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Dang menacing kids!

I live across the street from McCallum highschool at a small complex. Earlier this week a large group of students gathered in our parking lot/picnic table to smoke “reefer” Whatever, I’m not a narc but more and more kids started to show up and it became insanely noisy at 1:30 pm. I’ve lived here for 2years and am positive all of these highschool kids aren’t residents and should probably be in class?? Today I’m sitting outside about to do a load of laundry and I see a kid walk up with a backpack and look over his shoulder and go into the laundry room, then a girl comes and they close the door. The door to our community laundry room is never closed. I draw the line at sex on a washer I have to use! I’ve also heard from a lot of gas station clerks that there’s rampant theft with these kids; just wondering why they allow kids off campus during school hours?? And what do I do about this without being a Karen?!

reefer, lulz.

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8 minutes ago, Blotto said:

reefer, lulz.

Writing a post about it on Nextdoor is a go to move for Karen.  Not sure you can claim not to want to be a Karen when doing a very Karen activity.

There is a book that someone found in the "Mature content" section at one of our 2 HS libraries. This is the book. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fun_Home

I am not quite sure if a HS kid brought this home, or if these 'parents' sought it out. I put parents in quotes because apparently this is the same group that is bombarding the school board with their "CRT" and anti-mask rhetoric. The folks are definitely in the minority in our city but obviously they are a very vocal minority. 

Anyway, I guess the guy who is a ringleader of this group, took a sexually explicit sketch graphic from the book of a female munching on another female's box, blew the image up and presented it at the school board meeting to create some sort of a dramatic scene. The olds are all over NextDoor (and I'm guessing FB) complaining about their tax dollars and how inappropriate this is to have in schools. They are going batshit insane over this. 

Gratuitous screen shot of box munching. 

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1 hour ago, TKthunder2 said:

Writing a post about it on Nextdoor is a go to move for Karen.  Not sure you can claim not to want to be a Karen when doing a very Karen activity.

Seriously. I would also be pissed off if they were fuckin in the laundry room, but you address that with property management. Nobody on Nextdoor can help with that.

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

What does that have to do with Nextdoor?

"The olds are all over ND..."

There are no less than 4 threads about it on ND. 

32 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

"The olds are all over ND..."

There are no less than 4 threads about it on ND. 

Post them. That's the point of this thread.

3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Post them. That's the point of this thread.

Negged for expecting me to put in work. A sampling. 

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1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Hahahahahaha, what a bunch of crusty old bitches. 

Smut... should be outright illegal.

 

To quote the great philosopher Dr. Cox: "I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called "Bring Back the Porn!""

 

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Hahahahahaha, what a bunch of crusty old bitches. 

crusty at 28 is no way to go through life

8 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

There is a book that someone found in the "Mature content" section at one of our 2 HS libraries. This is the book. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fun_Home

I am not quite sure if a HS kid brought this home, or if these 'parents' sought it out. I put parents in quotes because apparently this is the same group that is bombarding the school board with their "CRT" and anti-mask rhetoric. The folks are definitely in the minority in our city but obviously they are a very vocal minority. 

Anyway, I guess the guy who is a ringleader of this group, took a sexually explicit sketch graphic from the book of a female munching on another female's box, blew the image up and presented it at the school board meeting to create some sort of a dramatic scene. The olds are all over NextDoor (and I'm guessing FB) complaining about their tax dollars and how inappropriate this is to have in schools. They are going batshit insane over this. 

Gratuitous screen shot of box munching. 

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I know imgur doesn't embed so a link will have to suffice https://i.imgur.com/OsEfUws.jpg

 

Your link to the imgur image is also broken. 

10 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Reefer Madness (1936) - IMDb

 

 

I'm not on it, so I can't post any pics of threads, but someone saw a "black bear" in our neighborhood last night, and next door has gone apeshit.

Apparently every dog in the area is about to be mauled, and OMG, the cat food you left out might get eaten.

Wednesday update. Richard, an Old with nothing better to do apparently, decided to order the book off of Amazon and post his objective review. I am sad for Richard that he apparently has nothing better to do but happy that at least he has some common sense and decided to do some investigating before getting hysterical on the internet over something that he has no knowledge of. Take that Karens. Maybe they should be gone in the name of Yeshua.

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Sorry Richard, I'm more impressed by the Science Project Cardboard with shitty lamination. Nice try.

53 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

Wednesday update. Richard, an Old with nothing better to do apparently, decided to order the book off of Amazon and post his objective review. I am sad for Richard that he apparently has nothing better to do but happy that at least he has some common sense and decided to do some investigating before getting hysterical on the internet over something that he has no knowledge of. Take that Karens. Maybe they should be gone in the name of Yeshua.

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I bet ol' Richard just wanted to look at pictures of box munching (nttattwat)

 

 

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If all voters in this country were like Richard the political situation in this country would probably be much improved

For every Richard, there are 206 Emilia and Erins. 

34 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If all voters in this country were like Richard the political situation in this country would probably be much improved

Big Pearl won't let that happen.  They need to feed the beast and drive demand for all the clutching of their products.

On 10/27/2021 at 9:35 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I'm not on it, so I can't post any pics of threads, but someone saw a "black bear" in our neighborhood last night, and next door has gone apeshit.

Apparently every dog in the area is about to be mauled, and OMG, the cat food you left out might get eaten.

You live in South Austin?  Because I saw that post, I think.  

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Well this is one for the books.  Someone hits a momma ‘possum.  They are everywhere, and large rats.  No big deal, right?  But in our neighborhood, it is considered a hit and run.  On top of that, this lady rescues it, raises funds to get it surgery, and it is reunited with its babies.  Feel good story of the year.
 

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She's a possum, she has no home.  

Possum?  Hey-Ho...we have no deal with them!  

social media: bullhorns and billboards for idiots. 

in austin, the last 2 months had been non-stop drama about Prop A. SAN idiots were posting fake shit. Every "crime" sighting was argued about whether it's valid or bullshit. That added to the 20 posts a day where someone thought their opinion mattered on why we do or don't need Prop A, NextDoor became more miserable than it already was. 

i would almost give up cyber porn to roll back time to life before the internet. almost.

I’d give it up in a heart beat. Bring back Penthouse.

3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Well this is one for the books.  Someone hits a momma ‘possum.  They are everywhere, and large rats.  No big deal, right?  But in our neighborhood, it is considered a hit and run.  On top of that, this lady rescues it, raises funds to get it surgery, and it is reunited with its babies.  Feel good story of the year.
 

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Your response to that post must be  - "First you make a roux."

I got a kick out of this one. Shaming the Halloween Ring Doorbell candy stealing shamers. 

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16 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Isn’t it a lobster thing?

Someone bring the mini corn and we are feasting 

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I banged a Lisa Alford back in the 90s. She was this stupid also.
On 10/27/2021 at 11:04 AM, Baboontyme said:

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You should have respectfully asked Erin if she could post a couple more panels, you know... to help you finish. 

On 11/18/2021 at 8:29 PM, CooterBrown said:


I banged a Lisa Alford back in the 90s. She was this stupid also.

So did I. Are you from georgetown? If so, we may be Eskimo bros.

So did I. Are you from georgetown? If so, we may be Eskimo bros.

No but if your Lisa was an Army brat, then hello brother!
On 10/27/2021 at 9:35 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I'm not on it, so I can't post any pics of threads, but someone saw a "black bear" in our neighborhood last night, and next door has gone apeshit.

 

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Gasoline!  (takes drink) hahahahaha!

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