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SIAP.  Herman and CDC need to get us one of these if we don't have one already. Apparently this is what Joe Brady used with LSU this year.
 



 

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4 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

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Yeah this thread is going to be about as wholesome as Saturday night at the Yellow Rose.

Good to know we have our priorities in the right place!

Thread title had me thinking Mona Lisa but instead I got this

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Anyways, I would gladly touch that thing's balls. 

Major letdown boner kill. Needs new title or material.

So, a rich kid with no friends can now play catch.

I do see a potential issue with the (it looks like) six ball limit. I wonder how precise the balls have to be placed into the carousel. If a trainer can easily refill as it rotates, extra badass.

It’s definitely a neat tool, giving receivers a consistent thrower for when you’re working on routes or footwork and saving camp arms. Must be pricey. Keep it out of the rain.

Time to upgrade the quote. 

Only 4 things happen when you pass, and 3 of them are bad.

The robot can freakout and start attacking people. 

1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

Time to upgrade the quote. 

Only 4 things happen when you pass, and 3 of them are bad.

The robot can freakout and start attacking people. 

“You’ve got to listen to me!  Elementary Chaos Theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.”

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6 hours ago, Hate said:

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Fabulous game with buddies back in the day .   Much shit-talking always...

Combing football, money ,and blowing stuff up was masterful.

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I wonder how long until someone breaks a finger trying to see how hard a pass they can catch.

26 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I wonder how long until someone breaks a finger trying to see how hard a pass they can catch.

What makes you think it hasn't already happened?

 

 

 

Hopefully we have some interns working on  hacking LSU's machine, see if we can't find their preferred patterns as well as throwing some finger-breakers as needed...

Now our players can have almost as many balls flying at them as south Austin's mom. 

12 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Now our players can have almost as many balls flying at them as south Austin's mom. 

That would be the Rhythmic Slapping Sounds option, sir.

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

I wonder how long until someone breaks a finger trying to see how hard a pass they can catch.

On Collin's YT channel they stand next to the juggs during a competition.  Too lazy to look for it. 

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This is already perhaps the single greatest thread ever to appear on the football board and we're still on page 1.

needs a setting for 3 yards short of a 1st down when it is 3rd down

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recent Texas OCs

If you enter the code "up-down-left-right-GDGD" on the home screen, it will float a high ball towards the sidelines while simultaneously summoning a Tesla from the parking lot to smash into your ribs just as the pass gets there.

Yay, science!

It's like a Russ Meyer movie in this thread

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

It's like a Russ Meyer movie in this thread

Film.

I haven't seen four women like this together outside of a Russ Meyer film.

Jerry says film.  Elaine says movie when she goes to the EEOC to complain.

BEEP BEEP put me in coach BOOP

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I'm told there's a "Greg Davis" setting that throws the ball three yards short of wherever you program it to go. 

So what happens when your QB throws like Peter "The Great" and all you know how to catch is spirals that are on target and not ducks that are jump balls? Cash twins were great.

That’s pretty cool and all but until they have an actual robot that is anatomically correct wearing a uniform firing those balls I will not be gruntled

7 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

So what happens when your QB throws like Peter "The Great" and all you know how to catch is spirals that are on target and not ducks that are jump balls?

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This man will provide any and all variables and endless possibilities

6 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

That’s pretty cool and all but until they have an actual robot that is anatomically correct wearing a uniform firing those balls I will not be gruntled

but maybe a little bit gruntlish?

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