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10 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

she looks like her face lost an argument with a shovel

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99 words for boobs:

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds 
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas 
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors 
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors 
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice 
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights 
Every day I probably use 
99 words for boobs 

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys 
Double lattes, Ode to Joys 
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors 
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters 
Double-WMD's 
MRE's and PFD's 
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes 
99 words for boobs 

Gerber servers, holy grails 
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales 
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers 
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers 
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos 
Soft-serve cones and armadillos 
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes 
99 words for boobs 

Midget earmuffs, warming globes 
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes 
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers 
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers 
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs 
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs 
Jogging partners, saline noobs 
99 words for boobs 

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers 
Rubber baby buggy bumpers 
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas 
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas 
Congo bongos, bowling pins 
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins 

Any others?

I have a friend that sings in a Led Zeppelin tribute band


That’s no easy job.

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If she needs to head for a stripper retirement home I’ve got just the place....

On 4/15/2020 at 8:31 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

99 words for boobs:

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds 
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas 
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors 
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors 
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice 
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights 
Every day I probably use 
99 words for boobs 

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys 
Double lattes, Ode to Joys 
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors 
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters 
Double-WMD's 
MRE's and PFD's 
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes 
99 words for boobs 

Gerber servers, holy grails 
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales 
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers 
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers 
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos 
Soft-serve cones and armadillos 
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes 
99 words for boobs 

Midget earmuffs, warming globes 
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes 
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers 
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers 
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs 
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs 
Jogging partners, saline noobs 
99 words for boobs 

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers 
Rubber baby buggy bumpers 
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas 
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas 
Congo bongos, bowling pins 
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins 

Any others?

Tits?

3 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Tits?

Oh man.....the tree in the forest.  Well done!

4 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Tits?

One of my favorites not listed...

 Your "indicators" are on...

On 4/15/2020 at 6:31 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

99 words for boobs:

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds 
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas 
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors 
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors 
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice 
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights 
Every day I probably use 
99 words for boobs 

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys 
Double lattes, Ode to Joys 
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors 
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters 
Double-WMD's 
MRE's and PFD's 
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes 
99 words for boobs 

Gerber servers, holy grails 
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales 
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers 
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers 
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos 
Soft-serve cones and armadillos 
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes 
99 words for boobs 

Midget earmuffs, warming globes 
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes 
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers 
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers 
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs 
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs 
Jogging partners, saline noobs 
99 words for boobs 

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers 
Rubber baby buggy bumpers 
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas 
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas 
Congo bongos, bowling pins 
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins 

Any others?

Sweater-puppies?

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On 4/16/2020 at 9:49 PM, DallasGatr said:

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If she needs to head for a stripper retirement home I’ve got just the place....

Pop a top, again...I’ve just got time for one more round...

4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It is under quite a strain

I will not be her huckleberry

2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

This could be my new favorite thread.

What? You are just now coming to that conclusion? Day one page one for me.

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Damn. I love those freckles on her nose.
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Stupid tapa double post, but I’m leaving the picture.

19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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In my head this is Brie Larson

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5 hours ago, Hate said:

 


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Damn. I love those freckles on her nose.

 

That’s a sun burnt nose that’s about to start peeling. Now, back to the topic....

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

I haven’t seen Captain Marvel but surly tells me Brie Larson is terrible. Nonetheless there’s somethings I’d like to put my fingers on just to be sure 

Not that I’m complaining, but when did under-boob become a mainstream thing?

Perhaps just part of the natural evolution of boob display?


Renaissance ... over-boob

Late 20th century ... side-boob

Early 21st century ... under-boob

What pray tell is next?

On 4/29/2020 at 4:21 PM, Nuge said:

In my head this is Brie Larson

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except Brie Larson is a worthless dirty cunt

7 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

except Brie Larson is a worthless dirty cunt

Gonna need some background here....

Thanks for most of the visual contributions to this thread. They’re very soothing especially during this time of national emergency

3 hours ago, Bogeywon said:

Gonna need some background here....

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4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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Please assure me that no filters were harmed during this film capture...

42 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Please assure me that no filters were harmed during this film capture...

Camel Toe filter working well. 

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

Please assure me that no filters were harmed during this film capture...

So many damn filters sacrificed on her face and chest bud, no way to tell what she looks like 

I wonder if these girls know that they are well endowed and that guys enjoy staring at their big bosoms?  Just kidding....we know.

Not that I’m complaining, but when did under-boob become a mainstream thing?
Perhaps just part of the natural evolution of boob display?

Renaissance ... over-boob
Late 20th century ... side-boob
Early 21st century ... under-boob
What pray tell is next?

An awesome jugs machine
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34 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Well isn’t that clever

But not particularly jugular...

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