January 21, 20205 yr SIAP. Herman and CDC need to get us one of these if we don't have one already. Apparently this is what Joe Brady used with LSU this year.
January 21, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, Radical Larry said: Yeah this thread is going to be about as wholesome as Saturday night at the Yellow Rose.
January 21, 20205 yr Thread title had me thinking Mona Lisa but instead I got this Anyways, I would gladly touch that thing's balls.
January 21, 20205 yr So, a rich kid with no friends can now play catch. I do see a potential issue with the (it looks like) six ball limit. I wonder how precise the balls have to be placed into the carousel. If a trainer can easily refill as it rotates, extra badass. It’s definitely a neat tool, giving receivers a consistent thrower for when you’re working on routes or footwork and saving camp arms. Must be pricey. Keep it out of the rain.
January 21, 20205 yr Time to upgrade the quote. Only 4 things happen when you pass, and 3 of them are bad. The robot can freakout and start attacking people.
January 21, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, JFKFC said: Time to upgrade the quote. Only 4 things happen when you pass, and 3 of them are bad. The robot can freakout and start attacking people. “You’ve got to listen to me! Elementary Chaos Theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.”
January 21, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, Hate said: Fabulous game with buddies back in the day . Much shit-talking always... Combing football, money ,and blowing stuff up was masterful. Edited January 21, 20205 yr by Iceman
January 21, 20205 yr I wonder how long until someone breaks a finger trying to see how hard a pass they can catch.
January 21, 20205 yr 26 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said: I wonder how long until someone breaks a finger trying to see how hard a pass they can catch. What makes you think it hasn't already happened? Hopefully we have some interns working on hacking LSU's machine, see if we can't find their preferred patterns as well as throwing some finger-breakers as needed...
January 21, 20205 yr Now our players can have almost as many balls flying at them as south Austin's mom.
January 21, 20205 yr 12 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said: Now our players can have almost as many balls flying at them as south Austin's mom. That would be the Rhythmic Slapping Sounds option, sir.
January 21, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said: I wonder how long until someone breaks a finger trying to see how hard a pass they can catch. On Collin's YT channel they stand next to the juggs during a competition. Too lazy to look for it.
January 21, 20205 yr This is not what I thought it was. I am disappoint. babyinbunnysuitonswingmeme.gif
January 21, 20205 yr This is already perhaps the single greatest thread ever to appear on the football board and we're still on page 1.
January 21, 20205 yr needs a setting for 3 yards short of a 1st down when it is 3rd down /s recent Texas OCs
January 21, 20205 yr If you enter the code "up-down-left-right-GDGD" on the home screen, it will float a high ball towards the sidelines while simultaneously summoning a Tesla from the parking lot to smash into your ribs just as the pass gets there. Yay, science!
January 21, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, WBT said: It's like a Russ Meyer movie in this thread Film. I haven't seen four women like this together outside of a Russ Meyer film.
January 21, 20205 yr Author I'm told there's a "Greg Davis" setting that throws the ball three yards short of wherever you program it to go.
January 21, 20205 yr So what happens when your QB throws like Peter "The Great" and all you know how to catch is spirals that are on target and not ducks that are jump balls? Cash twins were great.
January 22, 20205 yr That’s pretty cool and all but until they have an actual robot that is anatomically correct wearing a uniform firing those balls I will not be gruntled
January 22, 20205 yr 7 hours ago, DanTheHorn said: So what happens when your QB throws like Peter "The Great" and all you know how to catch is spirals that are on target and not ducks that are jump balls? This man will provide any and all variables and endless possibilities
January 22, 20205 yr 6 minutes ago, Mileslong said: That’s pretty cool and all but until they have an actual robot that is anatomically correct wearing a uniform firing those balls I will not be gruntled but maybe a little bit gruntlish?
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