallucinogens while shooting guns

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3 hours ago, markersmake said:

Haha!

 

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Can get a decent outline of camel toe with that night cam.   lol 

Possum. Yesterday we had a possum on our fence at 9:30 in the morning. Today it or another possum was back at 7 am. Keep an eye out with pets and kids.
- there are so many people that should live in apartments.
Dog killed 3 last year. Seeing a dead possum at 5am on the patio is always fun.
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Just saw a post on Nextdoor with someone asking how to train their rooster to not crow at 3 am every morning.  
 

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2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Just saw a post on Nextdoor with someone asking how to train their rooster to not crow at 3 am every morning.  
 

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Oooh. I know!  I know!

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1 hour ago, HRSchenker said:

Got the email this morning that Nextdoor is going public as a company. 

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Great.  Now while sifting through posts to find summertime help with the kids, I get to see crazy-ass Linda in my neighborhood ranting about "I will not be censored by this public company, I want CRT out of our schools!"  And then it's 3 pages of people trying to explain to Linda what a "public" company actually is and her threatening to block the neighborhood back to school party out of retribution.  Good times, good times.  

i think there are fake posts about dogs missing to drive traffic.  no effing way this many dogs are missing.  if i end up dead for exposing this, you know why.

29 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

i think there are fake posts about dogs missing to drive traffic.  no effing way this many dogs are missing.  if i end up dead for exposing this, you know why.

This guy is gonna come talk to you.

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